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As our story begins we find the CoaP gang. The ORGINAL six idiots. We find the leader Neon. We find the ultimate Nintendo Freak ZinDinTimeYum. We find the master of weapons and Chao death Chao_Killer. We find that cool echidna SuperKnux. We find the only smart and sane member NukuNuku Cat. We also find everyone’s favorite drunk Hyper Knux. Well now lets join them in the SoaH machine as they set out on another crazy adventure!
Hyper: 1000 bottles of beer on the wall!
Super: 1000 bottles of beer!
CK: Take one down pass it around!
Zin: 999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Hyper: 999 bottles of beer on the wall!
Super: 999 bottles of beer!
CK: Take one down pass it around!
Zin: 998 bottles of beer.
Nuku: Would you guys shut up!
Hyper: What? Were just playing a game.
Nuku: Well stop it your annoying me. Neon: So where are we going?
Nuku: Not sure.
Super: Let’s go to Beers "R" Us!
Hyper: Ya!
Nuku: No!
Zin: Let’s go to the Mushroom Kingdom.
CK: Ya great idea!
Neon: We already did that once.
Zin: Whats your point?
Hyper: 666 bottles of hard liquor on the wall! 666 bottles of hard liquor! Take them down pass them around! Hyper drinks them all and there’s no more liquor on the wall!
Nuku: I said shut up!
Super: Turn the radio on.
Neon: Sure.
Neon turns on the radio and Some Where I belong by Linkin Park starts playing.
Neon: This songs cool.
Super: Its ok.
CK: So, what the hell are we doing? I’m bored back here.
Zin: Me to. Shouldn’t we be going on some kind of adventure?
Nuku: Well we got to wait and see. I’m sure we’ll find something to do tonight.
Hyper: Is listing to the song. Hey guys where do I belong?
Neon: In a mental institute.
Everyone laughs.
Hyper: I don’t get it.
The Linkin Park song comes to a end and the radio announcer comes on.
Radio Announcer: Late breaking news! Early today at the Station Square national preserve bank a black hedgehog was seen stealing a Chaos Emerald. Even though the hedgehog was BLACK the secret organization called G.U.N believes that the thief is non-other then the hero Sonic the Hedgehog. Is G.U.N right? Did Sonic turn evil? Or is are the people who work for G.U.N a bunch of stupid asses who just so happen to be colored blind? More details at eleven.
Zin: It’s that fucker Shadow!
CK: Wait you mean faker. Right?
Zin: Well he is a faker, but he’s also a fucker!
Neon: We must stop this fucker..er faker and prove that Sonic is innocent!
Nuku: Yay! We have a mystery to solve!
Super: It isn’t really a mystery Nuku since we all know it’s that fake ass hedgehog Shadow.
Hyper: Ya lets go kick that ass clowns ass!
Nuku: Well then. Were going on an adventure!
Zin: Lets a go!
The van zooms off into the night as Saliva Bleed for Me plays on the radio.
Meanwhile we find Sonic the Hedgehog being chased by G.U.N
Sonic: Why are these stupid robots after me? I’m way past cool!
G.U.N Robot: There he is! Get him!
Sonic: Crap! I better jet!
Runs into a alley but comes to a dead end. As he turns to find a escape he finds himself surrounded by G.U.N robots.
G.U.N: Put your hands in the air! You are under arrest.
Sonic: Oh man. How can this happen to me? I mean I am Sonic the Hedgehog. I’m way past cool!
G.U.N is seen taking Sonic away in hand cuffs. Now we cut back to the CoaP gang in there van.
Hyper: Are we there yet?
Nuku: No.
Hyper: Are we there yet.
Nuku: No!
Hyper: Are we there yet?
Nuku: No!!!
Zin: Hey wait where are we going?
Nuku: Um, I don’t know.
Neon: Great.
CK: This reminds me of the time Mecha Knuckles stole the Hyper Emeralds and we had to drive to Detroit.
Flash Back to CoaP "Mecha Madness"
They drive off to Detroit.
SuperKnux: Detroit here we come!
A few hours later.
SuperKnux: Are we there yet?
Neon: No.
Zin: Are we there yet?
Neon: No!
Chao_Killer: Are we there yet?
Neon: No!!!
Hyper Knux: Are we drunk yet?
Neon: SHUT UP!!!
End Flashback
Super: Ah ya the good old days.
Radio Announcer: This just in! Sonic has been captured by G.U.N and is being held captive at their secret base located under the local mall. That is all.
Nuku: Now we know were going!
Super: Beers "R" Us?
Nuku: No!
CK: To the local bar?
Nuku: No!
Hyper: I know! Were going to Disney World!
Hyper passes out from drunkenness.
Zin: Hey remember the time we went to Beer Land?
Flashback to CoaP "Beer Land"
Zin: This is cool. The cars are shaped like beer cans.
Nuku: Um are you sure we don't get that wet on this?
Neon: No...You get soaked!
Nuku: What??? No this water is weird looking. No CK, don't drink it!
Chao_Killer: Drinks the strange water. Tastes like beer.
Zin: Tastes the water. My George it is beer!
Super Knux: So that’s why they call it the beer flume.
Hyper Knux: What? Beer?!!?
He jumps out the of car and into the stream of beer.
Nuku: Hyper Knux no!!!
Hyper Knux: Wahoo..gulp..gulp....gag..ya...gulp.
He gets washed off.
End flashback
Super: Wait so were going to Beer Land?
Nuku: No were going to the secret G.U.N base!
Neon: Sweet! The mall!
Zin: Lets a go!
Nuku: We don’t have time for the mall. We need to save Sonic.
All: Awwww.
They arrive at the mall. Break into the secret G.U.N base and save Sonic. They then escape back to the van and drive off listening to Drowning Pool "The Man Without Fear" on the radio.
Neon: That was a close.
Sonic: Who the heck are you guys?
Nuku: Were CoaP.
Sonic: Ya well I’m Sonic the Hedgehog! The fasted thing alive! I’m way past cool!
Zin: Ya, we know.
The drunken Hyper wakes back up.
Hyper: Hey its Shadow! Kick his ass!
Super: Dude that’s Sonic not Shadow.
Hyper: Ya that’s Sonic, and that’s Shadow!
Hyper sees Sonic’s Shadow on the van floor and attempts to punch but hurts his hand.
Hyper: Ahhhh!!!
CK: Chill dude.
Hyper: That hurt.
Neon: Hey gang! Let’s split up!
Nuku: Were in the van.
Neon: Oh ya.
Sonic: I’m way past cool!
CK: We know Sonic.
Sonic: Where are we going? I need to know cause I’m way past cool!
Hyper: Stop saying that!
Sonic: Jinkies!
Zin: Sonic said Jinkies. It must be a clue!
Nuku: Clue? To what?
Sonic: Clue nothing! I found a box of Jinkies!
Neon: Give me some!
Sonic: No! I’m way past cool!
Sonic eats all the Jinkies.
As there driving they here a loud explosion outside the van.
Neon: What the hell was that?
Nuku: It sounded like a loud explosion outside the van.
Super: Dudes! Its G.U.N they’re chasing us!
Sonic: Oh no! They’re trying to kill me! I’m too young to die! I’m cool and blue!
Nuku: They’re not after you. There after a black hedgehog named Shadow.
Zin: Ya! Were gonna whoop his ass!
Neon: Quick gang! Let’s split up!
CK: Neon quick! Shut the fuck up!
Nuku: Hey look! There’s Shadow!
Super: Run it over!
CK: Smash that fucker!
Sonic: Hey guys. I gotta go!!!
Neon: What? Where?
Sonic: I gotta go to the bathroom!
CK: Oh boy.
Sonic opens up the back door of the van and starts to piss out the back hitting the the G.U.N robots in the eyes causing them to blow up.
Sonic: Ya! I am so cool and blue! Woot! I’m way past cool!
The van stops infront of Shadow the Hedgehog and Zin, CK, Super, Hyper, and Neon all get out and beat the crap out of Shadow leaving him a bloody pulp.
Zin: Our job here is finished!
CK: Ya!
Sonic: Well I better juice it! Later guys and remember I’m way past cool!
Sonic runs off as the CoaP gang gets back in the van.
Hyper: Why the hell does he keep saying, "I’m way past cool" anyway?
Super: No clue man.
Nuku: Can we go now?
Neon: Fine.
Hyper: Let’s go to Beers "R" Us.
CK: Ya great idea!
Nuku: Do we have to?
Zin: Hey remember that time Super robed the Beers "R" Us?
Flashback to CoaP "Return to Beers "R" Us"
Nuku: How do you guys plan to pay for all this?
Hyper Knux: Pay for what?
Zin: We need money.
The lights go out.
Chao_Killer: What the fuck happened to the lights?
Nuku: They went out stupid.
Neon: Let’s split up gang.
Hyper Knux: I can't see.
Zin: This sucks.
Hyper Knux: My god I can't see. I must've of gone blind!!!
Nuku: You're not blind, the lights went out.
Neon: Okay gang lets split up.
Everyone: Shut up, Neon.
Lights come back on.
Zin: The lights came back on.
Nuku: Really?
Hyper Knux: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! ALL THE BEERS GONE!
End Flashback
Super: Ya then you guys came back to the warehouse to find out I caused the black out and ordered my Pikmin to steal the beer.
CK: Ya those were the good old days.
Neon: Let’s split up!
Nuku: Shut up Neon!
Zin: Well lets get going!
Hyper: Woot!
They get in the van and drive off listening to Finger Eleven "Sad Exchange" on the radio thus ending another adventure.