At night, a green van is shown driving through an empty desert. Loud punk music can be heard. Nuku, Zin, Hyper Knux, Chao Killer, and Neon Chaos inside, with Neon driving. They are singing along to the song as the main credits roll on. The song fades over with.

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt Defy You by the Offspring to bring you this special new bulletin. I am here live at Beers R Us to report that all the beer has been stolen.

NUKU:
Let's go on an adventure and find who's behind this.

HYPER KNUX:
Actually, I hired some people to steal all the beer for me.

NUKU:
Oh.

ZIN:
Well, that must've been our fastest solved mystery.

RAIDO ANNOUNCER:
In other news, the President's Chao was murdered.

ZIN:
Correction, we know who did that without even asking.

CHAO KILLER:
Actually, I'm right here with you guys, so how could I've done it?

NEON:
He's got a point.

NUKU:
YAY! A mystery to solve.

HYPER KNUX:
Why would we want to solve that?

NUKU:
Well, the President might give us free video games.

ZIN:
I'm in.

HYPER KNUX (pointing out to the side window):
Hey, what is that?

NEON:
It's Godzilla!

ZIN:
That was really corny, Neon. Hey, that thing is coming straight at us.

A robot version of Chao Killer flys toward the van. The robot rams into the van, making it tip over. Everyone gets out of the van.

HYPER KNUX:
I feel like I am drunk...

CHAO KILLER pulls out a bazooka from out of nowhere. He kills the robot imposture without even trying. The movie director (who is not drawn) is Steven Spielberg. He walks up to the cast from his director's chair.

SPIELBERG:
CUT! That was WAY too quick. We can at last have made that scene last a few minutes.

Chao Killer aims his weapon at him.

SPIELBERG:
Or maybe not. Let's keep going. Action!

CHAO KILLER:
This is one stupid adventure.

HYPER KNUX:
Hey, did I tell you the time Superman thought I ate his pizza?

ZIN:
Here we go again...

Flashback: Hyper Knux is eating in a pizz place. Superman walks in. Superman punches him in the face and finishes the pizza. End Flashback.

NUKU:
Great, while we had that boring flashback, we got surround by Evil Monkeys and Bunnies.

HYPER KNUX (walking up to a bunny):
Hey, look at that cute puppy dog. Who's a cute puppy dog?

The bunny jumps up and attacks him.

CHAO KILLER:
This is messed up. Neon, this sucks.

NEON:
This is real life.

NUKU:
We're all going to die!

All of the evil bunnies and monkies disapear.

NUKU:
Hey, what happened to all the animals?

SPIELBERG:
We don't have time to show this since, and it's costing us too much money. And CUT!