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We find our heroes...? No, it's just that a lot of things like this start as 'We find our heroes...' so I'll do it MY way. We find our heroes in the van driving through the desert. Nuku is driving with ChaoThing in the passenger seat eating cheese from the package. The others are in the back drinking beer.
Nuku: I'm bored.
Chao_Killer: What did you say?
Hyper Knux: Where am I?
Hyper Knux passes out.
Super Knux: How come we always drive through the desert?
Zin: Maybe because we have nowhere else to go?
Nuku: Maybe because there are the best bars out here?
Neon: Maybe because we have to split up?
ChaoThing: What's that up ahead?
HyperSonicChao is walking in the street.
Nuku: Look, it's HyperSonicChao!
Chao_Killer: Run him over!!
Nuku: I don't want to!
HyperSonicChao turns around and sees them coming. Then he ducks under the van.
HyperSonicChao: Missed me!
Chao_Killer looks back through the window and shoots HyperSonicChao with a gun.
Chao_Killer: Gotcha!
Zin: Nice one!
ChaoThing: What a waste! Should just eat him.
Chao_Killer: I kill chao, not eat them.
ChaoThing: Whatever.
Super Knux: Hey, there's a bar up ahead.
Hyper Knux: BAR? Where?!
Super Knux points over there.
Neon: Let's go to that bar!
Nuku: Only if they have any other drinks besides beer.
Everyone gets out.
Neon: Let's split up gang.
HyperSonicChao is on the roof of the bar. ChaoThing sees him.
ChaoThing: Hey, look! It's HyperSonicChao!
ChaoThing jumps onto the roof next to HyperSonicChao and shows him his teethy smile.
HyperSonicChao: AAAH!!!
The others speculate. ChaoThing chases HyperSonicChao around the rooftop and he catches him and eats him piece by piece.
ChaoThing: I should do this again as a chao sandwich with cheese!
He licks his fingers and mouth and jumps down to the gang.
Chao_Killer: You da man!
Hyper Knux: Can we go in already?
Neon: Yeah!
They all walk in and sit down at the stools.
Bartender: What'll it be?
HyperSonicChao: I'll take a quart o' beer.
Bartender: Here ya go.
The Bartender hands HyperSonicChao a beer, except it looks a little green.
Zin: What's up with the beer?
HyperSonicChao drinks it, but then it looks like he has a seizure.
HyperSonicChao: AGHHHUGHGUGHGUGHGHUGHGHUGHGUGH!!!!!!!!!
Chao_Killer: What the hell?
HyperSonicChao falls to the ground dead, but his body still twitches.
Neon: Okay, that was weird.
Nuku: Maybe there's something strange in the beer.
Hyper Knux was about to drink some.
Hyper Knux: What's strange about it?
ChaoThing: It's all green and stuff instead of tan.
Super Knux: Yeah.
Zin: I wonder if it's poison? (Zin takes a whiff.) SICK! This stuff smells like shit!!
Super Knux: Then don't smell it!
ChaoThing: Dumbass.
Zin: Well, SORRY, I was just curious!
Chao_Killer: Hey, Bartender, there's something in the beer.
Bartender: Ain't my fault.
Neon: Yes, it is!
Bartender: No it's not! Look, would I give poison to you guys?
They all look at him.
Bartender: Point taken.
Zin: Look, if you're just going to poison us then we're leaving.
Bartender: Look, if you really want to know what's wrong then go to the underground beer factory.
Nuku: A mystery to solve!! Cool!
Hyper Knux: Beer factory?!?!
Zin: Jinkies!
ChaoThing: Jinkies...isn't that a breakfast cereal or something?
Zin just shrugs.
Zin: To the Egg-o-matic! I mean, the van.
They all come out of the bar and they get in the van.
HyperSonicChao was on the roof of the van, no one noticed when they got in.
Chao_Killer: Chao sense...tingling!
Zin: No one likes Spider Man anymore.
Nuku: Let's just go.
Nuku was about to start the van, but she thought of something and ran to the bar.
Chao_Killer: Where are you going?
Nuku: I'll be right back!
A second later after she goes in she comes out with a map in her hand.
Nuku goes into the van.
Nuku: Needed a map to find out where the place was in the first place!
Chao_Killer: AHA!
Chao_Killer pulls out his beam cannon (patent pending) and he shoots upward into the roof of the car, hitting HyperSonicChao and blasting him into atomic particles.
Chao_Killer: That's what you get for hiding from me!
Zin: Can we go now?
Nuku starts up the van and drives into the open part of the desert.
Hyper Knux: Are we there yet?
Super Knux: I don't think so.
Neon: Is it close?
Zin: I don't know.
Chao_Killer: Are there any chao there?
ChaoThing: Yeah!
Nuku: Hush up, you guys! We have to find this trap door somewhere in the desert.
Super Knux: That sucks.
Hyper Knux: Hey, look, a flat rock!
Hyper Knux points to the trap door.
Nuku: We're here!
They all get out of the van, and somehow the sand is hard as metal.
Zin: Why is the sand so hard?
ChaoThing: Probably because we're over a factory.
Zin: Oh.
Nuku: So...how do you open it?
The trap door opens and sucks Nuku in.
Nuku: WAHH!!
,i>The others get sucked in as well as sand with all that force.
Chao_Killer: Aaahh!!!
Hyper Knux: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
They all hit the tile at the bottom. Nuku is standing next to them.
Nuku: Quit laying around! We have to find out who's behind this!
They all get up.
Chao_Killer: We're going!
Hyper Knux isn't with them.
ChaoThing: Where's Hyper Knux?
Neon: Hmm...don't you remember the last time we went the the beer factory?
Flashback to where Hyper Knux went to the beer factory and jumped into a huge 10-foot metal cylinder of beer full to the brim. A few minutes later it was all gone. They then had to carry him into the van. He was so drunk he couldn't even speak english.
Super Knux: I remember that!
Zin: He's probably gone off to do that again.
Nuku: Wait...wouldn't he be poisoned?
ChaoThing: I'm not sure....
Zin: Naw. The actual beer is just stored there until they add the taste and put it into bottles and cans and such.
Nuku: Good, we don't have to worry about him as much.
Chao_Killer: Let's go find who's doing this poisoning!
They walk to a cylinder full of beer.
Zin: Free beer!
Super Knux: Yay!
All of them except Nuku jump up there and start drinking.
Nuku: Are you guys seriously going to drink all of that?
ChaoThing: Yup!
Nuku: Fine. You guys stay and get drunk. I'm going to find out who did this.
Nuku leaves them drinking and tossing beer around and goes on ahead to the flavoring area.
Nuku: Hmm...I see the poison being added...but where's the...
HyperSonicChao is walking past Nuku with a big jug of poison.
Nuku: HEY! Are you the poisoner?
HyperSonicChao: Of course I am! I'm tired of you guys killing me all the time! It's time for me to return the favor! How would YOU like to get trampled, eaten, atomized, and stabbed all the time?!
Nuku: Hmm...I guess you're right...
Nuku: But it'll just continue!
Nuku: You kill them, they kill you. They kill you, you kill them, etcetera!
HyperSonicChao sets the jug of poison down.
HyperSonicChao: Hmm...I guess you're right...
Nuku grabs one of the flavoring jugs.
Nuku: Now go fix it.
HyperSonicChao: Why don't you?
Nuku: Because I don't know how.
HyperSonicChao: Oh.
HyperSonicChao goes over and changes it to the brand new jug.
Nuku was about to go hug him but his hands get caught in the conveyor belt and he gets squished.
Nuku: Eww! Nasty!
Nuku walks back to the gang, on the floor and drunk as ever.
Nuku: Don't tell me I have to carry them to the van again...
Nuku grabs all of their hair and she drags them; they're too drunk to feel pain. Nuku grabs Hyper Knux on the way and they all go into an elevator.
Nuku: Don't you guys have any self-control?
Zin: Ugghhh...
Hyper Knux: Sojfclsktrnilaegnfj...
Nuku: Whatever.
She presses the button and they go up at super-speed. They all hit the ceiling of the elevator.
Zin: Ouch!
Nuku: So you sobered up? Help me get these guys into the van.
Nuku and Zin walk over to the van and throw the others into the back seat.
Nuku: Looks like this mystery's solved!
She gets into the driver's seat. Zin gets into the passenger seat.
Zin: So, who was the criminal?
Nuku: It was HyperSonicChao.
Zin: Really? He's EVILL! EEEEVIILLL!!!!!
Nuku: Whatever.
Nuku starts up the van and they drive off into the sunset, then the screen fades into black. HyperSonicChao walks across the blackness, and stops in the middle of it.
HyperSonicChao: Hey, where did everybody go?
A hole appears behind him and sucks him in, but it closes on his head and it gets cut off.