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We find our heroes leaving a bar in the mystery machine. The guys are totally plastered, and NukuNuku has put in her new Anime and J-Pop CD.
NUKU: Mini moni teleponu da din din din!
GUYS (singing whatever, they don't care, they're drunk): A kusa bla diddy...
RADIO ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this really cute song that no one here understands to make an announcement.
NUKU: What's that, that you interrupted my only chance to listen to music they don't like?
ANNOUNCER: No, I wanted to tell anyone who likes to solve mysteries something.
NEON: What? A mystery?
All the guys magically sober up at the mention of a mystery.
ANNOUNCER: Thanks. Robotnik has built a giant magnet and is presently attracting every piece of metal he can. Al the Hedgehog had this to say, "Ahhhhhhhh!!! My car!! My precious BMW!"
HYPER: hic. Why's he doin that?
ANNOUNCER: If I knew it wouldn't be a mystery, would it?
KILLER: Zoinks!
ZIN: Jinkies!
SUPER: Okay, a mystery! Let's go!
NEON: Let's split up gang!!
NUKU: Let's let someone else solve it!
All the guys stare at her.
KILLER: What the fuck? Why?
SUPER: Yeah, you love mysteries.
NUKU: Duh! Think about it! A giant magnet!
Guys just stare, looking confused.
NUKU: (Eye twitches.) One of 2 things can happen to me. Care to guess?
NEON: You'll split up? I mean, apart?
ZIN: And you'll start to hate Shadow!!
NUKU: AGH! No! Either I'll get stuck to it or the program that makes my CPU keep me ALIVE will be erased!
Crickets chirp.
NUKU: ...I'll die.
GUYS: GAAAASSPP!!!
ZIN: Don't worry, Nuku! We'll protect you!
KILLER: Yeah, have we ever let you down before?
NUKU: Fine...
Later... Everyone is walking in a desert.
SUPER: Remind me again why we're walking?
ZIN: Because driving around in something metal is a bad idea when there's a giant magnet on the loose.
NUKU: It's hot...
NEON: I think I'm gonna evaporate...
KILER: Look! A chao! No, wait... That's just a mirage.
HYPERSONICCHAO: What's up guys?
KILLER: Hi, mirage chao... (Walks on by.)
HYPERSONICCHAO: Hey, I'm... (suddenly a flock of buzzards comes down and pecks him to death.) AHHH!!
HYPER: This sucks!!
NEON: Let's split up and look for clues!
NUKU: I don't want to split up! We're safer this way!
Suddenly Nuku Nuku goes flying backward through the air!
NUKU: Aiiieeeee!! Helllppp!!
Zin and Killer make a grab for her, but can only get a hold of her skirt and shirt, which rip off.
KILLER: Zoinks! She's naked!
ZIN: Jinkies!
SUPER: Where's my camera?
NUKU: You're all naked! Now quit gawking and help meeeee!!
HYPER: Right! I'll go get the beer!
NEON: What good will that do?? After her!
They chase after her, but aren't fast enough as she flies off to the magnet miles away.
NUKU: Whahhhhhhh.........
NEON: Oh no! We have to save Nuku!
SUPER: Leave it to me!
SuperKnux blows a whistle and everything is still. Suddenly, over the horizon, comes tons of little flowers. Then we can make out that it's SuperKnux's Pikmin!
SUPER: Find the magnet and take us to it, guys!
HYPER: Wait, I know! It's that way! (points in the opposite direction of where Nuku Nuku just flew.)
GREEN PIKMIN #1: bortinobjfoaghfgklh (Subtitles: Yeah, he's REAL smart.)
Meanwhile... Nuku Nuku is stuck to a giant magnet, right beside Bunnie Rabbot and Metal Sonic.
NUKU: This really bites.
BUNNIE: Shoah does. This is the second time this has happened to me!!
METAL: ..... ............
Back to the guys, who have gotten right near Robotnik's magnet.
NEON: There it is! Let's split up!
ZIN: Is that actually such a good idea right now?
KILLER: Look! It's a chao!!
HYPERSONICCHAO: Hey guys, I (doesn't finish because Killer kicks him about 200ft.)
KILLER: Teach you to come back here!!
ZIN: Jinkies! I see Robotnik! That chao must have been close enough to block him from our view!
HYPER: Let's get him!!
They run right up to Robotnik, who is busy laughing like an evil villain, as evil villains have a tendency to do.
ROBOTNIK: My plan is working perfectly! A few pieces may have to be changed but...
NEON: Robotnik! Tell us your plan!
ROBOTNIK: EEEEK!! You scared me!
HYPER: Tell us your plan or we'll steal all your beer!
ROBOTNIK: No, not my beer! Anyway, by the villain code of ethics I'm bound to tell you my plan before I kill you.
SUPER: So get on with it already!
ROBOTNIK: Sheesh! I'm trying to work up a speech! Fine! Once all the metal in the world is collected with my big magnet, I'm going to build the ultimate robot to destroy the world!
HYPER: (Little girl scream.)
NEON: Let's split up gang!
KILLER: Shut up, Neon!
ZIN: No, he's right! We gotta find the shut off switch!
ROBOTNIK: Hahahahaha! You'll never find it! It's painted bright red and out in plain sight!
The guys split up to search.
NEON: Don't worry Nuku! We're gonna save you!
NUKU: 'bout freakin time! It's hot up here!
BUNNIE: Save me too!!
METAL: ....... ... ......
Finally, Hyper finds the switch.
HYPER: I found it! Um... now what do I do with it?
NUKU: Pull it, stupid!
Just then we see a huge oil ship flying towards the magnet.
BUNNIE: Hurry, hurry!!
HYPER: Um.... (pushes the switch towards "stronger.")
The ship starts flying faster.
NUKU: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Wrong way, wrong way!!! ZIN: Pull it the other way!!!
ROBOTNIK: Hahahahahahahahahaha!! That will show you to interfere with my plans!
HYPER: Um... oh! (Pulls the switch back to off.)
The ship stops in mid flight, right over Robotnik.
ROBOTNIK: Oh, ship! (Gets crushed by the ship.)
Nuku Nuku, Bunnie, and Metal start to fall to the ground.
SUPER: Pikmin! Catch them!!
Pikman gather in a little bundle and catch them.
BUNNIE: Thanks, ya'll!! (Runs off.)
METAL: .... ...... .... ....... .... ...... (Flies off)
NUKU: Yayyyyy!!!! I'm safe!
GANG: HOORAAAYYY!!
ROBOTNIK: Owie....