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We find Neon, Super and Hyper... Talking To Me... The Narrator...Goddamn, Its Been Awhile.
Hyper: You Got That Right!
Neon: Yup! We Went To Cancun For A Little Vacation
Cool! What Did You Guys Do?
Super: That is ... confidential. ^_~
Hyper: Yeah. ^_~
Neon, Hyper, and Super snicker and laugh
You Guys Didnt Get Any, Did Ya?
Neon: ...No
Sucks... Where's Mecha?
Mecha: *In Cancun, Buried In Sand* ...Hello?...
Neon: *back at the Warehouse* He um...has an extended vacation.
What about Zin?
Hyper: Zin... well, he's here and all.
Super: but he's... different.
Different? How?
Neon: thats where you come in. Take us to the story!
Ok, we find Zin, sitting in the couch.. watching TV.
Mystic: Hey zin! watcha watchin?
Zin: This cool new show!
TV: Its the new show everybody is talking about! Queer Eye For The Straight Guy!
Guy on TV: Lets Go Girls!
The Rest: YAY!!!
Mystic: Uhhh, ok?
Neon and Super are in the kitchen table, playing poker.
Super: Ha! Royal Flush!
Hyper: *comes out of the bathroom* I'll say...
Mystic: Hey guys, Zin is acting weird. First he gets a shirt that has "Armani Exchange" on it. His vest is all..shiny..
Neon: so?
Mystic: Dont you guys think he is....over doing it? I mean, he even has Khaki pants! PANTS!!! Zin Dosent Wear Pants!!!
Hyper: It's not like he's gay.
Zin: Hey guys!
Neon: Hey Zin.. OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!
Zin: Oh this? he he, I got my hair hilighted! And i got rid of my cap, that was soooo messing up my smooth fur.
The Guys: O_o
Zin: well, I'm going to the mall! toodles! *walks off*
Super: Toodles?
Mystic: See See!?
Neon: Hmmm, id say we follow him, just to be sure.
Mystic: sounds like a plan!
Neon: Lets Split Up!
Supafly: *busts thru the door* Hey Guys! Its Your Favorite Neighbor!
Neon: For the love of God! knock!!!
Supafly: Yeah yeah sure sure. Anyways, I heard you guys are going to spy on Zin.
Mystic: We're Not Gonna Spy!
Hyper: Yeah! were just gonna follow him... >_>
Super: Very very suspiciously.. >_>
Neon: What do you want Supa.
Supafly: Oh nothing, I just thought I'd lend you binoculars. They are also night vision!
Super: Sweet!
Neon: Are they X-ray too?!
Supafly: You betcha!
Super: SWEET! *looks at Mystic with the binoculars*
Mystic smacks Super off of his chair
Neon: Lets Go Guys!
Hyper: YEAH!
They get in the van, and get to the mall, Zin is seen shopping at Express for Men
Neon: *comes out from behind the fountain, with the walky talkie* I see him!
Mystic: *appears next to Neon with walky talkie* Me too!
Neon: AAAAH!
Mystic: AAAAH!
Zin is then seen looking to where the noise came from and sees nothing.
Zin: ...meh
Neon: *comes out from hiding* That was close. What are you doing here?! Your supposed to be near Starbucks!
Mystic: I got bored...
Neon: *sigh* Fine, stay here.
Zin is seen walking out of the store with 2 shopping bags in hand
Neon: Hyper! Zin is heading your way, do you copy? What Do You See?
Hyper: *looking thru the binoculars* I See... Ass...
Super: *stands up and looks behind him* QUIT LOOKING AT MY ASS!!!
People stop walking and look at Super with a weird look on their faces
Super: he he... ^_^;;; *goes back to hiding*
Hyper: Super, you idiot
Super: Wait I see him! He's at the bookstore he's reading a.. fashion magazine?
Mystic: *appears behind them* Bookstore? what the hell?
Hyper and Super: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Mystic: AAAAAAH!!!
Super: I thought you were with Neon.
Neon: *appears behind Super* She is.
Super: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Neon: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Mystic: AAAAAAAAH!!!
Hyper: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Mecha: AAAAAAAAAAH!! *back at Cancun, a crab has snapped into his nose*
Super: SHUT UP!
Mystic: THEN STOP SCREAMING!
Super: I WILL! ... and I think we lost him...
Hyper: *looks around* Yep, we did.
Neon: Oh no...
Mystic: What is it?
Neon: Look! *points somewhere*
Zin is seen in a nail salon..getting a pedicure.
Super: Well, that does it. Zin is a metrosexual.
Neon: No, super... did you figure that out all by yourself?
Super: Shut Up Man!
Mystic: What we are trying to find out is if..you know.. "he crossed the border"
Neon: "taste the rainbow"
Super: You mean o_o... "opened the pickle jar"?
Cal: My my, I've never heard so many gay phrases, and I'm not even in this story!
Neon: Cal! its you!
Mystic: Your Responsible For This!
Hyper: *looking at chicks with the binoculars* Dude, I'm so taking advantage of this X-ray Vision Feature.
Cal: What? I did no such thing! I want to stop him!, for making my life confusing! I thought Zin "mellowed the yellow" and then to find out the didnt "pull a 49ers" after all!
Super: Ok, whats the plan?
Zin: hey guys.
Cal: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Super: AAAAAAAAH!!!
Mystic: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Neon: AAAAAAAAH!!!
Hyper: *still looking at the chicks*
Zin: Ohhh, so you were the ones screaming.
Cal: Well tata for now! *sprints away*
Neon: Dude! What are you doing to yourself! Everybody will think your gay!
Super: you even shaved your chest!
Zin: Ohhh...LOL!!
Mystic: Whats so funny?
Zin: You guys actually thought i'd "tickle the pickle"
The guys start whistling
Zin: LOL, guys, ive been getting these things for a long while.
Mystic: What about that shiny vest?
Zin: I thought I'd look cooler with it.
Super: Well...yeah, but why the pants.
Zin: Something new! gotta try something new.
Neon: And you losing your cap?
Zin: I love my cap! I will never abondon it! Even after I said that, I still... *rips open vest and has a "know your roots" T-shirt, with an old NES controller on it*
Super: ohhhhh..
Mystic: *phew* Well, good to know you didnt "cross the border"
Neon: or "tickle the pickle"
Hyper: YOU GUYS! THEY ARE TOTALLY TOUCHING EACH OTHERS BOOBS!!!
Zin: LEMME SEE!
All the guys start to look at the chicks with the binoculars.
Mystic: Men... Back at the CoaP Warehouse, the peeps are watching TV.
Super: Well, glad things are back to normal
TV: coming Soon! fromt he producesrs of Queer Eye, comes a new series! "Queer Eye For The Tomguy!"
The guys look at Mystic.
Mystic: o_O ... he he he