A green van pulls in front of Beers "R" Us. Five figures are seen leaving the van and entering the store.

Nuku:
Why are we here?

Zin:
To get some beer.

Hyper Knux:
Yeah Beers "R" Us has finally reopened after the incident when all the beer was stolen.

Chao_Killer:
Hyper Knux what ever happen to all that beer?

Hyper Knux:
What are you talking about?

Chao_Killer:
You remeber you hired people to...

Hyper Knux:
Shut up stupid.

Neon:
Let's split up gang.

Zin: I'll grab a cart.

Chao_Killer:
Here we need some six packs. (Puts six packs in cart).

Hyper Knux:
And here's two kegs (puts kegs in cart).

Nuku:
You can't fit that all in one cart.

Neon:
Let's get more carts gang.

Hyper Knux:
I'll go get some vodka.

Nuku:
How do you guys plan to pay for all this?

Hyper Knux:
Pay for what?

Zin:
We need money.

The lights go out.

Chao_Killer:
What the fuck happened to the lights?

Nuku:
They went out stupid.

Neon:
Let's split up gang.

Hyper Knux:
I can't see.

Zin:
This sucks.

Hyper Knux:
My god I can't see. I must've of gone blind!!!

Nuku:
You're not blind, the lights went out.

Neon:
Okay gang lets split up.

Everyone:
Shut up, Neon.

Lights come back on.

Zin:
The lights came back on.

Nuku:
Really?

Hyper Knux:
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! ALL THE BEERS GONE!

Chao_Killer:
This really does suck.

Nuku:
Can we go?

Neon:
Let's split up gang.

Hyper Knux's Cell Phone rings.

Hyper Knux:
Hello. Whats up? Ya ya you did what? So that's what happen. Sweet. The gang and me will be right there. Bye man.

Zin:
Who was that?

Hyper Knux (smileing):
You'll find out soon enough now lets get to the van.

Nuku:
Finally we can go.

They get in the van and Hyper Knux drives off listing to System Of A Down.

Hyper Knux:
Psycho groupie cocaine crazy, Psycho groupie coke, makes you high makes hide makes you really want to go-Stop Psycho groupie co....

Zin:
Watch out!!!

Hyper Knux:
Man that was close I almost missed hitting that animal.

Chao_Killer:
You suck at driving Hyper Knux.

Neon:
Do you even have a license.

Hyper Knux:
A what now?

Nuku:
You idiot! A license gives you permission to do stuff.

Hyper Knux:
Oh yeah. Well, the guy would not give me a driver's license. He said I would be a danger to all traffic within a fifty-mile radius.

Zin:
Okay maybe some one else should drive.

Hyper Knux:
Where here.

Zin:
What is this place it's just an old warehouse.

They get out of the van and go into the warehouse to find it to be full of beer.

Chao_Killer:
What the...its-its HEAVAN!!!

Hyper Knux:
My people cased that black out and stole all the beer. Then they brought it here.

Zin:
Sweet!!!

Nuku:
How are your people?

Super Knux and a bunch of Pinkmin walk in.

Hyper Knux:
Hey, Super Knux. A job well done, but we better stop stealing from Beers "R" Us. We might get caught.

Super Knux:
How bout we still from Beers Mart?

Hyper Knux:
Sounds good to me.

Nuku:
So you caused the black out?

Super Knux:
Yup, I caused the black out and ordered the Pinkmin to still all the beer. Their little beer stilling slaves who do all my work for me.

Chao_Killer:
While I'll be damn.

Neon:
Let's split up gang.

Zin:
No, lets drink the beer.

Chao_Killer:
Yeah, let's drink the beer all down gang.

Hyper Knux:
Sounds good to me.

Super Knux:
The more beer the better.

Zin:
Jinkies!!!

Chao_Killer:
Zoinks!!!

They all get drunk and eventually pass put from extreme drunkenness.

Nuku:
They are all so paffetic.