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Ring-a-roses
By: Cal

Mystic and Nuku enter the warehouse.

Nuku: Hi guys....eurgh!

Mystic: Whatcha eurghing at....... oh gross!

All the boys have flu and are all mucusy and pukey.

Mecha: Robots don't get ill!

Zin: You wouldn't if you ate more batteries

Mecha: I DON'T EAT BATTERIES!

Zin: See that’s why you're ill!

Nuku: You guys need drugs

Super: Sweet!

Nuku: Medication drugs!

Super: Awwwwww.

Mystic: Me and Nuku'll get you medicines.... or my name isn't Faust!

Neon: You're right, it isn't

Mystic: How annoying

Neon: SNICKERDOODLES *cough cough*

Solor: *pops in* You shouldn't scream when you're ill dumb dumbs!

Mecha pukes on Solor.

Hyper: Score one for Mecha.

Mecha: I hate that frog.

Solor: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW *pops out*

Nuku: Come on Mystic.

Mystic: Is this like our new spin off series?

Nuku: 2 girls verses the world.... I like it!

The girls get in the van and turn on the radio.

Mystic: *sings* Girls just wanna have fuuuuun.

Nuku: That's not what's on the radio

Mystic: Does it annoy you that I sang a different song?

Nuku: Just put your seatbelt on!

They drive off.

Nuku: Now where's the nearest Pharmacy?

Radio Announcer: NEWSFLASH All the pharmaceuticals in SoaH City have been taken over by Umbrell.....errr I mean Parasol Inc.

Nuku: What?

Radio Announcer: A spokesperson commented on this takeover earlier

Cal: *On radio* Mmmmmyes My grandfather was one of the original founders of umbr..... I mean Parasol Inc. That makes me a VERY important person and I can talk for as long as I want too because I'm so great and mmmmyes you all have to....

Radio Announcer: We cut him off there because his voice just annoys us.

Mystic: That was Stinky weasel teeth!

Nuku: why does he always get in the way?

Mystic: He's got nothing better to do

Nuku: Let's go whoop his arse then!

In Parasol Inc. HQ

Cal: Mmmmyes the experimental C-Virus is almost perfected and once it's released into SoaH City no one can stop me.

Henchman: Huh?

Cal: The C-Virus gives everyone flu and when everyone's feeling icky I can take over City Hall, mwahah mwahahhahaah!

Henchman: Won't the CoaP stop you though?

Cal: Ohhhh why must those accursed doogooders try to stop all my BEAUTIFUL plans?

Solor: Because your a big dummy dumb-dumb!

Cal: Go away you smelly frog!

Nuku: STOP RIGHT THERE CAL!

Mystic: Nuku....

Nuku: Yeah?

Mystic: WE'RE STILL IN THE VAN... CAL AIN'T HERE!

Nuku: I know... I was practicing!

Mystic: *sweatdrops*

Nuku: At least he won't try and marry us.

Mystic: Yeah Cal loves Neon.

Nuku: So do you!

Mystic: Wha... I... I...

Nuku: SNICKERDOODLES did I just annoy you?

Mystic: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Nuku: No? Just tryin' it on!

Mystic: I'M THE ANNOYING ONE!

Nuku: You sure are. *mumbles*

Mystic: What.... what did you say?

Nuku: I just wondered who ate all my ice-cream last week

Mystic: Hyper.

Nuku: Oh realllllly?

Mystic: Yes... really

Nuku: Are you sure it wasn't...

Mystic: WE'RE HERE!

Nuku: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Let's kick Cal's ass!

Mystic: His donkey?

Nuku: Yes Mystic.... his donkey!

Mystic: Bitch!

Nuku: But I'm damn cute, so I get away with it!

Mystic: With your whisker extensions and tail implants.

Nuku: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Mystic: You're more plastic than a Barbie doll!

Nuku: At least my boyfriend isn't inflatable.

Mystic: YOU LEAVE EDWARD OUTTA THIS!

Cal: *outta a window* KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE!

Nuku: STOP RIGHT THERE CAL!

Mystic: We're gonna bust your donkey!

Nuku: Ass Mystic.... bust your ass!

Mystic: What she said!

Cal: Oh go away.... send the boys!

Mystic: They're ill!

Cal: Mmmmyes hahahahah that was me!

Nuku: Duh!

Cal: And I own all the medicines in SoaH City and won't sell you any!

Mystic: Awwww why Cally-boy?

Cal: Because I HATE YOU!

Mystic: But we're your only friends!

Cal: Ohhh hahaha my friends are you.... hahaha you're my.... NO!

Nuku: If you don't sell us medicine we'll just beat you up.

Cal: Yeah right...whatcha gonna do.... throw make-up at me?

Mystic: *hides lipstick* no....

Cal: *throws Solor at the girls* GO AWAY!

Solor: ARRRRGGGHHHH YOU DUMMY!

Girls: Eeeek!

Cal slams the window. Girls: How are we gonna get in....? Nuku: I have an idea! Note from Shauniversal Studios: The third part of this story coulden't be found and were not even sure if it was ever finished. But were sure Mystic and Nuku kicked Cal's ass and everyone got better.



The End

*Shauniversal Studios*