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We find Mystic, Super, Hyper, Mecha, & Zin lounging around the warehouse, when the doorbell rings. Zin goes to answer the door.
Zin: Hello? *looks straight ahead and doesn’t find anybody*
Girl Scout: Down here sir!
Zin: OH! Hello little girl, are you gonna sell me some cookies?
Girl Scout: Actually I’m here to sell this new chocolate bar. The Cheese Whiz Chocolate Bar! It has cheese whiz were the chocolate should be!
Zin: Ugh! That is the most vile, gross, and disgusting thing I ever heard of!... I'LL TAKE 3!
Zin gives the girl scout the money, as she skips away. Zin starts eating, as Neon arrives.
Neon: what the hell are you eating?
Zin: Cheese Whiz bars.. want some?
Neon: Uh...no thanks, I’m just gonna go inside the warehouse...
We find Mystic, Super, & Hyper playing with Neon's "Speed Chess" game.
Mystic: Chess, the game of war! *starts clock* GO!
Super and Hyper play "sword fight" with the chess pieces.
Neon: HEY HEY HEY! No chess in the house!
Super: Hey Neon. Where did ya go?
Neon: I went to the store to buy more beer. But, I had a tough time deciding which brand to buy.
Mystic: Glad I wasn’t there, I’m a sucker for tough decisions...
Flashback to Mystic Fire in the video store trying to figure out whether to rent "Earnest Goes Fishing", and "Earnest Does Not Go Fishing"
Manager (On PA) : Store will be closing in 2 minutes.
Mystic: *groans* This is hard! >_<
End flashback.
Zin: Heh, so that’s what happened in there.
Mystic: Hey Zin, what are ya eating?
Zin: Cheese whiz bar.
Hyper: Can I have some?
Zin: NO! MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!
Hyper: Pfft, fine.
Mecha: *from the living room* GUYS! COME LOOK AT THIS!
Neon: What the?
The peeps head to the living room.
Mystic: What’s up, Mecha?
Mecha: Look at the TV. Apparently Cal is at it again.
News Reporter: SoaH's Villain, Cal, has been disguising himself as a cute little girl scout, selling chocolate bars with cheese in the center. He has ripped off thousands of dollars from people.
Super: That bastard!
Zin: *takes bite out of his cheese whiz bar* I don’t get it, why is he ripping off people?
News Reporter: Apparently, these cheese whiz bars are not entirely made of cheese. Its made of 50% Cheese and 50% Cal Whiz.
Zin: *spits out the chocolate bar* ARGH!!!! *makes choking noises*
News Reporter: More at 11.
Super: Oh man that sick bastard!
Zin: I think I’m gonna die!!! X_X
Hyper: Wait up Zin, how many of those did you eat?
Zin: ...2.. that was my last bar.
Hyper: Ohhhh... then yeah you are gonna die.
Zin: NOOOOO! IM TOO HANDSOME TO DIE!!!
Solorfrog: *appears on Zin's shoulder* Well, nice knowing ya, dumb-dumb.
Mecha: *stands up on the couch* ILL KILL YOU!!! *jumps solor*
Zin: WAIT MECHA!! NO!!!
Solorfrog disappears in time, and Mecha tackles Zin instead.
Zin: @_@
Super: oh...man. >_o
Mystic: Right in the trouser snake.
Super: I know what that feels like.. *glares at Hyper*
Hyper: Whaaat?
Neon: Come on peeps! We gotta stop Cal’s evil.. and not to mention morally wrong.. Scam!
Super: Quick! To the Batmobile!
The peeps stare at Super.
Super: Oh..oh yeah, he he he…
Hyper: TO THE VAN!
Super starts humming the "Batman" theme.
The peeps are seen driving full speed to Cal's HQ. Meanwhile...
Cal: My scam worked! Now i finally have enough money to buy that Megaton Laser! Mmyes! Mahahahaha! Mahahahaha!
The peeps drive through the Cal HQ wall, and get out.
Cal: ...you guys, it’s called a DOOR!
Zin: You sick bastard. What you did was gross, and disgusting!
Cal: And evil? Mmyes! Mahahahaha! Mahahahaha! My father was one of the founders of Cal Inc. Mmyes, that makes me a very important person, mmyes!
While Cal is talking, Neon gets Mystic, Hyper, Super, And Mecha in a huddle.
Neon: *whispers* You guys stall him a bit, me and hyper will get the sacks of money and give it back to the people that have been ripped off.
Super: *whispers* ok…
Out of the huddle.
Super: Um...what does that have to do with anything?
Cal: I’m simply saying that from a scale of one through ten, you would be at the bottom and I would be at the top!
You see Neon and Hyper take the sacks of money in the background.
Cal: THE TEN! Thats me! Mmyes! Mahahaha! Mahahaha!
Neon: *whispers* Got em!
Cal: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!
Neon: EEP!!!
Cal: Put my money back!
Mystic: *comes in with a flying kick* It’s not your money!
Mystic sends Cal through a wall, and looks passed out.
Super: Nice job, Mystic!
Mystic: Thanks! ^^
Neon: Alright we got the money, but where is Zin?
Zin: *comes from the kitchen* I’m right here!
Neon: Come on Zin! Before Cal wakes up!
Cal: *dazed* Macho..Macho man...I got to be.. a Macho man…
The peeps drive off to the warehouse after they have returned the money to all who have been scammed.
Hyper: I still say we shoulda kept the money.
Super: Yeah, but it was the right thing to give it back.
Zin: I know I got My money back!
Neon: Zin, what were you doing in Cal's kitchen?
Zin: 3 words man. Revenge Is Sweet.
Mecha: Holy crap, what did you do?
Zin: I spiked Cal's soup dinner. ^_~
Mystic: Ewwwwww.
Back at Cal HQ
Cal: Defeated again *sits down at the table* but I will have my revenge! They will live to regret this!!! And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids! *sigh* Oh well, at least I got my soup! Mmyes! Mahahahahaha! Mahahahahaha!
Cal tastes the soup.
Cal: ...hmmm...kinda salty...
The End
Zin: Oh I’m sooo evil, mmyes! Mahahahaha!