Secret Agent Men
By: Neon Chaos
Hyper, Zin, and Neon are alone in the CoaP Warehouse in the living room. Zin is on the couch playing Mario on his GBA. Hyper is drinking a beer while hanging upside down on the big screen TV. Neon is busy looking around for some spare change.
ZIN: It sure is quite here.
HYPER: Yeah, where is everybody?
NEON: They all had to go use the phone.
Cut to Super, CK, Mystic, Mecha all stuck inside one phone booth while Supa is trying to take a picture.
MECHA: Hurry up and take the damn picture!
CK: Yeah, and remind me how much money we're going to win for this again?
SUPER *Looking up Mystic's pants*: I'm already winning a prize.
Mystic Fire kicks Super.
SUPER: O_O
...Back at the warehouse...
ZIN: Hey, you know what we haven't been on our of secret spy missions in a long time.
Dr. Shadow breaks in through the living wall.
DR. SHADOW: HAHAHAHAHA! I Dr. Shadow have come to announce my evil plan!
ZIN: Dr. Shadow? What makes you a doctor?
DR. SHADOW: How do you think I keep coming back to life?
ZIN: I donno. Maybe I didn't kill you good enough.
HYPER: I'm going to poke you really hard this time around!
Solorfrog appears.
SOLOR: Ahuhum...hard....
ZIN: Ahumum...poke...
HYPER: Shut up, you two!
CK, Mecha, Super, and Mystic return from the phone booth through the whole Dr. Shadow made.
SUPER: You guys used for that joke before.
SOLOR: We did?
MYSTIC: It was in the story about me in a porn movie.
Supa breaks through another wall.
SUPA: Mystic in a porn movie? WHERE!?
MECHA: Gah! No, she wasn't! And geewhiz, do you think money grows on trees or something breaking down our walls like that.
NEON: Actually, it grows on bushes like the one out in back.
SUPER: That's a money bush? That explains why we didn't get high...
NEON: You burned my money bush!
SUPER: No...Shadow did...
Neon beats up Shadow.
ZIN: Hey, that's my job!
NEON: Well, you suck at it.
Cal breaks through another wall.
CAL: So you like it rough, huh Neon?
NEON: ... >>
CK: It's the hampster guy.
CAL: I'm not a hampster!
CK: You have a nose like one.
CAL: What the...You know what, that hurts my head just thinking about it. I'm going to leave now.
MYSTIC: Bye Cal! Tell Cam I love him!
Just as Cal is about to leave, Nuku and Iza walk in.
NUKU: Hi Cal. Are you going to kidnap me today?
NEON: Oh, please you wish. Cal likes to kidnap me now!
IZA: Why are you bragging about that?
NEON: Hum....I'm not....
CAL: Yes, Neon likes to be kidnapped by me!
NEON: I would perfer to be kidnapped by Buffy.
MYSTIC: Yeah, me too.
Everyone looks at Mystic strangely.
MYSTIC: You guys are all pervents...I'm going to REALLY annoy you for that one.
Mystic runs off.
SUPA: I wonder what she's up too.
Mystic returns dressed up as Cal.
MYSTIC: Look at me! I'm Cal and I have stinky teeth and I like guys!
CAL: Yeah, everyone knows that.
MYSTIC: Did it annoy you?
CAL: No, not really.
MYSTIC: Drats.
MECHA: I get the feeling we were supposed to be doing something.
NEON: Yeah, I thought something else was suppose to happen, but I can't seem to put my mind on it...
SOLOR: That's because you're all dumb-dumbs and you haven't looked at the title!
Mecha jumps at Solor, trying to catch him, but Solor disappears and ends up falling on Cal.
SUPER: Hey, look. Cal and Mecha are getting it on!
Shadow slowly crawls away as everyone laughs.
CAL: Laugh it up! I'll get my revenge!
Cal runs off, laughing evily.
ZIN: Hey, where's Shadow?
HYPER: I thought it was Dr. Shadow.
ZIN: Same faker.
Cal Returns.
CAL: I forgot. Did I do my evil laugh when I ran off?
Solor reappears.
SOLOR: Yes, dumb-dumb!
CAL: Okay, tootlies!
Cal skips off.
MECHA: I'll get you this time!
Mecha jumps at Solor, but instead hits the camera man causing the story to end.
The End
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