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Secret Agent Men
By: Neon Chaos

Hyper, Zin, and Neon are alone in the CoaP Warehouse in the living room. Zin is on the couch playing Mario on his GBA. Hyper is drinking a beer while hanging upside down on the big screen TV. Neon is busy looking around for some spare change.

ZIN: It sure is quite here.

HYPER: Yeah, where is everybody?

NEON: They all had to go use the phone.

Cut to Super, CK, Mystic, Mecha all stuck inside one phone booth while Supa is trying to take a picture.

MECHA: Hurry up and take the damn picture!

CK: Yeah, and remind me how much money we're going to win for this again?

SUPER *Looking up Mystic's pants*: I'm already winning a prize.

Mystic Fire kicks Super.

SUPER: O_O

...Back at the warehouse...

ZIN: Hey, you know what we haven't been on our of secret spy missions in a long time.

Dr. Shadow breaks in through the living wall.

DR. SHADOW: HAHAHAHAHA! I Dr. Shadow have come to announce my evil plan!

ZIN: Dr. Shadow? What makes you a doctor?

DR. SHADOW: How do you think I keep coming back to life?

ZIN: I donno. Maybe I didn't kill you good enough.

HYPER: I'm going to poke you really hard this time around!

Solorfrog appears.

SOLOR: Ahuhum...hard....

ZIN: Ahumum...poke...

HYPER: Shut up, you two!

CK, Mecha, Super, and Mystic return from the phone booth through the whole Dr. Shadow made.

SUPER: You guys used for that joke before.

SOLOR: We did?

MYSTIC: It was in the story about me in a porn movie.

Supa breaks through another wall.

SUPA: Mystic in a porn movie? WHERE!?

MECHA: Gah! No, she wasn't! And geewhiz, do you think money grows on trees or something breaking down our walls like that.

NEON: Actually, it grows on bushes like the one out in back.

SUPER: That's a money bush? That explains why we didn't get high...

NEON: You burned my money bush!

SUPER: No...Shadow did...

Neon beats up Shadow.

ZIN: Hey, that's my job!

NEON: Well, you suck at it.

Cal breaks through another wall.

CAL: So you like it rough, huh Neon?

NEON: ... >>

CK: It's the hampster guy.

CAL: I'm not a hampster!

CK: You have a nose like one.

CAL: What the...You know what, that hurts my head just thinking about it. I'm going to leave now.

MYSTIC: Bye Cal! Tell Cam I love him!

Just as Cal is about to leave, Nuku and Iza walk in.

NUKU: Hi Cal. Are you going to kidnap me today?

NEON: Oh, please you wish. Cal likes to kidnap me now!

IZA: Why are you bragging about that?

NEON: Hum....I'm not....

CAL: Yes, Neon likes to be kidnapped by me!

NEON: I would perfer to be kidnapped by Buffy.

MYSTIC: Yeah, me too.

Everyone looks at Mystic strangely.

MYSTIC: You guys are all pervents...I'm going to REALLY annoy you for that one.

Mystic runs off.

SUPA: I wonder what she's up too.

Mystic returns dressed up as Cal.

MYSTIC: Look at me! I'm Cal and I have stinky teeth and I like guys!

CAL: Yeah, everyone knows that.

MYSTIC: Did it annoy you?

CAL: No, not really.

MYSTIC: Drats.

MECHA: I get the feeling we were supposed to be doing something.

NEON: Yeah, I thought something else was suppose to happen, but I can't seem to put my mind on it...

SOLOR: That's because you're all dumb-dumbs and you haven't looked at the title!

Mecha jumps at Solor, trying to catch him, but Solor disappears and ends up falling on Cal.

SUPER: Hey, look. Cal and Mecha are getting it on!

Shadow slowly crawls away as everyone laughs.

CAL: Laugh it up! I'll get my revenge!

Cal runs off, laughing evily.

ZIN: Hey, where's Shadow?

HYPER: I thought it was Dr. Shadow.

ZIN: Same faker.

Cal Returns.

CAL: I forgot. Did I do my evil laugh when I ran off?

Solor reappears.

SOLOR: Yes, dumb-dumb!

CAL: Okay, tootlies!

Cal skips off.

MECHA: I'll get you this time!

Mecha jumps at Solor, but instead hits the camera man causing the story to end.



The End

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