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Guest Stars: Supafly and Blue Monday.
Our story takes place at the CoaP warehouse. Hyper invited his daughter Blue Monday and his bro Supafly to spend the night. The three are sitting along with their bud SuperKnux watching TCMC (The Cool Music Channel)
Super: This music channel is cool.
Hyper: No shit that’s why it’s called the Cool Music Channel.
Super: I knew that.
Hyper: Sure ya did. It’s a good thing I figured out how to get free cable.
Flashback is showing the cable line’s coming out of a nearby house. The camera follows the line and stops at the cable van and scrolls down to show Zin holding the cable guy still while Hyper punches him in the stomach.
Supafly: I remember that.
Blue: Yay for daddy!
Super: We beat the cable guy bad, real bad!
Supafly: Quite dudes! The new KoRn video is on!
They watch the KoRn video.
Supafly: Dude hat video kicks ass!
Super: Sure does dude.
Hyper looks at his watch.
Hyper: Oh shit! Since when do I wear a watch?
Hyper takes the watch off and tosses it on the floor.
Hyper: No wonder my arm itched.
Blue Monday picks up the watch.
Blue: It’s going on 2 am.
Hyper: Damn. You better get to bed Blue.
Blue: Awwww do I have to daddy?
Hyper: Yes..
Blue: Only if you read me a bedtime story.
Hyper: Ok sure.
Hyper takes Blue Monday to her room to read her a bedtime story when Super picks up a near by videotape.
Super: Hey Supa wanna watch this?
Supafly: What is it dude?
Super: RE chicks uncensored. It’s a Hentai movie.
Supafly: Fuck ya! Pop that shit in the VCR!
Super: Why would I pop shit in the VCR?
Supafly: Just put the damn tape in!
Super puts the tape in and the two watch the Hentai movie. We now cut back to Hyper in Blue Monday’s room. He’s about to read her a bed time story.
Blue: What story are you gonna read daddy?
Hyper: Hmmm... ok this story takes place on a Saturday morning. There was a man named Hyp...Hayate.. ya Hayate. Anyway Hayate was at the local 8-22 convenience store and really wanted a slushy. Only problem was he didn’t have any money.
Blue: Awww poor Hayate.
Hyper: Ya anyway it was a hot day and Hayate couldn’t help himself so he just filled up a slushy cup and ran off.
Blue: Yay he gets his slushy!
Hyper: Or so he thought... he was making a run for it when an evil evil man wearing a blue uniform confronted Hayate. He through Hayate in his funny car with the flashing lights and drove off. He took poor Hayate to a place with bars and held him captive!
Blue: What an evil man!
Hyper: Anyway his friends busted him out and the next day Hayate and his friends blow up his funny car and kicked the evil man in his balls 10 times! The end!
Blue: Yay!!!
Hyper: Now go to sleep.
Blue: Okies.
Hyper leaves the room and is confronted by Neon.
Neon: Hyper!
Hyper: Yes Ego Dude?
Neon: Where in the blue hell is my van?
Hyper: Wha?
Neon: When you and Super went to pick up Supafly and Blue Monday you used my van and now it’s gone!
Hyper: I have no clue.
Neon: Seriously Dude, where’s my van?
Super and Supafly walk up to them.
Super: We parked it where we left it dude.
Neon: Where did you leave it?
Super: I don’t know where but I know it’s there.
Neon: Damn it! You lost my van again!
Supafly: We’ll look for it in the morning dude.
Super: Dude it is the morning.
Neon: Then go find it!
Hyper: Fine. Let’s go guys.
Hyper, Super and Supafly leave to search for the van.
Hyper: This way guys.
Supafly: Where you going?
Hyper: Last time me and Super lost the van we searched everywhere for it and we finally found it parked around the back of the warehouse.
Super: Ya he’s right! I bet that’s where we parked it this time!
Supafly: Worth a shot.
They walk around back but don’t find it.
Hyper: Well I’m out of ideas.
Supafly: Dudes we need to retrace or steps.
Super: Why?
Supafly: If we repeat everything we did after you two picked me and Blue up we should find the van.
Hyper: That means...
Super: We get to go to the arcade again!
Hyper: Woooo! Let’s go dudes!
Hyper, Super, and Supafly head off to the arcade.
Later we join Hyper, Super, and Supafly at the arcade.
Supafly: He dudes lets play Capcom Vs. SNK again.
Super: Dude we need to find the van.
Supafly: Just one quick game dudes.
Hyper: Fine you two dudes play Capcom Vs SNK. I’ll go look for clues.
They play Capcom Vs. SNK as Hyper looks for clues.
Hyper: Now where to find clue... Damn it! I can’t think on an empty stomach.
Looks around the arcade.
Hyper: Hey a French-fry stand.
Goes up to the counter.
Dude at the counter: How can I help you?
Hyper: One large fry.
Dude at the counter: That will be 8 bucks.
Hyper: 8 bucks!
Dude at the counter: Ok 2.50!
Hyper: That’s better!
Hyper hands him the 2.50 and the dude hands Hyper his fries.
Hyper: Hey what the hell is this?
Dude at the counter: Your large fries man.
Hyper: I ordered a large fry! Not a bunch of little fries!
Dude at the counter: Dude we cant give you a "large" fry. The word large means how many fries there are. Not the size of the fries.
Hyper: Damn it! That’s false advertisement!
Dude at the counter: Deal with it.
Hyper: You suck!
Hyper leaves the counter and goes back to Supafly and Super. Supafly just kicked Super’s ass at Capcom Vs. SNK.
Super: Damn it! He beat me again!
Supafly: In your face Super!
Hyper: Come on guys were not going to find any clues here. We better look elsewhere.
They leave the arcade and we cut back to the warehouse to show Zin and JSG watching "Peach Vs Daisy: Lesbian Mud wrestling".
Zin: Ya Peach wrap those legs around her neck and choke her good!
JSG: Man this ones hot.
Zin: Ya look at there hot naked bodies covered in mud!
Neon walks into the room.
Neon: Wow shit! Nude mud wrestling!
JSG: Ya with Peach and Daisy!
Neon: Wooo!
Neon sits down and watches the movie with Zin and JSG.
Zin: Hey where are Hyper and Super? I’m sure they would love this.
Neon: They lost my damn van again so I made them go look for it!
JSG: Again? Did you check around back? Maybe they parked it there again?
Neon: Already checked.
Mystic walks into the room.
Mystic: Eww what are you guys watching?
Zin: Lesbian mud wrestling!
Mystic walks over to the TV and stands in front of it blocking their view.
JSG: Nooooo!!!! Move! Move!
Zin: What the heck are you doing? We can’t see the acshun!
Mystic: I know you cant! Are you annoyed?
Neon: No. Were angry!
Mystic: But not annoyed?
Zin: No! Now move!
Mystic: Only if you say I’m the most annoying person ever.
JSG: Move!
Mystic: No!
As they fight we cut to a bar showing Hyper, Super and Supafly drinking beer.
Hyper: Ok after the arcade we came to this bar and got drunk.
Super: Ya I remember now.
Supafly: After we got real drunk we left and took the van back to the warehouse.
Super: Wait if we took it back shouldn’t it still be there?
Hyper: I don’t know.
Supafly: Let’s try walking back to the warehouse. Maybe we parked it along the road or something.
Super: Maybe.
Hyper: Well lets go look then.
They leave the bar drunk and start to stumble down the road making there way back to the warehouse.
Meanwhile back at the warehouse Mystic is still trying to be annoying.
Mystic: Snickerdoodles!!!!
Zin: Make her go away! I can’t see the action!
Blue Monday walks down stairs and into the room.
Blue: What are you people yelling about? I’m trying to sleep.
Mystic: I’m being annoying!
JSG: Are not.
Blue: Ok.. where’s daddy?
Neon: Your moron of a farther lost the van again so I made him go look for it.
Blue: Lost it? He parked it right outside the warehouse.
Neon: Then where did it go?
Blue: I dunno.
Cal crashes through the warehouse skylight.
Zin: Damn it Cal! Stop breaking our skylights!
Cal: Sorry. Maybe if you would answer the damn doorbell I wouldn’t have to crash through the roof.
JSG: oh so that was what the ringing sound was.
Mystic: Hey Bi-Cal! What you want? Wanna marry Neon? Wanna have a huge orgy! Want to be annoyed!
Cal: I’m here to tell you all my latest plan!
Zin: Oh boy. Here we go again.
Cal: Hyper didn’t lose the van! I stole it and hid it so you guys couldn’t find it!
Neo: Damn it! Where’s my van?
Cal: I’ll never tell you. Dude. Anyway with Hyper out of the way I shall kidnap his daughter and hold her hostage and force Hyper to marry me!
Cal grabs Blue Monday.
Blue: Let go of me!
Neon: I thought you wanted to marry me?
Cal: I do but Hyper is so sexy. I want him first!
Zin: Your not going to get away with this!
Cal: Oh but I will! MWAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
Hyper, Super and Supafly arrive at the warehouse.
Supafly: Damn we couldn’t find it.
Super: Ego Dude is gonna flip.
Hyper: Hey dudes since when do we have a rope hanging down from the warehouse roof?
Super: We don’t...
Supafly: Burglars!
Super: They must have come to steal our Hentai collection!
Hyper: Noooooo!!!! Quick to the roof top! We will kick their asses!
Hyper, Super and Supafly start climbing up to the roof.
Hyper: Were almost there.
A flowerpot drops down in-between them and the camera zooms to show them walking on the ground holding the rope.
Supafly: Why are we walking like this?
Hyper: Err...
We now cut back to inside the warehouse.
Blue: Let go of me!
Cal: Not until Hyper Marries me!
Blue: My daddy will beat you up when he gets back!
Cal: I’m so scared.
Zin: So what you’re just gonna stand there until Hyper gets back?
Cal: Ya why?
Neon: That might be awhile.
Mystic: Perhaps you would like to sit down a bit and rest dude.
Cal: I am kind of tired. Dudes.
JSG: Maybe even watch a Hentai movie.
Cal: Hmmm maybe if it’s yaoi.
Blue: Ya yaoi! I wanna watch!
Cal: You don’t get to watch!
Blue: Your mean!
Blue Monday kicks Cal in the nuts and he falls to the ground.
Blue: Yay for me!
Zin: Allright blue.
Mystic: Right in the trouser snake.
Meanwhile we go outside to find Hyper, Super and Supafly trying to climb to the roof.
Super: We’ll never make it dudes!
Hyper: How high up is it anyway?
Supafly: Wait a minute... You two don’t need rope you can frickin use your knuckles to climb the wall and I can fly! Why the hell are we using a rope when we don’t need to?
Super: Because were stupid dude.
Supafly: Makes sense.
They finally make it to the top and walk over to the broken skylight.
Hyper: Dude! Check it out it’s Cal and he’s laid out holding his balls.
Super: Huh huh someone must have given him a low blow.
Hyper: I bet in was Blue. I'm so proud of her.
Supafly: Well let’s go down dudes.
Super: Ok dude.
Super and Supafly jump down through the broken sky light.
Super: Hey guys what’s up?
Neon: Doesn’t anyone know how to use a frickin door!
Cal gets back on his feet.
Cal: You’ll pay for that! After I become your daddy you’re grounded!
Blue: Awww.
JSG: If Super and Supafly are back where is Hyper?
Cal: Ya where?
Hyper falls through the other skylight above Cal and crashes onto him.
Cal: @_@
Hyper: Woah. That was nuts!
Neon: Damn it Hyper you broke the other skylight!
Hyper: Ya and I broke Cal too.
Blue: Hurrah for Daddy!
Mystic: Well I guess this is the end of the story.
THE END.
JSG: Wait a fricking minute dudes! The title is "Seriously Dude, Where’s the van" we cant end it until we find the van.
Neon: He’s right! Dude.
Supafly: We couldn’t find it dude.
JSG: That’s because Cal stole it.
Hyper: Bad Cal!
Hyper kicks Cal.
Blue: Yay for daddy! Kick him again!
Zin: So Cal where is the van?
Cal: Look at all the pretty birdies! Dude.
Cal faints.
Mystic: Guess we’ll never find the van.
The SoaH Machine comes driving through the warehouse wall.
Neon: Ahhhh the wall! Damn you SoaH Machine you broke my wall! Wait... my van! Wooooo!
Hyper: No one’s driving!
Super: It must be a ghost!
Solorfrog jumps out of the van.
Solor: Hey dumb dumbs I found this Van. Isn’t it cool?
Neon: That’s my van!
JSG: Give it back you little freak!
JSG dives at Solor but he disappears and crashes headfirst into the van.
Mytsic: That had to hurt.
Solor reappears.
Solor: Hehe good bye dumb dumbs!
Disappears again.
JSG: Dude my head hurts.
Supafly: Well I guess now it’s over.
Hyper: Wait we didn’t find the van yet.
Super: Dude it’s right there.
Hyper: Oh. I knew that. So... Lets go watch Hentai and get drunk!
All the guys: Ya!
Hyper is seen running to the TV room but runs into the wall and gets knocked back on his butt.
Hyper: Ouch! My ass hurts.
Blue: Mah daddy is silly!
Supafly: He certainly is Blue. He certainly is.
The End... for real this time.
Cal: No! It can’t end! It just can’t!
Screen fades to black.
Cal: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!