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Our heroes, Hyper Knux, Neon Chaos, Chao_Killer, Nuku, Zin and Super Knux are driving along a snowy mountain road. Neon is driving while Nuku is sitting in the passenger set. Chao_Killer, Zin, and Super Knux are playing the Candy Land board game. Hyper Knux is staring out the back window while drinking.
NUKU: Man, I thought we never get out of that desert.
ZIN: This ski resort better be good, Neon.
NEON: It's better than chicken.
CHAO_KILLER: Right...
HYPER KNUX (looking out through the back window): Is it just me or is that G getting bigger?
NUKU: G? (She looks through the rear view mirror.) That's a G.U.N. truck following us.
ZIN: Floor it! They're after us.
Neon goes as fast as he can while the truck closely follows them. Neon looks behind to see how close the truck is.
NUKU: Neon watch where you're driving!
NEON: Huh?
The van crashes through the guardrail, and goes way over the edge as everyone screams.
SUPER KNUX: We're all going to die!
NUKU: Come down, everyone. We're not going to die.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: We interrupt Life is Beautiful by Sixx A.M. to bring you to bring this special announcement. The SoaH gang is going to die.
NUKU: We're going to die!
Super Knux gets up to the front and presses a red button with the letter "F" on it by the radio controls. The van pops out wings and rockets. They fly straight up in the air, then come down in a corkscrew motion. Nuku slaps Neon and he stops doing stunts. They fly up toward the resort near the top of the mountain.
NUKU: So, I guess that red F button meant Flying Mode.
SUPER KNUX: Actually, it means, "Fuck, we're going to crash." It's something I had the Pikmin install on the van.
NUKU: Oh.
The van lands safely by the resort. They all get out of the van. Hyper Knux throws up on the snow.
CHAO_KILLER: Look at all of snow. I'm going to make a snow angel!
Chao_Killer lies down in the snow and makes a snow angel. He stands up and looks at his snow angel. It has devil horns and a trident.
CHAO_KILLER: Why does that always happen when I do that?
NUKU (shrugs): I don't know. Come on, let's go check in and go skiing.
They get checked in. Nuku gets her own room while the guys stay in a room together. The bellboy leads them to their rooms. He opens a door for Nuku and she goes inside her room. He opens a door for the guys and they race into the room and claim a bed.
NEON: I call the bathtub.
SUPER KNUX: Whatever. I get the couch.
HYPER KNUX: Well, it looks like Zin and I get our own beds.
NUKU (enters the room): Come on, guys. Let's go meet our skill instructor.
The gang goes outside and gears up. Their ski instructor, ChaoThing, bounces up to them.
CHAO THING: Yo, I am Chao Thing, your ski instructor.
CHAO_KILLER (pulls out duel handguns): Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you?
CHAO THING: Because I am the chao thing you do not over a chao's head because I eat them.
CHAO_KILLER: Really?
NUKU: For crying out loud, you already met him.
CHAO_KILLER: So, we know each other already? (ChaoThing nods.) Groovy.
NEON: That's my line!
CHAO_KILLER: Since when?
NEON: Since you ate that evil chicken that got into our van and ate all of the paper.
Flashback to show CK eating the evil chicken whole. The flashback ends and the gangs finds themselves in an airplane.
NUKU: How did we get into an airplane during a really short flashback?
ZIN: Hey, how come I am the only one tied up while you guys are sitting in beanbags?
The gang looks around to see that they are sitting in beanbags and Zin is tied to stake. FernieG enters the room. He has painted himself to look like Shadow. Zin goes crazy.
FERNIEG: There is nothing you can do, Zin. I have control over you now.
SUPER KNUX: Yo, FernieG, what's going on?
NUKU: Who's FernieG?
NEON: He's a big music video maker.
CHAO_KILLER: Hey, did you forget I hate Shadow too? (He pulls out some massive guns.) Say your prayers.
SUPER KNUX: Don't do it, CK! He's not himself. Don't you have something that will knock some sense into him?
CHAO_KILLER: Well, I got a rubber chicken squirt gun. (He pulls it out and throws it at FernieG.)
FERNIEG: Where am I?
ZIN: In an airplane.
HYPER KNUX (from up front, out of the room): Look at me! I can fly!
NUKU: We're all going to die!
SUPER KNUX: Quick, let's have another flashback.
NEON: Did I tell you about that time I thought Mr. T was the Seven Up guy?
Flashback to show Mr. T and the A Team chasing after the gang. End the flashback to show the gang standing safely out of the airplane.
ZIN: Dude, that was close.
NUKU: Since when do you say dude?
Zin shrugs. HyperSonicChao walks up to them.
HYPERSONICCHAO: Hey, it's almost the end of this episode, and I haven't died yet.
CHAO_KILLER: I can fix that.
Chao_Killer pulls out a Mario style bomb, but then the entire Dallas Cowboys football team runs over him.
ZIN: Okay, I didn't see that one coming.