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Part by Supafly:
We find The Peeps, with Nuku, riding around in the van, in the middle of a snowstorm.
Nuku: I can’t see squat!
Super: Huh huh, squat.
Neon: Maybe we should pull over.
Super: Huh huh, pull over.
Zin: Would you zip it?!!
Super: Huh huh... *Zin threatens to punch him* ...Heh heh, ok I’ll stop.
Part by Hyper Knux: Suddenly the van hits an ice patch and skids out of control!
Nuku: Oh no! It seems we hit a patch of ice and are skidding out of control!
Ego God: No really? You think?
Nuku: Yes I do.
Everyone: Ahhhhhh!!!!
Van continues to skid across the road.
Super: Were all gonna die!
JSG: This is why I should be the designated driver!
Nuku: Shut up!
Zin: Nuku for crying out loud hit the breaks!
Nuku: They won’t work!
Mystic: Look out were heading towards that cliff!
Van is spinning around.
Hyper: Weeee!!!!!
The van is getting closer to the edge...
Part by G-Dawg:
Suddenly, the van screeches to a halt and a thud is heard.
Hyper: Hey what the hell was that noise?
Zin: I think we hit someone!
Nuku: Why would someone be standing right next to a cliff edge?
Mystic: So that we'd crash into them and it'd annoy us!
Ego God: Uhm guys, we should probably check if they're okay.
Hyper looks out the window.
Hyper: Uh, I think we knocked 'em off the cliff.
Zin: Crap! What should we do?
Ego God: Just whistle innocently and drive off.
Hyper: Will that work?
Ego God: Sure, it always works in movies.
The van starts driving off.
Hyper: Dude where are we even going?
Super: Y'know, I was wondering that myself.
Ego God: Did you guys forget already? We're going to...
part by Solorfrog:
Ego God: ... To find out who we hit! Sheesh! I'm so going to kill you if it's a hot babe in a bikini Nuku...
Hyper: Seconded!
Nuku: Whatever... Why would she be wearing a bikini in a snowstorm?
Ego God: To impress a hunky guy like me! *Pose*
Nuku: Ick…
Nuku takes the next exit, and drives down the road leading to the bottom of the cliff. They arrive and all jump out the Van.
Ego God: Ok, spread out, and re-
Super: Huh huh... Spread out...
Ego God: .... Yeah.... And remember: If it's a hot chick, she's mine! MINE!
Super: Fiiine... *Gets hit by a snowball* Hey! Who threw that snowball?!
Hyper: *Whistles innocently*
Super: ARGH! IT WAS A YELLOW SNOWBALL!
Hyper: *Slides off*
Zin: Hey! You guys! I found who we hit! He's under this snowdrift!
Ego God: He? Nuts...
They clear the snowdrift away, revealing the person they hit to be non other than...
Part by Supafly:
...Cal, he looks like he is dead.
Zin: Holy crap! Its Cal!
Neon: Damn, I wanted to it to be a hot chick.... Alive of course.
Mystic: We killed Cal! O_O
Hyper: WE'RE MURDERERS!!!! *starts crying*
Super: Damn.. this is...not like us.
JSG: This would’ve never happened if I was driving.
Nuku: *death glare at JSG* ...your next...
Mecha: uh....
Neon: quick! Let’s hide the body! So people won’t know.
Cal is seen sitting up, a little woozy.
Super: Quick Hyper! Get the shovel!
Cal walks behind Hyper still woozy, Hyper hits Cal accidentally with the shovel, knocking him unconscious again.
Hyper: I got the shovel!
Neon: Quick! Lets dispose the body in ...
Part by G-Dawg:
Neon: ...the lake!
Hyper: Ya great idea man!
Ego God: Alright, Hyper and Super, get his body in the trunk. Everyone else, back in the van!
Hyper and Super shove Cal in the boot of the van and then the gang get in the van and start driving.
JSG: Hey, how come I never get to drive?
Ego God: Oh for God's sake, let's just let him drive to shut him up.
5 minutes later.
JSG: ...I'm lost. Where are we?
Hyper: Dude I thought you said you could drive?
JSG: I can! I'm just, uh...I, uh...Mystic's pulling faces at me in the window mirror and distracting me.
Hyper: Nice try man, I'm not buying that.
Mystic is pulling faces in the background.
Ego God: I think the lake is right from here. I dunno where we went wrong.
Suddenly the van starts skidding again.
JSG: Oh, crap, not again!
Nuku: I thought you said this WOULDN'T happen if you drove?
JSG: Shut up! Man, what's going on? Why are we skidding so much?
The van slides to a halt.
JSG: Well at least we didn't knock someone off a cliff this time.
Hyper: But we still need to find the lake!
Ego God looks out of the window.
Ego God: Crap. I think we're *on* the lake.
Everyone gasps.
Hyper: OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DROWN!
Ego God: No, no. The lake is frozen over.
JSG: Ha! I told you I could drive!
Nuku: If the lake hadn't been frozen over you'd have killed us all!
JSG: I still got us here didn't I?
Mystic: You know, there's still the issue of where to dump the body.
Hyper: I know! We'll just make a hole in the ice and dump him in!
Hyper gets out of the van, and slips over on the ice. He tries to get up, slips again, then climbs back into the van.
Hyper: Okay, bad plan.
Ego God: Damn, I guess we'll have to dump him somewhere else.
Super: Huh huh, dump.
Nuku: Would you shut yer pie hole?
Super: Huh huh, hole.
Ego God: Guys! We need to think of somewhere to dump him!
Hyper: Ya if we can get off this ice.
Part by Hyper Knux:
Nuku: So how are we going to get out of here?
Mystic: Maybe we can have a flashback?
Zin: About what?
Hyper: Remember that time me and Nuku had the same Science class?
Flash back to when Hyper and Nuku had school.
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what a Hypothesis is?
Nuku: An Educated Guess.
Teacher: Correct but can anyone tell me what an Educated Guess is?
Hyper: A Hypotheses.
Everyone laughs.
Hyper: What?
End Flashback.
Ego God: I remember that. Later that day you blew up the science lab.
Super: Huh huh blew...
Nuku: You went to our school to?
Ego God: Maybe...
JSG: Whatever.. Anyway it worked we got off the lake.
Super: Huh huh got off...
Zin: Yeah but now were in a cave like area.
Hyper: You mean like the bat cave?
Mystic: No it's more like the Cave from Ice Cap zone.
Ego God: Excellent! We can hide the body here!
Nuku: But where?
Part by Supafly:
Hyper: What about under this big furry rock.
Neon: Good idea hyper. Come on guys help me out. You girls are on lookout.
They try to lift the big furry rock.
Nuku: Um.. guys...
Mystic: I don’t think that’s a rock...
Mecha: Sure it is.
Zin: Dude, this rock stinks..
Super: And look at the fuzzy little tail it has.
Nuku: ...ok...now put 2 and 2 together...
Hyper: 7?
Neon: Mathematics?
Zin: 4 rocks?
Mystic: *slaps forehead* NO YOU BAKAS!!!
Mecha: Then what?
Suddenly a bear is breathing down Mecha's neck.
Mecha: ._. oh boy...
Zin: ITS A BEAR!!!
Neon: Get the body and RUN!!!!
Part by G-Dawg: The gang are running away from the bear. Ego God is carrying Cal's body over his shoulder.
Hyper: It's gaining on us!
Nuku: *Looks back* What? No it isn't, we're getting away!
Hyper: Oh, my bad.
Super: Say, I wonder where the van went when we flashbacked?
Ego God: Would you guys stop yapping and start running? There IS a bear behind us you know.
Hyper: Ya we should really do something about that.
Mecha: Leave it to me! I'm a robot!
Mecha launches a missile at the bear, it explodes.
There is a short pause.
Hyper: Dude why didn't you just do that in the first place?
Mecha: You never asked me to!
Super: So what do we do now?
Ego God: Let's go through that warp pipe over there! I bet it'll lead to the van.
Super: But why would there happen to be a warp pipe to our van in the middle of a bear cave?
Super looks around, everyone has already gone through.
Super: Alright, fine. *walks through*
The gang are back at the van, but back on the road.
Hyper: Yay my flashback idea worked!
Ego God: But we still have to dump this body.
Solor suddenly appears on Ego God's head after a puff of smoke.
Solor: Hey dumb-dumbs!
Ego God: Hey! Get off my head!
Hyper: Huh huh, head.
Ego God: Quit your snickering, Hyper!
Hyper: Huh huh, snickers.
Solor: Did you guys know about the free beer give away down in the town center?
Hyper: Huh huh, beer. Wait a minute...free beer!?
Hyper runs to the van and guns the engine.
Ego God: Wait! We still have to dump the body!
Solor: The first 100 customers get free porn videos too.
Ego God: ...Let's roll.
Ego God dumps Cal in the trunk and the gang starts driving.
The van is driving blindly along a road when it comes to a barrier. It pulls to a stop.
Hyper: Hey man it looks like one of those road barriers.
Ego God: Well there should be a person here that will let us through.
Voice: *says a load of 0s and 1s*
Hyper: Dude what the hell?
Mecha: Oh, she's speaking binary. It must be a security robot! Let me handle this.
Mecha and the security bot exchange 0s and 1s
Nuku: So are we going through?
Mecha: No, we don't have ID.
Nuku: Then what were you talking about for so long?
Mecha: I was trying to get her phone number.
Ego God: Cool, did you get it?
Mecha: I think so, but it's hard to translate a phone number into binary.
Hyper: Dude, free beer and free porn is floating away the more time we waste!
Ego God: He's right. Let's smash through the barrier!
The van smashes into it, and drives off with the barrier stuck to the bonnet.
Hyper: Look, there's the free beer tent! There's only one more free porn stash left!
The van screeches to a halt and everyone gets out. Hyper slips on the ice then gets back up again.
Hyper: Damn stupid ice! Come on, let's go!
Mystic: WAIT! I need the toilet first. I can't have beer if I need the toilet.
Hyper: Dammit Mystic!
Mystic: Am I annoying you?
Everyone: YES!
Mystic: YAY!
Ego God: Okay, look. We'll all go and help Mystic find a toilet, and Super, you get the free beer and porn.
Cut to later that day. The group all arrive back at the van.
Mystic: Who'd have though the nearest toilet would be 3 miles away huh?
Hyper: Whatever. Super, beer me!
Super: Uhm...I didn't get any beer.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Super: I got lost on the way so I had to come back.
Hyper: But the tent is just over there!
Super: *Looks* ...oooooh yeah!
Ego God: Quick, they might still have that porno stash!
The group runs over to the stall.
Hyper: Dude do you still have free porn left?
Vendor: Sorry man, I sold the last free porn away just a few seconds ago.
Hyper: WHAT!? To who?
Voice: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone looks round.
Everyone: It's CAL!
Ego God: I thought you were dead!
Cal: Dead EVIL, yes. Dead, no. Muahaha!
Hyper: Alright Cal. Hand over the free beer and porno. Right now.
Cal: I will if Ego God marries me!
Ego God: No way!
Hyper: Ego God...marry the damn evil villain!
Ego God: I am not marrying Cal!
Cal: Fine then, I'll just leave you here with no free porn and no van! Muahaha!
Cal jumps in the van and starts driving off. Then he accidentally drives off a cliff.
Cal: DRAAAAAT!
Hyper: Well now what? We have no van and no free porno.
Ego God: Yeah, but we can still get free beer!
Hyper: YES! PARTY!
The gang all starts drinking heavily.
The End!
Hyper: I still wanted that free porn though.