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Our story takes place in the van. On a road. In the desert.
Zin: Deserts suck.
Hyper: I dunno Zin dessert is pretty cool. Especially Pie! Pie with its soft flaky crust. Mmmmm. :pie:
Zin: I said desert not dessert. I mean the damn thing were driving though with all the sand.
Hyper: No no silly! You don't put sand in pie! :P
Zin: Idiot. -_-
Neon: Hyper's pie talk has made me hungry. JSG drive us to a bakery so we can buy some pie.
Everyone: Yay! :D
Hyper: I am the pie commando! Controller of all pies!
JSG: Wait.. Were we gonna find a bakery in the middle of the desert?
Solorfrog appears on JSG's head.
Solor: A Flashback dumb dumb!
JSG: Why you little! >:(
JSG trys to grab Solorfrog but he vanishes like a ninja into darkness.
Zin: That guy is so annoying.
Mystic: Annoying! I'm annoying!
Super: Sure you are.
Mystic: I am!
JSG: Not as annoying as Solor.
Mystic: Am to watch!
Mystic jumps on JSG's head.
Mystic: You're a dumb dumb!
JSG: Ahhhhh!!!!!
Mystic: Am I annoying now?
JSG: I can't see the road!!!!
Super: Were all gonna die! AHHH!!!!! We are gonna die right?
Zin: Yup.
Super: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
The SoaH machine skids off road and crashes through a wooded barrier. The Van now leans half way over a cliff.
Neon: Everyone stay still!
The van tilts back and forth.
Super: Were gonna die!
Zin: Hey this is like that one South Park. You guys remember?
Mystic: Ya! In order to keep the van from falling off the cliff we need to get the monster to eat us all!
Zin: No! <_<
Neon: Were suppose to have flashbacks were the endings get altered and we eat ice cream.
Hyper: Hey you guys remember that time we went to the new beers R us?
Flash back to our last episode. (Credit to the story "The Truth About 50 Years ago" by me!)
Cal: After that I will.. What's that sound?
Cal looks down to see beer rush past his feet.
Cal: Uh oh.
Hyper and Super: Woooooooooo!!!!!!!
Cal turns around and sees Super and Hyper flying down the slide he's standing on.
Cal: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Hyper and Super crash into Cal sending him flying into the air and into a pile of ice cream.
Cal: Ice Cream!
Cal and the CoaP gang all eat Ice Cream.
End Flashback
Super: Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
Hyper: I thought we were going to get pie. I mean ice creams cool and all but I need pie!
Neon: Hyper we can't go get pie were kinda stuck here.
Hyper: Poppy cock!
Hyper jumps to his feet and starts moving causing the van to rock.
Hyper: I'm going to get some pie!
Zin: Dude sit down!
Mystic: Weeeee!
Super: Were gonna die again! AHHH!!!!!!
JSG: Sit down Hyper! You don't need pie! I have something better then pie!
JSG hands Hyper a six pack of beer.
Hyper: On second though I guess we can chill for a bit.
Hyper sits down and drinks the beer.
Mystic: Hey remember the time I annoyed you all? Huh? Huh? Do ya?
Zin: Nope.
Mystic: ._.
Super: Hey remember when we reunited last week?
Flash back to last week. (Credit to the story "CoaP - Idiots Unite" by Supafly)
Zin: Neon, Hyper, Super, Mystic! Long time no see!
Neon: Hey Zin. You know what? I was thinking, why don't we all go out on mysteries like in the ol days.
Zin: Sounds good, but without Nuku, there isn't a designated driver for us drunk guys.
Mecha: I'm a frikkin robot I can't get drunk.
Hyper: But we have to buy batteries for you.
Mecha: I DONT USE BATTERIES >_<
Zin: hmmm, and what if a horde of chao come at us and start attacking?
A horde of Chao run up to the new CoaP gang handing them Ice Cream cones.
Zin: Ice Cream! I'm in!
Hyper: And to think all this time the chao weren't evil! They just wanted to give us ice cream!
The CoaP gang eats ice cream with the Chao.
End Flashback.
Neon: Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
Super: So why did CK always kill the chao if they had ice cream?
Zin: Maybe he was lack toast in-torrent.
Mystic: Hey remember when we went to Cal's Va-Va-Voom Club last night?
Flash Back to Last Night. (Credit to the story "CoaP - Tux and Tails" by Cal)
JSG: Awwwww come on Neon.... ya look great!
Neon: I'm not coming out!
JSG goes into males changing room and drags out neon.
Neon: *wearing sequins and feathers* I looks like such a dork!
JSG: Uh-huh *isn't paying attention because is transfixed by dancing girls*
All of a sudden the music stops and all the dances hand over ice cream to the CoaP members.
Zin: All right ice cream!
They all eat ice cream and are very happy.
End Flashback.
Zin: Now that's what I call a sexy situation. ;)
Mystic: You mean sticky right?
Super: Sticky and sexy.
Neon: Did we have to flashback to THAT part?
Zin: Yes. Yes we did.
Hyper: Damn it I'm out of beer!
JSG: Stay calm Hyper! I'll get you more beer.
Hyper: Ok but I need to go to the bathroom first.
Hyper jumps to his feet.
Neon: Hyper stay still!
The van starts shaking again.
Mystic: Weeeee! It's like a teeter-totter!
Solorfrog appears again.
Solor: Hiya dumb dumbs!
Hyper: Ahhh! It's a leprechaun! Kill eet!
Hyper dives at Solor.
Solor: Eeep!
Solor disappears and Hyper crashes down on the floor.
Super: This is it guys!
The van finally tips over the ledges and starts falling.
Everyone but Hyper: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Hyper: Wooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Cut scene to the SoaH Machine falling into a giant bucket of Ice Cream.
Zin: Where alive?
JSG: Holy shit guys! Look out the window!
Zin: I stand corrected. We are dead and were in heaven!
Neon: Were in a giant bucket of ice cream!
Super: Now that's a sticky situation!
The CoaP Gang eats ice cream.