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The Gang are in Beers 'R' Us, buying beer.
Nuku: I'm bored, beer is so ickky
Hyper: BLASPHAMY!
Zin: We love our beer
Mystic: And I love Cal!
Everyone looks at Mystic
Mystic: ahaha, I mean i love beating Cal's lame plans!
Neon: Wow look at that promotion
The gang walk up to a aisle promotion thingy.
Radio Announcer: Here on isle 3 it's the new product launch of SUPER-BEER!
Neon: What's that?
Mecha: it's a desk with a radio and a can of beer on it
Radio Announcer: I'm in a radio station... I can't be in a store aswell dummy!
Solor: He's right Dumb-D...eeerrrkkk!
Mecha has caught Solor in a bag
Mecha: Who wants to come flush him down a toilet with me?
All except Neon run off to the toilets.
Nuku: I can't go in the boy's toilet!
Mystic: Awwwwww come on!
Neon: Super-Beer eh? That sounds good enough for me!
Radio Announcer: This drink has been approved by 100% of Ego Maniacs
Cal: On radio And then I said to George Bush, I may be fat... but I'm not as fat as your mother! Oh I'm on?..... Mmmmyes I have a *hic* big ego.... My grandfather was one of the *hic* of Cal Inc. and that makes me a very *hic* person and if there was a scale of one to ten you would be at the....
Neon: I dunno if I wanna try this beer....
Radio Announcer: JUST DRINK IT YOU A-HOLE!
Neon: fine!
Neon up-ends the beer and drinks the can.
Neon: Wha..... feel funny...... arrrggghhh!
Cal: On radio MWAHAHAHAH mmmmyes! Now you have drunk my secret trap! That beer will give you super powers and my plan comes into fruition!
Neon: Uuuuurgh....... what you mean I can beat the crap outta ya with super powers?
Cal: Errrrrr...... I didn't think this plan through right did I?
Neon: Arrrgh..... you're a moron Cal
Cal: Well I'll just drink the beer too and become a SUPER VILLAIN!
Neon: Darn!
Cal: Mmmmmyes ahahahahaah I'm so smart... My grandfather was one of the...
Neon Uses his new Super-eye lasers to destroy the radio
Neon: God he's annoying! Flies off to use his X-Ray vision to look through girl's skirts
Super: We're baaaack!
Mystic: Where's Neon?
Hyper: Who cares? Dude we totally wasted Solor!
Zin: wooooooot!
Nuku: Boy's toilets are gross!
Above the streets of SoaH City a shadowed figure is silloetted on a sky-scraper.
Figure: With my super powers I can destroy you all, pathetic CoaP gang... Mmyes mwahahahah
Woman's Voice: CAL, YOU GET OFF THE ROOF..... YOU COME BACK HERE AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM! WOULD IT KILL YOU TO LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER FOR A CHANGE!?
Cal: Awwwwww Mum! Goes to clean his room Wait a sec..... I DON'T HAVE A MUM!
Cam: Heh heh heh, you allways fall for when I put on Mum's voice!
Cal: I hate you Cam
Cam: Whatever, I'm off out crusing for chicks.... don't wait up gay boy!
Cal: I mught be Gay but I'm not as Gay as your brother!
Cam: You are my brother dip-wad!
Cal: I hate you!
Flying above the city
Neon: I must destroy Cal whislt I have these powers..... I can only dream about what evil plans he's concocting.
A thought bubble appears, with Cal doing the Macarena in it, above Neon's head.
Neon: That's just creepy!
Insert cheesy intro with 80's style song.
Neon: I HAVE THE POWER OF 100 HEADCASES!
Crowd: We love you Neon!
Neon: That's Super Neon!
Cal: How about Super DORK!
Neon: Shut up fag-boy!
Cal: Bitch!
Crowd: WHOOP HIS ASS NEON!
Neon wakes up from the daydream.
Neon: Woah, I must have had a premonition that I must fight Fag-boy!
As Neon flys past Cal HQ Cal screams at Neon.
Cal: MY NAME'S NOT FAG BOY!
Mystic: *Pops up behind Cal* Hee hee hee Nah he's called Bi-Cal
Cal: I'M NOT BI!
Mystic: Cal likes girls wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Cal: SILENCE *Throws Mystic off Cal HQ*
Mystic: EEEEK! Saaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeee
Neon: My spider sence tells me Mystic needs saving!
Mystic: gee, ya think!
Neon: Don't Sass me girl or you'll go splat!
Mystic: Shuddup and save me allready!
Cal: AHA! Neon will try save Mystic then I shall trap him!
Neon: Give your plan away why don'tcha!
Cal: Wait..... I said that out loud?
Mystic: SAVE ME!
Neon catches Mystic and floats by Cal HQ holding her
Mystic: Now I can be your sidekick
Neon: Oh no.....
Mystic: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease.... I could wear a cape and be called..... SUPER SEXY CAT WOMAN!
Neon: Hmmmm I like that mental immage
Neon has a thought bubble of a sexy figure in a leather cat suit..... the figure turns around and you see it's Cal!
Neon: ARRRRRRGH!
Cal: Catsuit huh?
Neon: How you know that?!
Cal: Duh! I looked at the thought bubble!
Mystic: Cal looks sexy in a catsuit!
Neon: It don't make me Gay just because I thought of you looking like that Cal!
Cal: Suuuuuure, whatever you say!
Neon: Don't make me super-whoop yer ass!
Cal: Can i tell you my evil plans now, and show you my Evil super powers?
Mystic: Hey.... I want powers too!
Cal: You allready do!
Mystic: SNICKERDOODLES! What are they?!
Cal: The power to get in trouble and get Neon to save you!
Mystic: Just because I'm a girl...... girls are good at stuff too
Cal: Are not
Mystic: Are too
Cal: Are not!
Neon: Are too!
Mystic and Cal look at Neon
Neon: So your plan is.....
Cal: Plan...? OOOOOH yeah my plan! It's so great, I give you super powers so you have to spend all the time saving people, leaving your office unguarded so I can go and BE MAYOR!
Mystic: Actually.... that's pretty good for Cal!
Neon: I'm impressed..... but when I super whoop your sorry self you won't be able to do that!
Cal: I have super powers aswell, so you can't stop me!
Neon: Yeah, like what!?
Cal clicks his fingers and a bunnie appears
Cal: BEHOLD..... BUNNY POWER!
The bunnie stands up and is a sexy girl bunnie in a skinpy dress
Bunnie: Mmmmm I love green dragon thingies with super powers.
Neon's draw drops
Neon: I want..... I want!
Cal: Mmmyes Mahahaha! With my evil female sexy (if you like girls that is) Bunnies I shall make Neon all lovey-dovey and then will TAKE OVER THE CITY!
Bunnies: Power hungry purple weasels make us so hot...
Cal: EEEK! No! I like boys! GO GET NEON!
Bunnie: Neon's such a cute name...
Another Bunnie: He sounds like a hottie!
Yet Another Bunnie: Let's invite him to our wet T-Shirt party!
The Bunnies run off to start a wet T-Shirt Party
Mystic: HOLY SOGGY T-SHIRTS NEON-MAN!
Neon: Never say that again!
Mystic: you're no fun... and I'M YOUR SIDEKICK!
Neon: Are not
Mystic: Are too
Cal: Are not!
Neon: Is too..... wait a sec...
Mystic: SNICKERDOODLES I win!
Neon: Fine let's split up..... you stop Cal and I'll get those Bunnies!
Cal: Yes.... get the Bunnies Myes ahahahah!
Neon flies off and Mystic is left facing Cal
Cal: Wanna see my other cool powers?
Mystic: No!
Cal: Wanna hear my evil plan?
Mystic: No!
Cal: Awwww your no fun...
Cam's Voice: HEY CAL?! YOU IN? I'M BACK!
Mystic: Hey Bi-Cal he sounds like you!
Cam's Voice: HAVE YOU GOT A GIRL UP THERE CAL?!
Cal: Errrrr no....
Mystic: YEAH!
Cam: *Pops head up through window* Hey baby!
Mystic: Hey it's a sexyier version of Cal
Cal: I'M THE SEXIEST DAMNIT!
Cam: Shut up fag-boy! *Pulls out a water pistol and squirts Cal, who falls off Cal HQ*
Cal: *As he falls* I'M TELLING MUM ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mystic: Wanna go on a date?
Cam: How 'bout in my room?
Mystic: SNICKERDOODLES!
At the wet T-Shirt Party
Neon: Yay!
Bunnies: Perhaps we should invite Hyper.....
Neon: No! You;re all mine! Only I may use my X-Ray vision to see your boobies!
Bunnies: We love you Neon!
Neon: Now to look a little lower......through the skirt..... and..... THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
Bunnies: *voices drop* What's wrong sexy?
Neon: YOU;RE ALL MEN.... YOU;RE BUNNIE TRANSVESTITES!
Cal: *Walking in, he has bruses all over him where he fell off Cal HQ* What did you expect... myessss hahahah!
Neon: You're Evil Cal
Cal: Yeah, but i'm so cute I get away with it! BUNNIES GET HIM!
Bunnies: Yes boss....