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Our story takes place at the CoaP warehouse we show Hyper in his room listing to "Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams" on his stereo.
Sweet dreams are made of this.
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas.
Everybody's looking for something.
Some of them want to use you.
Some of them want to get used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you.
Some of them want to be abused.
Ego God comes up to Hyper's door.
Ego God: Damn it Hyper turn that off! It's 3 a.m.!
Hyper: Fine man! Sheesh.
Hyper turns the stereo off.
Hyper: Well I'm bored. Better go to bed.
Drinks a six pack and jumps in bed.
Hyper: I hope I have a cool dream tonight.
Camera zooms to Super's room showing him in bed.
Super: ZzzzzzZZzzzzzzz.
Super's Dream: The Faker.
Julie-Su walks up to Super Knux.
Super: Hey there!
Julie-Su: Knuckles darling why are you wearing those funny pants and that stupid hat? And what's with the shades?
Super: Um... don't you know! It's the latest style. All the cool people dress like this!
Julie-Su: Really?
Sonic the Hedgehog runs by them wearing baggy pants, black shades and a hat just like Super's.
Sonic: Hey guys! I'm way past cool!
Super: See?
Julie-Su: Well ok but I still think you look weird.
Super: So why don't we head back to your place for the night?
Supafly walks up to them.
Supafly: Hey Super what's up?
Julie-Su: Super?
Super: Dude go away.
Julie-Su: who is this Knuckles?
Hyper walks up to them.
Hyper: That's not Knuckles! His name is Super Knux. He just looks like Knuckles.
Julie-Su: You're a faker!
Julie-Su slaps him across the face and walks off.
Super: Nooo! I was gonna so score with her!
Hyper: Dude you'll never score.
Supafly: Ya but he can still spank his monkey.
Super: Damn you two! I was so close!!!
End Dream.
Super wakes up in his bed.
Super: Damn it! I can't even score in my dream! Man.
The camera zooms out and crosses over to JSG's room.
JSG's Dream: The PSO Hero.
We find JSG standing in front of the principle's desk. He is turned around in his chair facing away from JSG talking to him.
Principle: Thank you JSG. You have saved all of us here on Pioneer 2 and have defeated the beast known only as Dark Falz.
JSG: Only doing my duties as a Hunter sir.
Principle: Well you will be sure to be given loads of Mesta and all the beautiful women you could ever want.
JSG: I look forward to that.
Principle: However. There is one enemy you will never defeat.
JSG: Say what?
The principle turns around in his chair and is really Solorfrog!
Solor: You will never defeat me ya dumb dumb!
JSG: I'll kill you!
JSG pulls out a sword.
JSG: Die!!!!
JSG dives at Solor but he disappears and crashes into the desk.
End Dream
JSG wakes up to find Solor standing on his head.
Solor: Hey dumb dumb! Dreaming about sexy ol me?
JSG: Why you little!
JSG tries to grab Solor but he vanishes and JSG falls out of bed and hits the floor.
JSG: Damn it! Why won't I wake up from this twisted nightmare?!!? Why?!!?
We now zoom over to Ego God's room.
Ego God's Dream: King of the World.
We show King Ego standing in front of a huge crowd.
King Ego: Ha ha! Now that I the God of Egos is the KING OF THE WORLD! I shall be making some changes. First of all I shall change the drinking age world over to 15. I shall legalize weed and do other cool stuff! Like order all the hot women the world over to walk around topless!
Hyper: Wooo! Go King Ego Dude!
King Ego: You there! You seem like a smart man. How would you like to be the Vice-King of the world?
Hyper: Hell ya!
Cal: What him? I Cal should be Vice King! Heck I should be the King. Not you! Boooo! Ego King sucks!!!
King Ego has a pissed off look on his face.
King Ego: Guards! Seize the one who calls himself Cal and have him reeducated at once!
Supafly: Yes sir!
Cal: Hey wait a minute!
Supafly and the rest of TDK (the guards) grab Cal and drag him off to be reeducated.
King Ego: All right then. Now onto the second order of business. We need to declare national holidays around the world. What should the first one be.?
Hyper whispers to King Ego.
King Ego: Wonderful idea! We will have the national Holiday of "Beer Day" the drunkest day ever!
Hyper: King Ego Dude is the man.
King Ego: Also some other national Holidays will be "National Frog Day" and a Hentai Holiday.
Solor: Wooo! Allright King!
JSG: Boooo! That idea sucks! Frogs should be killed off! Booo!!!!
King Ego: Guards! Seize and reeducate that green robot!
JSG: I told you before I'm not a robot!
King Ego: Argue with me will you? Guards your gonna have to take this one by force!
TDK: Yes sir!
Supafly, DarKaoZ, and Spikey start beating JSG with sharp sticks
JSG: Ahhh make it stop! Make the hurting stop!
After beating him the TDK drag him off to be reeducated.
King Ego: Now that the non-believers have been taken care of lets party!
The Saliva song "King of the World" plays as a bunch of stripers dance around King Ego and Vice King Hyper.
King Ego: It's good to be king! Ha ha!
End Dream.
Ego God wakes up.
Ego God: Heh. That dreams going down in my note pad.
The camera zooms out and cuts to the room of Mystic Fire.
Mystic's Dream: Am I annoying now?
Mystic: Good morning Ego God.
Ego God: Good morning.
Mytsic: Would you like some waffles? I made them myself.
Ego God: Sure.
Ego God eats the waffles.
Ego God: Ack! They're annoying burnt! I can't eat now I'm annoyed!
Ego God storms out of the kitchen.
Mystic pulls out a note pad and checks off Ego God's name.
Mystic: Next on my daily annoy list we have Hyper!
Mystic walks into the TV room and sees not only Hyper but also Super watching the new Julie-Su Hentai video.
Mystic: All right I can kill to birds with one stone.
Super: Hey Mystic.
Hyper: Want to watch TV?
Mystic: Nah not right now. Can I have some pop corn though?
Super: Sure.
Super passes Mystic the pop corn but drops it on the floor.
Mystic: Oh no! I dropped the pop corn!
Hyper: Thanks for the news report Mystic.
Mystic: Don't worry I'll clean it up!
Mystic runs out of the room.
Super: Mystic sure is annoying.
Hyper: She sure is dude.
Mystic comes back in the room and starts running the sweeper.
Hyper: That machine that sucks up dirt is annoying loud!
Super: Ya and it's distracting us in annoying way!
Mystic: What? I cant here you over the sweeper!
Super: Dude she's blocking the TV in a very annoying manor.
Hyper: Tell me about it. I'm so damn annoyed now!
Mystic stops running the sweeper.
Mystic: Well my work here is done!
Mystic says something under her breath.
Mystic: In more ways then one. Heehee.
Mystic walks out of the room and crosses Hyper and Super's name off the list.
Mystic: Next up we got JSG. Let me think. I saw him go outside before.
Mystic heads outside the warehouse.
Mystic: There he is. He's taking a rest under that tree. Oh I got a good idea to annoy him!
Mystic sneaks into the Tree.
Mystic: I am a man-eating tree!
JSG: Ahhh! WTF?!?!
Mystic: You must leave this place at once or I will eat you!
JSG: What are you?
Mystic: A man-eating tree! If you don't leave now you will share the same fate a George Bush!
Mystic throws a broom stick down from the tree with a picture of George Bush taped to it.
JSG: The hell?
Mystic: You just may end up like David Spade!
Mystic drops an other broomstick with a picture of David Spade taped to it.
JSG: I don't know who or what you are but your really annoying me! Plus David Spades just freaks me out.
Mystic: Of course I am annoying! Ha ha!
Mystic jumps down from the tree and runs back to the warehouse.
JSG: Damn it! It was Mystic the whole time! Man she's so annoying!
Mystic crosses JSG off the list as she reenters the warehouse.
Mystic: Well only one left now is Zin.
Zin: Hey Mystic what's up?
Mystic: Nothing much. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Zin: Would I!
Mystic: Sorry all gone.
Zin: Awww man.
Mystic: Would you like to see the new Peach Hentai movie?
Zin: Ya!!!
Mystic: Sorry I recorded over it.
Zin: Nooooo!!!!!
Mystic: Would you like too...
Zin; Stop it! Stop annoying me! Ahhhh!!!!
Zin runs off.
Mystic: When it comes to annoying people I am the best!
End Dream.
Mystic wakes up.
Mystic: Eeeeep! I need to use the bathroom!
Mystic dashes to the bathroom as we cut over to Zin's room.
Zin's Dream: Super Zinio.
We find Zinio in the mushroom kingdom.
Zinio: I must reach the castle and defeat Bowser so I can save Princess Peach!
Goomba: You'll have to get though us first!
Zinio: Gasp! Goomba block my path! I know! Hey guys look at the naked women!
Goomba 1: Where?
Goomba 2: Quick someone grab the camera!
The goomba's run off and Zinio passes bye.
Zinio: Suckers. Oh no! Koopa Troopa's!
Koopa 1: Were not Koopa Troopers! Were bald men!
Zinio: No you're not.
Koopa 2: That pink thing says were bald! It must be true!
The Koopa break down and cry.
Zinio: Ok...
Zinio runs off and enters the Castle.
We now cut to show Zinio as he kicks Bowser in the balls.
Bowser: Ahh! Not again!
Bowser falls to the floor.
Zinio: Princess!
Runs over to Peach and unties her.
Zinio: I have saved you.
Peach: Thank you!
Peach gives Zinio a kiss.
Peach: For you reward I shall give you a strip show and a lap dance.
Zinio: Wooo!!!
Peach starts stripping as Zinio hears a flushing sound.
Zinio: What's that?
End Dream.
Zin wakes up to the sounds of the toilet flushing upstairs.
Zin: I'm. awake.. NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Zin sighs.
Zin: Damn it! Now that I got Peach on my mind I'll never fall asleep again. I need action! Hmmm wonder if Hyper has any new Peach Hentai.
Zin rushes off to Hyper's room.
Meanwhile in Hyper's room Hyper is fast asleep.
Hyper's Dream: Beer Man.
We find Hyper in his giant hillside mansion talking on his cell phone.
Hyper: Yes thanks to my business "HyperKnux666 Productions" I have finally become a billionaire. I have everything I want and I can get anything else I want! I love it! Ha ha!
Blue Monday runs into the room.
Blue: Hiya Daddy!
Hyper: Hey there Blue. What you want?
Blue: Can I have some money to buy RE toys?
Hyper: Heck no!
Blue: Awwwww.
Hyper: Instead I'll give you a whole lot of money! This way instead of toys you can hire actors to take on the RE roles! Just make sure you don't get any Zombie remains on the floor.
Blue: Yay!!! You're the best daddy ever!
Blue Monday hugs Hyper.
Hyper: Now run along and have some fun.
Blue: Yes Daddy!
Blue Monday runs off.
Hyper: Now to get some reading material.
Hyper is heading to his Hentai Library when he looks out the Window to see a Beer shaped light.
Hyper: The Beer Signal! To the Beer Cave!
Hyper enters his secret Beer Cave and dresses up in a Super Hero costume.
A Beer can symbol spins on the screen and we jump to a scene where Beer Man is confronting Cal.
Beer Man: Ok Joker hand over Julie-Su right now!
Cal: Damn it my name isn't the Joker! As for Julie-Su I shall never hand her over! I need her to help power my Archie Character Powered Ray Gun. Ha ha ha!!!
Beer Man: Never Joker!
Cal: For the last time I'm not the...
Beer Man kicks Cal in the nuts.
Cal: Jo..k..er...
Cal falls down.
Beer Man: Justice has been served!
Beer Man unties Julie-Su.
Beer Man: Are you ok?
Julie-Su: Yes thanks to you!
Julie-Su takes off Beer Man's mask reviling him to be hyper. (Duh)
Julie-Su: Wow your cute.
Julie-Su gives him a kiss.
Hyper: ;^_____^;
Julie-Su: Thanks again.
Hyper: No problem! The Joker got what was coming to him!
Julie-Su: How about we head back to my place and I give you what you got coming.
Hyper: I'm there!
End Dream.
Zin: Hyper wake up damn it!
Hyper wakes up.
Hyper: Wha... I'm awake! Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zin: Dude do you have any new Peach Hentai.
Hyper: You!!! I was about to score with Julie-Su and you woke me up!
Zin: Sorry man.
Hyper: I'll kill you!
Zin: Ahhh!!!!
Hyper starts to chase Zin.
Hyper: Get back here!!!
Zin: Someone help me!!!!
Hyper continues to chase him as the screen fades out.