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A helicopter painted with tons of psychedelic colors files into a secret area of Big Ben (the clock tower in London). The agents, Hyper, Neon, and Zin, get out of their groovy helicopter. They are all in Austin Powers spy costumes. In the hidden room, there are bunches of scientist working on all sorts of gadgets.
Neon: Okay, gang. Let's split up.
Zin: Why do you always say that?
Neon: Say what?
Zin: Let's split up gang.
Neon: Okay, we'll split up.
Neon wonders off as a big sweat mark appears on Zin's face.
Zin: Oh, bother.
Agent Hyper walks up to a scientist wearing a beer hat.
Hyper: What is that?
Scientist: It's a beer hat. It holds your beer in a hat and you drink through these straws.
Hyper: Far out!
He yanks the hat off the scientist's head and starts drinking.
Hyper: I see lots of bouncing colored balls.
All of sudden on the 50 feet by 50 feet screen TV set, the agent's boss, Sonic Adventurer (webmaster and president of SonicVerse Team), appears on screen.
SA: Ah, I see that you are in good shape from your last mission.
Zin: Yes, we stopped those evil cows from stealing the crown jewels.
SA: Excellent. I suppose you guys are ready for your next mission?
Hyper: Beam me up, Scotty.
SA: I see that he got a hold of the beer hat.
Zin: You bet he did.
Neon (holding a gun): Has anyone seen my gun?
SA: It's in your hand.
Neon (embarrassed): Oh, I knew that. So, what's the mission, doc?
SA: I prefer that you don't call me that.
Hyper: If a locker slams shut in a hallway, and no one is around, does it make a sound?
Neon: No, but the ghost that shuts it makes noise for it.
SA: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP! (The agents pay attention). Thank you. I have received classified information from the American president. Let me bring up the footage for you guys.
The screen fades outs and it shows George Bush sitting in the Oval Office.
President Bush: I need y'all's help ta bring down a cult. There's this here group a' Shadah worshippers formin' 'round tha world and killin' people in tha name a' Shadah Hedgehog.
Bush fades away and SA comes back on.
SA: As you can see this is extremely important, agents.
Zin: People are worshipping Shadow? That is fucked up, man.
SA: Yes, it is. Good luck, agents.
Hyper: Screw luck. We just need beer.
Neon: Yeah, what he said.
The big screen TV turns off. The agents get into their psychedelic helicopter, with Zin flying.
Hyper (drinking from his beer hat): Where are we (hic) suppose we should go?
Neon: We'll fellow the yellow brink road.
Zin flies the helicopter over a yellow brink road in London while “Long Hard Road Out of Hell” by Marilyn Manson plays.
Neon: Holy, chao god! What is that?
Up a head of them is a volcano shaped like Shadow's head. There are a bunch of people that painted their bodies to look like Shadow. In a rage, Zin presses all of the missile buttons. They fly toward the volcano, but it doesn't do any damage.
Zin: Damn, that is some thick wall.
Neon: I'll say.
Hyper: I'll say with a chicken.
Zin lands the helicopter on the top of the volcano. The agents get out and pull out their handguns. Hyper still has the beer hat on.
Hyper: Let's make this quick. I don't have much chicken left.
Zin: Don't you mean beer?
Hyper: That's what I said.
Neon: Sigh. Let's split up, gang.
They split up, but then they fall down a trap door. They go down a side land into a groovy lair. They see Dr. Shadow in a big chair, with a beer can in the cup holder.
Dr. Shadow (holding his pinkie to his lip): I have been expecting you, agents. (Zin pulls out his gun.) I wouldn't do that if I were you Agent Zin.
Zin: Why?
Dr. Shadow: Because, you are surround by man eating cows.
The agents look down. They are standing on a platform that is in the center of a pit filled with hundreds of man eating cows.
Neon: Holy Yuji Naka!
Dr. Shadow: Yes, indeed.
Zin: What's going on here?
Dr. Shadow: It's very simple if you think about it. This device over here (points to a funky lava lamp with a satellite dish on top of it) that makes people paint themselves to look me. It was used to make your friend FernieG worship me.
Neon: You evil villain!
Zin aims his gun at the funky lava lamp and shoots it. It explodes and all around the world, people stop worshipping Shadow.
Dr. Shadow: Nnnnoooo! This cannot be! I am Dr. Shadow, so you should be able to get out of this as I do my evil laugh and fly away in my rocket shaped liked a chao.
Dr. Shadow runs off and flies away in his chao shaped rocket.
Neon: Okay, how do we get out of here?
Zin: How about we take that bridge?
They walk across the bridge. Hyper goes up and drinks Shadow's beer. Then his watch starts to beep.
Hyper: Help me! I'm beeping.
Zin: It's your watch, idiot.
Zin grabs Hyper's wrist and looks at his video watch. SA appears on the screen.
SA: Good work, agents.
Neon: Thanks, doc.
SA: Don't call me that, Neon. Anyway, you must get back to your friends. They are in grave danger. Let me show you.
The watch screen fades to show Super Knux in cooking pot, alone in a graveyard. The watch screen fades back to SA.
Zin: Got it, boss.
SA: See you later, agents.
The watch turns off the gang takes the elevator back to their groovy helicopter. They fly off to the graveyard.
Meanwhile, at the graveyard. Author's note: Please keep reading this, even if you read Nuku: The Chao Slayer. I added some scenes.
Super Knux: Fifty bottles of beer on the wall. Take one down and pass it around, forty-nine bottles of beer on the wall.
The agent's helicopter flies over Super Knux. The door opens up and we see Zin and Neon standing there.
Zin: Yeah, baby, yeah. It's time to save Super.
Neon: Cannon ball!
Zin and Neon jump down from the helicopter. Zin pop opens his parachute and it comes out. Neon pulls the cord for his, but empty beer cars fly out.
Neon: That is the last time I am going to let Hyper pack my parachute.
Zin lands safely on the ground while Neon crashes in the ground and makes a big hole. Zin goes to get Super unchained.
Super Knux: Hey, if you guys are down here, then whose flying the helicopter.
Zin: Well, Hyper of course.
They look up to see the helicopter falling down at them. Neon gets out of his hole, but he slips back inside it.
HyperSonicChao: I’ll save you, Neon!
HyperSonicChao pulls Neon out the hole. Neon runs off and the helicopter crashes into HyperSonicChao.
Zin: Okay, who didn't see that one coming?
Super raises his hand in response. Chao Killer and ChaoThing run pass them as Nuku chases after them.
Nuku: Get back here!
Zin: I guess that raps things up.
Hyper Knux (stumbling out of the helicopter): My beer attacked the steering wheel.
Super Knux: Why where you guys in that helicopter?
Zin pulls out that memory flash thing from the Men in Black.
Zin: What helicopter?
Zin presses the button and Super forgets about the helicopter.
Zin: What you just saw was only a weather balloon.
HyperSonicChao: Oooo. Can I have one of those?
Zin: No.
Zin flashes it and HyperSonicChao forgets about the flashy thing.
HyperSonicChao: I like pie!
HSC starts to bite his fingernails.
Neon: I guess that wraps up this mystery gang.
ChaoThing and Chao Killer runs pass them. They run over HSC without even knowing he was standing there.
ChaoThing: Save us!
Zin: What the heck is going on?
Super Knux: ChaoThing and Chao Killer set up a scheme to trick Nuku into killing chao.
Nuku (chasing CK and CT): I'm going to get you!
Hyper Knux sticks out his leg and Nuku trips over it. Zin pulls out his fashly thingy, and uses it on Nuku. She forgets about the prank CK and CT pulled on her.
Nuku: Hey, guys. How' it going?
Neon: Everything is groovy.
Super Knux: How did you make her forget about that?
Nuku: Forget what?
Neon: Oh, no.
Hyper pukes on Nuku.
Nuku: Gross! This is going to take me forever to clean...
Nuku, Super, Chao Killer, and ChaoThing go back to the van. Neon, Zin, and Hyper take off their suits and toss them on flames of the helicopter. Hyper keeps his beer hat.
Neon: Sweet cover up, Hyper.
Hyper: I was covering up something?
Zin: Come on, agents, I mean, gang. Let's get back to the van.
The gang walks back to the van and the secret agents travel off to their next adventure with the rest of the CoaP gang.