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We find "The Guys" sitting on the couch watching Hentai from Hyper's Collection.
The guys are viewing the credits.
Neon: Wow that was a pretty good movie.
Zin: I dunno, there wasn’t that much lesbian ACSHUN!
Super: I know what you mean, but it had pretty good parts.
Hyper: I know… it had very nice parts. ^_~
The guys laugh, Mystic comes in.
Mystic: How can you guys watch this?
Mecha: Because were Men!
Mystic: Mecha, you’re not even human...
Hyper: HES AN IT!!!
Mecha: Shut Up! I may not be human, but I was programmed to think I’m a man
Solorfrog: *appears* Looks like the program didn’t work. Dumb-dumb.
Mecha: Why you little!
Mecha jumps out of the couch and tries to grab him, Solorfrog dodges and flies away.
Mecha: *chases* Get back here!
Zin: *looks through the collection* Hey this one is unlabeled!
Super: I wonder what it could be?
Neon: Let’s pop it in the VCR!
Hyper: *takes away the tape* NO!...I mean.. Its just a blank tape.. Heh heh, nothing is in this tape yet. Uh, I’m gonna go.....hide it. *runs*
Mystic: What was that all about?
Super: Beats me.
Hyper is seen putting the tape in his underwear drawer.
Hyper: No way the guys will find it here.
Hyper walks out of the room, then the drawer slides open, and Cal's head pops out.
Cal: Well well, what do we have here. Hyper's tape?...hmmmmm. I know exactly what to do with this! Mwhahahahahaha! Mwhahahahahaha! Mwhahahahaha! Mwhahahahaha! Mwhahahahaha! Mwahahahaha!
Hyper: What the hell are you doing in my underwear drawer?!
Cal: Eeeeeeeek! *hides tape* Uh.. nothing ...I was just.. leaving! *runs away*
Hyper: Weirdo. Well, I guess ill be hitting the sack *yawn* I’m tired. *passes out*
Hyper falls asleep
The Next Day, the peeps are seen at the kitchen table having cocoa pebbles for breakfast.
Hyper: AAAAAAH!!!!
Mystic: What is it?!
Hyper: The Tape! Its Gone!
Zin: Which one? The Blank Tape?
Hyper: It wasn’t blank! It had mys- .. most favorite hentai in it!
Neon: It had hentai?
Super: How come you didn’t let us see it?
Hyper: That’s not important! Its Gone!
TV Announcer: We interrupt this conversation to bring you this satellite feed.
Cal: *on TV* Hello, World! What I have in my hands is a tape that will blow you away! I will not attempt to take over Albekirky or Urth or a pencil today. Instead I’m releasing this tape worldwide! Why? Because I’m so evil! Mmyes mhahahaha! Mahahahahah!
Hyper: OH NO! *takes the keys to the van* Gottago! *zooms his way out the window, starts the van and takes off*
Neon: ... pass the pebbles.
Mystic: Here ya go *passes the cereal*
Neon: Thank you.
Hyper drives through the wall at Cal's HQ
Hyper: All right you sicko! Where’s my tape!?
Cal: *in a bathrobe and a pipe* ah, Hyper. I’ve been expecting you. You could say the tape is already in Video Stores worldwide, ..and on ABC at 11am!
Hyper: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cal: *watch beeps* ooh it’s 11! *turns on the TV*
Hyper: *starts sweating* Oh no.
Back at the Warehouse.
Neon: Hey, that tape Cal released is on next on ABC!
Mecha: How do you know?
Neon: TV Guide. It even has Cal on the cover.
Mystic: Wow. He didn’t waste any time.
Super: Well, turn on the TV.
Zin: *sitting on the couch, turns on the TV* Alrighty.
TV: This is ABC. Now for a special presentation!
Back at Cal HQ
Hyper: Oh no.. my life is ruined!!!
TV: Its Cal's Sweating To The Oldies!!
Cal is on TV with short shorts and tanktop and a fuzzy red Afro.
Cal On TV: Alright everybody lets disco! Raise up those buns!
Cal: NOOO!!! I submitted the wrong tape! I must've left Hyper’s tape in my videos!
Hyper: *finds it* ITS HERE!!!
Cal: Drat.. foiled again. And i wouldve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!
Hyper: Yeah yeah, whatever. *takes off*
Cal: *watching TV* Ooh, I look soo sexy in those shorts, Mmyes..mhahaha! Mhahahahaha!
Back at the warehouse.
Neon: OH GOD MY EYES!
Super: MAKE THE HURTING STOP!
Zin: *turns off the TV*
Mystic: That was scary..
Mecha: Oh yeah..
Hyper: Hey guys.
Neon: Hyper your back!
Hyper: I got my tape back, and its in good hands now!
Mystic: Now I’m curious... Whats in that tape?
Super: Yeah hyper, show us the tape!
Zin: Come on man, if you treasure that hentai, then it must be some grade A hentai!
Neon: Show us man!
Hyper: Ok ok.. but you’ve been warned.
Hyper puts the tape in the VCR, the peeps sit in the couch.
Hyper: I once starred in the erotic arts. *turns on TV* Its called "Go Hyper Go"
The Peeps: o_O
"The Guys" walk out.
Hyper: WHAT?! You Try Being Broke and In College!
Mystic: ..But Hyper, You never went to College.
Hyper: o.O
The End
Music: HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY! Macho Macho Man! I Got To Be A Macho Man! Macho Macho Man! I Got To Be A Macho Man!
Cal is seen dancing to the music.
Cal: Oh yes! I feel the burn! Mmyes! Mahahahahaha!