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Our story takes place 50 years ago on the space colony ARK.
Guards: There they go! Don't let them escape!
A Blonde girl and a pink glowing echidna are seen running down a hallway with alarms flashing.
Maria: Quick Hyper in here!
The pink echidna goes into a space capsule and Maria closes the door.
Hyper: Maria what are you doing?
Maria: Hyper give them a chance to be happy. Do it for me Hyper. Just give them all a chance to be happy.
Hyper: Maria! No!!!
Maria hits the release button for the space capsule and it is seen leaving the space colony.
Zin: Wake up Hyper!
Zin kicks the sleeping echidna.
Zin: Damn it wake up!
Hyper wakes up screaming.
Hyper: AHHH!!!!!!!
Zin: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper: AHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zin: AHHHHH!!!!!
Neon: Shut up you two!
JSG: What's with Hyper?
Hyper: I had this horrible dream about a space colony and some blonde chick talking about being happy.
Super: The horror!
Zin: That sounds familiar.
Mystic: Hey Neon! Are we there yet? Are we? Huh? Huh? Huh? Are we? Are we? Huh? Huh?
Neon: Shut up!
Mystic: Am I annoying? Huh? Huh? Am I?
JSG: Where are we going again anyway?
Mystic: To Jupiter!!!
Neon: No where going to the new Beers R us.
Hyper: Woooooo!!!!!!
Super: Ya this Beers R us kicks ass!
Zin: They even have a water slide in the center of the store filled with beer!
Neon: Yup and we'll be there in 5 minutes!
Mystic: So are we there yet?
Neon: I said 5 minutes.
Mystic: How about now?
Neon: No!!!
Meanwhile at the new Beers R Us we find Cal. Du du du!
Cal: Soon the new CoaP gang will arrive. They seek beer and good times but instead will get no beer and bad times! Plus I will marry that sexy beast Neon! HAHAHAHAAA!!!
JSG: Where here.
Mystic: Are we there yet?
Neon: Yes.
Mystic: Are we..
Neon: YES!!!
Hyper: Woooo!!!!
Hyper runs into the Beers R us with the rest of CoaP close behind.
Zin: This place is huge!
Super: Beer to my left, beer to my right, beer above me, beer everywhere! It's heaven guys!
Neon: Something's wrong here.
Hyper is seen ripping open a six pack and drinking the whole thing.
JSG: Judging by Hyper's behavior I would say that everything is cool.
Neon: No I mean where are all the workers?
Zin: I bet there on break!
Solorfrog appears Zin's shoulder in a poof of smoke.
Solor: Of course there on break dumb dumb! Have a cookie!
Solor disappears.
Super: That was sure random.
Mystic: Coooooookie!
Mystic jumps Zin knocking him down and eats the cookie.
Mystic: I ate the cookie! Are you annoyed now? Huh? Huh?
Zin: No I wasn't even hungry.
Mystic: Damn it!
JSG: Guys Super and Hyper are gone.
Neon: Crap we better find them before they drink all the good beer.
Cal: Not so fast sexy!
Cal is seen standing at the bottom of the beer slide.
Neon: O_o
JSG: Look it's Cal!
Zin: Who cares! Look! Beer slides!
Cal: Silent Zim!
Zin: It's Zin stupid ass!
Cal: I'm not stupid! My ass isnt either. Anyway the workers are not on break! I tied them up and took over the store!
JSG: Why?
Cal: So I can marry Neon!
Neon: Noooo!!!!
Mystic: What about me? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Cal: I don't need to marry all of CoaP because once I marry Neon I will become the co-leader of CoaP!
JSG: No! You.. You.. ANIMAL!
Cal: I'm a weasel thank you. Anyway once I take over the van will be repainted to look evil and will be renamed the Cal Machine. There will be no more beer drinking aloud! Then you all will help me take over urth!
Zin: Are you going to be using a pencil?
Cal: No I'll be using my new pen!
Mystic: Gasp! A pen!
Neon: You're not gonna get away with this!
Cal: Oh but I will!
Neon: Not with out a fight!
The CoaP gang gets into a fighting stance.
Cal: Oh please.
Cal snaps his fingers and the lights flash. Next thing we know the CoaP gang is tied up and have been placed on a small platform in the beer pool center surrounded by Cal's minions Caf and Cab. Cal is still standing at the bottom of the beer slide.
Cab: Honk honk!
Caf: I'm hungry.
Cal: Be quite you two. Now I can continue my plan!
JSG: Were screwed guys.
Zin: Wait! Super and Hyper are still in the shop somewhere! There's still hope!
JSG: Like I said were screwed.
Neon: Why do you guys care? He's marrying me! Me! ><
Cal: Anyway instead of going on with my next set of plans I will tell you guys my entire plan for taking over urth. Giving just enough time for Super and Hyper to come to your rescue!
Mystic: Is that a smart thing to do?
Cal: Of course not but I have to follow the Villains Code!
Meanwhile
Knuckles: I found you faker!
Hyper: Faker? WTF is going on around here?
Knuckles: I'll make you eat those words!
Hyper: I'm not much for words. Do you have any pie?
Knuckles: No but I have nachos and beer.
Hyper: Cool can I have some?
Knuckles: Well. ok.
Knuckles and Hyper sit down eating Nacho's and they drink beer.
Super: Hyper wake up!
Super dumps beer on Hyper's face.
Super: Wake up dumb ass!
Hyper: Ahhhh!!!!
Hyper springs to his feet and kicks Super in the nuts.
Super: @_@
Hyper: Wow that dream was different. Hey Super what you doing?
Super: (With a weak voice) My balls...
Hyper: Ok.. Hey look! It's the beer slide. Let's go for a ride man.
Super: (recovering from the blow) Ok..
Hyper and Super climb to the top and jump down the center slide.
Meanwhile
Cal: After that I will.. What's that sound?
Cal looks down to see beer rush past his feet.
Cal: Uh oh.
Hyper and Super: Woooooooooo!!!!!!!
Cal turns around and sees Super and Hyper flying down the slide he's standing on.
Cal: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Hyper and Super crash into Cal sending him flying into the air and out the building skylight.
Cal: Looks like Team Cal's blasting off again! Ahhhh!!!!!
Cab and Caf leave the pool area and follow their boss.
Cab: Beep! Beep!
Hyper: That was nuts!
Super: Be quite about nuts man...
Neon: You guys did it! You saved us!
Hyper: Cool.
JSG: Now get us out of here.
Solorfrog appears in a poof of smoke and unties the CoaP gang.
Zin: Why didn't you do that before?
Solor: It wasn't in the script dumb dumb!
Solor disappears.
Zin: That a guy is kind of annoying.
Mystic: Is not! I'm way more annoying!
Neon: Whatever. Let's get out of here.
The Coap gang gathers up a shitload of beer and drive off in there van.