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-The Supa, Hyper, and Ego God are sitting in the warehouse playing scrabble-
Supa: And my G makes "dong", triple word score!
Hyper: Huh huh... dong.
Ego God: Oh grow up.
*scream*
Ego God: What the hell was that?!
Supa: It sounded like Nuku!
Ego God: DON'T WORRY NUKU! WE'RE A-COMIN'!
Hyper: Huh huh... coming
Ego God: Would you shut up?
They run into nuku's room to see her tied up and being held over Cal's shoulder
Cal: (Wearing a black cape, top hat, long fake moustache, and monocle) Mwah ha! Nuku is mine!
Hyper: What the hell are you wearing?
Nuku: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP AND SAVE ME?!
Hyper: What is it with all this, everyone's telling me to shut up.
Supa: I didn't.
Hyper: Shut up.
Supa: *angry look*
Cal: SILENCE! Now to make my daring escape!
Cal jumps out the window
Ego God: Um... mabey we should have told him there's nothing soft down there...
WHUMP!
Cal: I'm okay!
They look out the window to see Cal speeding off with Nuku in a horse-drawn carrage
Hyper: What's up with Cal? He's acting weirder than usual.
Supa: No time for that, to the van!
Ego God: That's my line!
Supa: Shut up.
-Cut to Cal tying Nuku to some railroad tracks-
Nuku: Why are you doing this? And why are you wearing that stupid outfit?
Cal: That's simple, my dear, it tells me so in this VILLAIN'S HANDBOOK! *whips out a dusty black book*
Nuku: What the?
Cal: See? *points to a page in the book* it says so right here. "The villain must tie a girl to the nearest railroad tracks".
Nuku: But shouldn't the tracks be connected to the rest of the railroad?
Draw back to show that the tracks are seperate from the rest of the railroad
Cal: Well it doesn't specify!
The gang pulls up in the van and hop out!
E.G: Oh no!
Hyper: Oh no!
Supa: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAAAAAAAAAH!
Everyone looks at Kool-Aid Man
Supa: When'd he get here?
Hyper: KOOL-AID MAN! *chases Kool-Aid Man down and drinks him*
Hyper: Wait a second! This isn't magic Kool-Aid! This is REGULAR Kool-Aid!
Everyone looks at him
Hyper: What?
E.G: Nevermind that! Cal, why are you doing this?
Cal: Because I'm evil, that's why! And it says to here in this Villain's Handbook. *shows the book*
E.G: Gimme that! *grabs the book from Cal*
Cal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
E.G: *looks at the book* You idiot!
Cal: What?
E.G: This is the 1875 edition of the Villain's Handbook! No wonder you're wearing that dopy outfit!
Cal: Wha-?
E.G: You need the REVISED edition! *hands Cal a new book*
Cal: Let me see that! *looks at the book* "The New Villain's Handbook"?
Hyper: Ego God, why the hell do you have that?
E.G: To be honest, I have no idea!
Supa: *Falls in a plot hole* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
E.G: Now you have to tell us you evil plan, Cal!
Cal: Says who?
E.G: Says the handbook! *Takes the handbook and points out a paragraph*
Cal: CURSE YOU! Very well then. I've tied Nuku to this railroad tracks so that when the next train comes along, she'll be squished flat! MWAH HA HA HA HA!
E.G: Um... shouldn't the tracks be connected to the rest of the railroad
Cal: IT DIDN'T SPECIFY!
E.G: Now you have to fight me and lose.
Cal: No way!
E.G: Check the book.
Cal: *looks* OH BLAST IT ALL! FINE!
Ego God and Cal fight, and Cal loses horribly
Cal: It wasn't my fault! It was the cape!
Hyper and Ego God untie Nuku
Nuku: Thanks for the help guys. Now let's go home!
Nuku, Ego God, and Hyper get into the van and drive away
Hyper: Wait a sec... where's Supa?
-Cut to Supa climbing out of the plot hole-
Supa: Uh... guys? Guys?