CoaP presents: The Wrath of Dr. Mario!!!!

Story by: Lea Tiger and Mystic Fire (Joint story! Weee!)

Starring: Neon, Hyper Knux, Nuku, Chao Killer, Zin, Super Knux, Chao Thing, Mecha Sonic JSG, Mystic Fire, Iza, Cal (At the end), & DR. MARIO!

Guest starring: Hyper Sonic Chao, Lea Tiger (At the very end), Assistant Dr. Luigi, Nurse Peach, Receptionist Daisy, and a whole bunch of toads.

*We find the gang on the road again. Nuku is at the wheel and Neon’s in the passenger’s seat while everyone else is in back. For some odd reason, their beer supply has dwindled down to ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! While Nuku is happy about this, the rest of the gang ain’t. Here we go…*

CK: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Not even a drop! WHAT KIND OF VAN IS THIS?!

Nuku: A Scooby Doo van, of course!

CK: Well DUH!!!!

CT: No beer makes us something something…

Mecha: Go crazy?

Neon: Don’t mind if I do!!! *Does the X-Box bounce*

Zin: …So…thirsty…and yet, *Takes out a mushroom* I only have solid food…damnit.

Super: Not only that, but look at Hyper! He’s forming actual sentences!

*Everyone looks at Super*

Super: …That make sense!!!!

Everyone but Hyper: GASP!

Hyper: I do not see why everyone is so surprised. I think that you all don’t know my true intellect.

CT: …Ok. Now this is getting serious!

CK: Don’t you remember what you keep telling us?! If you sober up completely, you’ll DIE!!!

Hyper: …Oh yeah. WHERE’S A DAMN BAR?!

Neon: *Looking at a map* There should be one right next to us! …But there isn’t.

Nuku: Let me see that map. *Takes a look at the map* Neon…This is a map of Beer land.

Neon: …D’OH! *Smacks his forehead*

Mecha: Don’t we have any kind of alcohol at all?

Super: *Checks the supply again*Nope. No Beer, no Vodka, not even Rubbing Alcohol!

Zin: Wait. Rubbing Alcohol? I got an idea!!!

Hyper: It’ll save my life, right?

Zin: Duh! You’re bound to find Rubbing Alcohol in a doctor’s office. Right?

Nuku: Of course!

Zin: I say we find the nearest hospital, and we swipe a lot of bottles of Rubbing Alcohol, that way, we can keep Hyper alive until we get more beer!

CT: ….That sounds crazy enough to…

*The gang hears something land on the roof of the van*

Zin: What was that?

*They all get out of the van to see Mystic on the roof of the van…My mommy makes me kiss the toilet*

CK: Mystic?! What the…

Mystic: Look! I made a dent on your van!

Mecha: …So?

Mystic: *Jumps down to the ground* *Cocky expression* Doesn’t it annoy you that the van is no longer in mint condition?

Neon: I can always get it fixed, you know.

Mystic: *Gets pissed off* Aw SHIGGITY! *Kicks the ground*

Iza: *Walking towards the gang* I told you it wouldn’t work. Mystic.

CT: Yo, Iza!

Iza: *Waves cheerfully* Hello everyone! What’s going on?

Hyper: We’re all out of beer, and I’m gonna die! Oh yeah. And we’re going to the hospital to get a lot of rubbing alcohol.

Iza: Did Hyper just speak in full sentences?

Super: Eeyup.

Mystic: Hospital, eh? *Laughs* I remember when Zin and I had to go to the hospital. And we had….him…as our doctor. *Not the Him from PPG*

*Flaaaaaaaaaash baaaaaaack to Zin and Mystic in a patient’s room. Zin is on the cot and Mystic is sitting in the chair next to the cot.*

Zin: Oooohhh…The pain…

Mystic: You idiot! I told you not to eat the green cheese!

Zin: *Imagines Green cheese* Mmm…green cheese…*Feels sick again* Someone, call a doctor!

*A doctor walks into the room. A doctor who calls himself…DR. MARIO!!!*

Dr. Mario: Did-a somebody say-a….DOCTOR-A?!

Mystic: *Gets up from the chair* What should we do, Doc?

Dr. Mario: Hmm…..I know-a! *Takes out a giant blue and red pill* Take-a two of-a these and-a a call-a me in the morning-a.

Zin: *Jumps off the Cot* There’s no way I’m gonna swallow that big thing!

Dr. Mario: No, you don’t-a swallow it-a. It-a goes-a through the other end-a.

*Dead silence*

Zin: …*Zips off*

*End flash back*

Zin: Oh yeah. Doctor Mario…

Nuku: *Notices they’re now at a hospital* Nice flash-backing, Mystic! It took us right to a hospital!

Mystic: Well I’ll be!

Super: We better get in there NOW! Hyper’s getting smarter!

Hyper: What a nice structure that building has. Very sturdy, it is.

Neon: HURRY! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

*The gang bolts into into the hospital, but Hyper stays outside and continues to look at the building*

Hyper: Hmm. I wonder what kind of brick they use for this building?

*CK walks back out and grabs Hyper’s arm*

CK: Let’s go, Hyper! *Drags Hyper in the hospital*

A few minutes later, in the hospital waiting room…

Mecha: So, how exactly are we gonna get the rubbing alcohol?

Zin: That’s easy! Mystic and I will just sign up as Hyper’s parents so we can go with Hyper! And while the unsuspecting doctor is checking on him, Mystic and I will find where he keeps the rubbing alcohol and swipe it!

Iza: …You want to pretend to be Mystic’s Husband, don’t you?

Zin: Hey! Mystic and I are doing this for Hyper and Hyper Only! …Sorta.

Mystic: *Blushing hard*

Zin: Um…let’s go sign up! *He and Mystic head up the receptionist window and Drag Hyper with them*

Receptionist Daisy: Hello. How may I help you?

Mystic: Me and my *Cough* husband, *Cough* Zin want to sign in our *Cough* son *Cough* Hyper for a routine checkup, that’s all.

Hyper: E=MC^2, don’t you know.

Receptionist Daisy: I’m sorry, but all of the doctors are occupied with other patients. I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a while before one is available.

Zin: Oh Come on! You have to have at least ONE doctor available!

Mystic: Yeah! You can’t be all filled up, can you?!

Receptionist Daisy: Well, there is one, but he’s alittle…obsessive about…

Zin: We don’t care! Just lead us to him!!!

Receptionist Daisy: Ok…It’s your problem. Not mine. *Gets up and heads to that doctor’s office*

*The office is Dark and the doctor inside it is playing “Dr. Mario” on his NES*

Receptionist Daisy: *Turns the light on* Excuse me, …Dr. Mario?

Dr. Mario: *Gets a game over on the game* Mamma mia! You made-a me mess up-a!!!

Receptionist Daisy: I’m sorry. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that there is a patient waiting to see you.

Dr. Mario: …A patient? *Jumps up and down* YAHOO! Finally! A patient-a! I haven’t-a had-a one since-a that-a incident-a with-a Zin-a! Bring-a them in-a!

Receptionist Daisy: Yes, Doctor. *Leaves the office*

Dr. Mario: This is-a gonna be fun-a!

Dr. Mario?! Of all people to have as your doctor…it had to be HIM! What’s gonna be in store for the gang? Will they be able to intoxicate Hyper again? Why Rubbing Alcohol?! Why a duck? Why not a chicken? Find out in PART 2! …That narrator has issues…

Where we last left off, the gang’s beer supply has taken a turn…FOR THE WORSE! And after a stupid Mystic made a dent on their van, they went to a Hospital to steal Rubbing Alcohol for Hyper. Their only problem…how are they gonna get passed Dr. Mario?! Read this and you may find out…cause my mommy wouldn’t let me read the rest of it!

Meanwhile, In the Waiting room…

Hyper: Not only is the outside of the building nice, but I like the interior of the building as well! So…so…hospital like!

CK: Uh? I think Hyper really needs that rubbing alcohol now! He’s becoming smarter! …I think.

Receptionist Daisy: Zinder McCullen, Kotochawan Fire, and Hyper Knux. The Doctor is ready to see you.

Zin: Well today is our lucky day! We’re next!

*Finally. Oh. Was I supposed to say something? Oh yeah. Hyper, Mystic, and Zin enter the patient room with…HIM!!!*

Him: Oops! Wrong show! *Slithers off*

Zin: Oh my god! …It…it can’t be!!!

Hyper: To be…or not to be…

Mystic: Shut it, Hyper.

Dr. Mario: Yes-a. It’s-a meeeee! Dr.-a Mariooooo!!!

Zin: Ehehehe….hey doc!

Dr. Mario: *Gets into Zin’s face* So Zin-a…..how’s-a your stomach-a?

Zin: *Sweatdrops and backs away a bit* Uhh…yeah. Much better, thank you. But…*Pushes Hyper Forward* It is my son, Hyper who I am worried about. He’s very sick!

Hyper: How can I be your kid if I’m older than you?

Dr. Mario: What-a?

Zin: …Uh oh…

Mystic: He must be hallucinating again! Please help him, doctor! Please!!! We’re counting on you!

Dr. Mario: Let’s-a see what’s-a matter with-a you. *Begins to examine Hyper*

Zin: *Whispering* Nice save, Mystic. Now let’s find that rubbing alcohol, quick!

*Mystic nods as they begin to search around the room*

Mystic: Damnit! Where’s that rubbing alcohol you were talking about?! *Searching in the cabinets*

Zin: I don’t get it! Every doctor should have some! HOW COME HE DOESN’T?! *Searching through the drawers*

Hyper: …I’m gonna die…

Dr. Mario: Not-a under-a my care you’re not-a!

Hyper: …I’m gonna die. Now I know it for sure.

Zin: *Trying to open a drawer that got stuck* Gah! Stupid…drawer! Open up!

Mystic: Need some help, Zin?

Zin: Nope…nope…I almost got it!

*Zin pulls on the stuck drawer harder, and after a minute or so, he finally opens a drawer. It flies out and hits him in the stomach, causing him to fall over*

Dr. Mario: Mama Mia! What-a the heck-a was-a that-a?!

Mystic: Zin! Are you ok?

Zin: Ugh…My stomach!

Dr. Mario: You lied-a to me, Zin! You’re stomach-a still-a hurts-a!!!! *Takes out two gigantic red and blue pills* Now-a you must-a take-a these-a!

Zin: Oh god! NO!

Dr. Mario: What’s-a wrong-a with-a butt-a pills-a?

Zin: EXACTLY THAT! I’m outta here! *Tries to get up, but the pain in his stomach distracts him* Aw Sh*t!

Mystic: *Picks up Zin and gives him a piggy back* I’ll get ya outta here! *Kicks her heel and her shoes turn into roller blades* Let’s hit it!

*They get the heck outta there*

Dr. Mario: Come-a Back-a here! *Gives Zin and Mystic chase*

Hyper: Uhhhh…What about me? ….Aw screw it. *Passes out* ~Hey, he can still pass out! Spiffy…~

We go to a chase scene with Zin, Mystic, and Dr, Mario

Dr. Mario: Stop-a! I must-a shove-a these up-a Zin’s Ass-a! *Throws pill after pill, Mystic takes every hit cause she’s the one skating*

Mystic: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

*They manage to get back to the waiting room. Zin gets off Mystic’s back and Mystic sits down to rest*

Nuku: What happened?

Zin: Never…get hit in the stomach! Or Dr. Mario will try to shove pills up your ass!

*The gang looks at Zin strangely*

Zin: …What?

CT: What about Hyper?

Mystic: …Oops.

Mecha: You dink wads! Now who is gonna swipe the rubbing alcohol?

Zin: Don’t look at me! I ain’t going back in there! *Looks at Mystic who is still hurting from the pills* And Mystic isn’t in any condition to do so either!

Mystic: *Gets back up* That’s not true! I can still….. *Falls back into the couch* Oh forget it!

Iza: How about CK and me? We can do it!

CK: What do you mean “we?!”

Iza: Don’t you care about Hyper at all?!

CK: Well yeah! But…

Iza: Then Let’s go! *Grabs CK’s hand and drags him off with her*

CK: ACK! Iza! Let goooooooooo!

Super: They better get that rubbing alcohol…

Meanwhile, Dr. Mario returns to his office where the sick, dying Hyper is. I don’t want him to die! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :’(

Dr. Mario: Well-a, back-a to business-a! *Hears a knock on the door* Come in-a!

*Iza and CK walk into the room*

Dr. Mario: Mamma mia! What-a happen to Hyper’s-a parents-a?

CK: Uh…they had to leave on short notice! We’re Hyper’s…uhh….uhhhh….

Iza: God parents!

CK: Yeah! Hyper’s God Parents! We’ll be taking Hyper home when you’re done with him.

Dr. Mario: Okie dokie! That explains-a everything-a! *Continues examining Hyper*

Iza: *To the sleeping Hyper* Don’t worry! We’ll find what you need, Hyper! *Looks around the room*

CK: Where oh where can that Alchiholy be? *Hears the sound of chao come from the other room* …Is that…Chao I hear?

Dr. Mario: Yes-a. There’s-a Chao nursery next-a to this office-a.

CK: AWESOME! But…what to do? Save Hyper, or kill tons of chao? *Looks like he’s thinking. A clump of dirt appears over his head like a lightbulb* Boing! No contest! *Takes out his laser cannon and runs to the chao nursery*

(Commentary)

Lightbulb: Hey! I had to have a replacement! I was feeling dim that day!

(End Commentary)

Iza: CK! What about Hyper?! *Runs after CK*

Dr. Mario: Mamma mia! Not again-a! *Goes after both of them*

We see the inside of the chao nursery, where Hyper Sonic Chao, who’s babysitting them, is reading a story.

HSC: And so, the eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil Chao Killer was stopped by the courageous chao who flashed many colors. And the garden lived happily ever after. The end!

Baby Chao: (When chao talk to eachother, they’ll speak English.) Did you wite tat yowsewf?

HSC: Yep! Every word of it!

*Chao Killer busts into the nursery, causing all the baby chao to cry*

CK: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Killer!

HSC: You!

CK: You!

Iza: *Runs into the nursery* Stop it! Stop it! What about Hyper?!

CK: Right after I kill the Chao, we’ll rescue him! I promise!!!! *Shoots his laser cannon and blasts a hole in the wall, scaring all the baby chao*

Dr. Mario: *Runs in* Stop-a this now! *Throws pills at CK and Iza*

CK and Iza: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Iza: I didn’t even do anything!

*Dr. Mario doesn’t listen and keeps on throwing pills*

CK: Whoa! *Ducks*

*One of the pills flies into HSC’s mouth and he accidentally swallows it. He chokes on it and dies from choking*

Iza: Let’s get outta here! *Iza and CK flee away, back to the waiting room*

Neon: Look what the Willow dragged in!

CK: *Points to the door that leads to the doctor’s office* Do NOT…..go in there!

Nuku: Why don’t we just…

Neon: *Interrupts* Dress Super in drag!

Super: WHAT?! No way! Nuh uh!

Neon: No. Listen. We can dress up Super like a lady, and pretend that he’s Hyper’s girlfriend, I can be the daddy, Chao Thing can morph into Buffy and be my wife, and Mecha can be the monkey…er…robot butler! Then we can swipe the alcohol under jis nose!

CT: …….Ok. I guess I’m cool with that.

Neon: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Mecha: I’m not gonna be a butler! I was not roboticized for that!

Super: And I’m not gonna lose my dignity!

CT: *Transforms into Buffy and imitates her voice* Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase? Do it for all the hyperactive drunks in the world!

Neon: Yeah! Listen to my wife! *Toothy grin*

Super: ….Fine. But just this once!

Mecha: Ok. But I will go as myself!

Neon: Fine. Fine. Let’s dress up our little Super so we can steal alcohol!

Super: I’m not little. ¬¬

Neon: Whatever…

Five minutes later…

CK: There goes the minute person again!

*We now see Super in a skimpy looking shirt and a mini skirt*

Super: …I hate you.

Buffy CT: Let’s go, boys!

Neon: That I shall, “Buffy.” *Winks at CT*

Buffy CT: *Sweatdrops* ….Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

*They head over to Dr. Mario’s office*

Zin: …That plan will never work.

Nuku: And I can see why, too.

Iza: Why won’t it work?

Nuku: It’ll fail because…

Meanwhile, back at Doctor Mario’s office…

Nuku: Hey! I wasn’t done yet!

Too bad. Like I was saying…

Dr. Mario: *Confused expression* So let-a me get-a this straight-a. You’re-a Hyper’s-a girlfriend-a?

Super: *In a girl’s voice* Uhhh yeah. I am. And I hope he’ll be ok. *Mumbles under his breath* I’ll kill you, Neon.

Mecha: I’m just here for moral support.

Neon: Yep. Me and my wife, Buffy will take Hyper home for his parents.

Buffy CT: Yep! That’s right, darling.

Neon: You sound so sexy when you say that. *Purrs at Buffy CT*

Buffy CT: *Whispering* Um…er…you’re just acting, right Neon?

Neon: *Whispers sexily to Buffy CT* What do you think, baby? *Grabs Buffy CT and kisses him passionately*

Mecha: O_o *Falls over* Oh GOD! MY EYES!

Buffy CT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Turns back into a blob* Ok, Doc! Where do you keep the rubbing alcohol?!

Super: *Takes off the dress and somehow goes back into his original clothing* Yeah! Tell us now, Docta!

Mecha: Or else…

Neon: …Dang.

Dr. Mario: *Takes out a whistle and blows it*

*A few seconds later, Assistant Dr. Luigi and Nurse Peach arrive at the scene*

Assist. Dr. Luigi: How-a can we help-a, Mario?

Dr. Mario: We’re-a gonna give-a them a prescription-a! A prescription of-a pain-a!!!!

Peach: I’m right behind you, doctor!

Mecha: …Gasp.

Super: This ain’t coo’….

*A huge battle ensues between the 3 medics and CT, Mecha, and Super. Neon just watches*

Neon: I miss Buffy… *Thinks about Buffy in her latest episode*

*We go back to the waiting room, you can still hear the fight going on in the office. OW! My mommy is pulling my ear!*

Zin: I love you more, Mystic!

Mystic: Nooo. I love you more, Zin!

Zin: Love you more times infinity!

Mystic: Infinity times infinity!

Iza: I love you more, CK!

CK: You got that right!

*Iza whaps CK*

CK: Ow!

Nuku: I love Dias more than you love each other!

Zin and Mystic: You wanna prove that?

*We see Super, Mecha, and CT sent flying towards the waiting room. They land with a huge crash. Neon just walks into the room*

Nuku: *Seeing what happened* …Maybe later…

Iza: Oh my gosh! Are you ok?! What happened here?!

CT: One question at a time, Lady!

Super: We’re…in a lot of pain…ouch!

Mecha: CT went insane and we and the doc got into a battle over the rubbing alcohol.

Neon: *Snickers* And guess who won?

CK: Hey Neon, how come you’re not in pain?

Neon: *All happy looking* I’m special! I didn’t have to fight! *Grinning from ear to ear*

*Everyone, except Neon, falls over*

Nuku: Ugh! Don’t any of you have any common sense whatsoever?!

Mystic: What do you mean?

Nuku: What I mean is, instead of disguising ourselves as Hyper’s relatives or whatever to steal Rubbing Alcohol, Why don’t we just ask Dr. Mario nicely for some?

CT: Are you nuts?! He, his assistant doctor and his nurse will beat the crap out of you!

CK: Or stop you from Killing chao!

Zin: Or try to shove pills up your ass!

Nuku: Well, like Iza always says, you never know until you try!

Iza: Yeah! She’s right!

Super: …I guess that makes sense.

Nuku: It does! And I’m going to go in there, and ask Dr. Mario for what we need. Wish me luck!

Mystic: *Puts her right fingers in a V-sign* Luck!

*Nuku enters and heads to Dr. Mario’s office*

Dr. Mario: Now let’s-a see if I can get-a some-a work-a done!

*There’s a knock on the door*

Dr. Mario: Come in-a.

*Nuku enters*

Dr. Mario: Let-a me guess-a. You’re-a Hyper’s-a cousin-a?

Nuku: No. I’m Nuku-Nuku Cat, a close friend of Hyper. And I was wondering, if I could please borrow any bottles of rubbing alcohol that you have?

Dr. Mario: ….

Nuku: ….

Dr. Mario: Well, since-a you asked-a so nicely, sure-a you can-a!

Nuku: Thank you very much, doctor!

Dr. Mario: It’s-a nothing at all-a! *Takes out 3 bottles of rubbing alcohol out of one of his pockets and hands them over to Nuku* Here-a you go! They’re-a winter fresh-a!

Nuku: Thank you again! *Opens up one of the bottles and walks over to the sleeping Hyper* Here, Hyper. Drink this! *Opens his mouth and pours the rubbing alcohol into it*

Dr. Mario: Mamma mia! What-a you think-a you doing-a?!

Nuku: *Still pouring* I’m saving his life!

Dr. Mario: …I’m-a confused-a!

*Nuku then pours the other two bottles of rubbing alcohol into Hyper’s mouth. One second later, Hyper wakes up and springs out of the cot*

Hyper: …….

Nuku: …Hyper?

Hyper: ….*We hear a bell ding* *Ed-like voice* I forgot what we were doing! Nooch!

Nuku: Quick! *Holds up 3 fingers* How many fingers am I holding up?

Hyper: ….Bud….wei….ser!

Nuku: Yay! Hyper is back to drunken normal! *Hugs Hyper*

Dr. Mario: Hyper-a, don’t-a you feel-a sick-a from-a drinking-a rubbing alcohol-a?

Hyper: What?

Dr. Mario: *Takes out a huge, yellow pill* Let-a me stick-a this-a pill up-a your ass-a. It’ll-a help-a you get-a better!

Hyper: What?

Nuku: Uh, Dr. Mario, I wouldn’t do that!

Dr. Mario: Shut up-a, and-a let-a me do my work-a! *Shoves the huge, yellow pill up Hyper’s butt*

Hyper: …….

One minute later…

Hyper: …….

Two minutes later…

Hyper: …….

Three minutes later…

Hyper: …….

Four min…aw **** it!

Hyper: ………..I’VE BEEN VIOLATED!!!!!!!! *Out of reflex, he punches Dr. Mario really, really hard! Dr. Mario is sent sky high*

Dr. Mario: *Sky high* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Disappears into the sky*

Nuku: …You punched out Dr. Mario…WOOHOO! GO HYPER!!!!

Hyper: The what now? *Looks like he’s thinking* ….I’m the Pie Commando! Controller of all pies! Snootchy Bootchies!

Nuku: Come on. Let’s go. *Walks off*

Hyper: Dokie okie! *Walks in the opposite direction and bumps into a wall*

Nuku: *Comes back and takes Hyper’s hand* Here. Let me help you. *Guides Hyper back into the waiting room* Look who’s drunk again!

Mecha: Holy $#*%! She actually did it!

Neon: Groovy!

*The gang runs towards Hyper. Some hug him, others hi-five him, and the remainder talk to him and pat him on the shoulder*

Hyper: *Thinking* Since when was everyone triplets?

Zin: Wait! What are we gonna do about a supply of alcohol for Hyper?

*HSC as a delivery boy reels in 5, giant beer kegs into the waiting room*

HSC: Special Delivery! I have 5, gigantic kegs of beer for the doctor’s lounge!

Hyper: *Drool drips from his mouth* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs towards the Beer kegs, knocking everyone but Nuku (Who was behind him at the time) down. And also in the process, runs over HSC*

Hyper: WAHOO! NAGA NAGA NOOOOOOOOCH!!!! *Chugs the 5, gigantic kegs himself*

CK: I guess that answers your question, Zin. Ouch!

Iza: Yay! Everything’s ok again! Owie!

CT: Ow…everything except us!

Neon: *Winces at his pain* Anyway, let’s get outta here…Ack! The pain!

Assist. Dr. Luigi: Hold it-a right-a there-a!

Super: Huh?

Nurse Peach: *Looking concerned* You all don’t look so good. You should rest for a while.

Mystic: Oh no no no, that won’t be necessary. Ow! *Holds her shoulder* We’ll be…ack! …Fine…just…OUCH!

Assist. Dr. Luigi: *Grabs Mystic* I’m afraid-a I’m gonna have-a to insist-a! *Straps Mystic down to a stretcher and rolls her into emergency care*

CK and CT: Bye-bye, Mystic!

Mecha: Have fun in the hospital *Nelson Laugh*

Nurse Peach: Don’t think that you’re not going!

Neon: What you say?!

*Nurse peach blows a whistle, and a few seconds later, a whole bunch of toads (The mushrooms) come out*

Iza: Oh my!

Nurse Peach: Toads, strap everyone except the grey cat and the pink, flashing echidna and send them to emergency care!

Toads: Yeah! Okay! *They strap everyone but Nuku and Hyper into stretchers and rool them off to emergency care*

Nuku: Hmmmmm. *Smiles* You wanna see how the patients are doing? *Heads to the room everyone was in*

Hyper: …I didn’t know I was showing off my privates. Sweet! *Follows Nuku*

Meanwhile, in a huge patient’s room, everyone got bandaged up in certain places and put in beds, except for Mecha who is hooked up to some restoration machine thingy.

CK: …Well this sucks.

Zin: Look on the bright side, CK. We’re being taken care of by Nintendo characters!

Iza: Yeah, CK!

CK: There’s that…but it still sucks!

Nuku: Hi guys. How are the Nintendo medics treating you?

Super: Do you HAVE to ask?!

Hyper: This will teach you the cheese is always twice the fencepost!

Mecha: I wish I had a fencepost…

Nuku: *Giggles* Well, Hyper and I should be going.

CT: Going where?

Nuku: Well, on the way to your room, I found this map of the city we’re in. *Takes out a map and shows it to them* And after looking at it, I discovered that there’s a Beers-R-us, two blocks down from here!

The Guys: WHAAAAAAAT?!

Hyper: SWEET!

Nuku: So, I’m going to drop Hyper off there, and then I’m going to take the van for a spin and solve some mysteries!

Hyper: WOOHOO! Nooch!

Neon: But! But! But…

Nuku: See you guys later! Bye-bye! *Waves at the gang and leaves*

Hyper: Snoogans! *Stumbles out of there*

Iza: *Waving* Bye-bye, Nuku!!!

Mystic: *Shouting* See ya later, Hyper!!!

*Neon glares at Iza and Mystic*

Mystic: What?! We were just saying good bye to them!

Neon: *Sighs* Nevermind…

CT: Hey…Neon?

Neon: Hmm?

CT: Er…when you kissed me back there when I was Buffy…you were just acting…right?

Neon: Welllll…you looked so much like Buffy…and…

*The scene changes to outside of the hospital. We see Assistant Dr. Luigi and Cal in crutches and his left leg wrapped up in bandages*

Assist. Dr. Luigi: You can-a go now. And if-a there’s-a anything-a you need-a, just-a call me.

Cal: Thank you, Assist. Doc! I guess I won’t be turning you into soda after all!

Assist. Dr. Luigi: Yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!

CT: *From inside the hospital* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Assist. Dr. Luigi: Mamma mia! A patient in-a need-a! I must-a go! *Runs into the hospital*

Cal: Ciao, Assistant Dr. Luigi! *Hears the whistling sound of someone falling* Is that….?

Dr. Mario: *Now falling* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Cal: Oh god! Run awaaaaaay!!!

*Dr. Mario lands on Cal before he even has a chance to move his crutches*

Dr. Mario: Okie Dokieeeee…. *Notes that he landed on top of Cal* …Here-a we go again-a! *Shrugs*

Cal: *In pain* MY LEG!!!

The End

-Lea’s mom had diahhrea while I was writing this and man does she smell!

Lea Tiger: You’re actually gonna put that in there?

Mystic: Yep! Sure am!

Lea Tiger: But that information’s personal!

Mystic: Exactly! Is this annoying you?

Lea Tiger: Actually, no. Go ahead and put it in there!

Mystic! AW SHIGGITY! *Bangs her head on the keyboard*

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Lea Tiger: Hey! That would be great for the story too!

Mystic: ….Just…shut…up…

The End (For real)

Credits:

-The first flash back was from “Take Two of These and Call me” by ZinDinTimeYUM

-The words “Nooch”, “Snootchy Bootchies”, “Nagga Nagga Nooch”, and “Snoogans” Are copyright Hyper Knux 666 productions (If you’re 555 then he’s 666) and Kevin Smith (Who helped direct the movies Jay and Silent Bob were in!)

-The “OH GOD! MY EYE!” line came from TMS #217 (Flash) by Psyguy. (Who is like a good to all who sprite!)

-The Cheese is twice the fencepost line and the I forgot what we were doing line is from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. (I love that show)