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Narrator: One day the gang where in their van with Hyper at the wheel. They were driving on a Mountainside high above the oceans water. It sounds like something bad is going to happen...
Nuku: I think I should drive.
Hyper: No way yall it's my turn...
Hyper turns on the radio and D.U.I by the Offspring starts playing.
Neon: Ya but its my van so I should be the one driving.
Chao Thing: Oh come now what could possibly go wrong?
Nuku: He's drunk, he'll proudly kill us all.
Chao_killer: Come on he hasn't had a beer in at least 5 mins.
Zin: Oh ya not drinking for 5 mins makes him sober.
Super: No it doesn't.
Zin: I know that I was being sarcastic.
Super: Oh.
Neon: Dude were coming to a turn.
Nuku: Hyper slow down!
Hyper: Ok...
Hyper steps on gas.
Chao_Killer: Dude turn right!!
Hyper: Ok...
Hyper turns to the left.
Chao Thing: RIGHT STUPID RIGHT!!!
Hyper: Right...
Drives through a barricade and other the ledge.
Everyone but Hyper: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper: Wahoo!!! Nooch!!!
Neon: Were all gonna die!
Zin: Quick hit the button for flight.
Neon hits the button again and again but it won't work.
Neon: Oh crap it doesn't work!
Nuku: WHAT?
Chao_Killer: Were all gonna die!!!
Super: Hey press the blue button with the letter "F" on it.
Neon: Ok.
Neon pushes the blue button and a huge raft inflates under the van. The van now lands in the water below and is floating.
Nuku: Were alive!
Zin: No thanx to Hyper.
Hyper: My bad...
At about this time the music stops.
Chao_Killer: Let me guess the letter "F" means float right?
Chao Thing: Ya that makes sense.
Super: No it means push this fucking button or we'll sink.
Chao_killer: Oh.
Chao Thing: Well that makes sense too.
Zin: Good thing we had that or we would be dead right now.
Super: Ya I had the Pinkmin install it.
Nuku: That's neat.
Neon: Hey gang were floating around in the ocean or something. What should we do?
Zin: Lets go fishing.
Hyper: Let's go on a Three Hour Tour...
Radio Announcer: A Three Hour Tour...
Zin: Was that the Radio Announcer?
Chao Thing: I think so.
Chao_killer: Either that or Hyper's voice is echoing.
Nuku: Cool lets go on that Three Hour Tour thing.
Radio Announcer: A Three Hour Tour...
Zin: There it was again.
Super: Could we just go?
Neon: Fine but I am driving.
About one hour later.
Nuku: The weathers starting to get rough.
Chao Thing: AHH!! Our tiny vans been tossed!!
Hyper: If we don't act fast the Minnow will be lost, the Minnow would be lost...
Zin: What?
Chao_Killer: WERE ALL GONA DIE!!!......again!!!!!
Everyone but Hyper: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper: Wahoooo!!! Naga Naga Nooch!!!
Narrator: Well the weather started getting rough their tiny van was tossed if it wasn't for the CoaP Gang the Soah Machine would be lost, the Soah Machine would be lost... Um any way the next day the gangs van washed up onto a island somewhere and the flotation device was destroyed and the van was damaged. So now the members of CoaP are stranded on the island. Will they ever get off? We'll find out...
Neon: Gang every one alive?
Hyper: I'm not...
Chao_Killer: You are to dumb ass.
Hyper: Oh ya, snoogans...
Super: Youse guys the vans been pretty badly damaged.
Nuku: So were stuck here?
Chao Thing : That sux.
Chao_Killer: It was just supposed to be a Three Hour Tour.
Radio Announcer: A Three Hour Tour...
Zin: There it was again.
Neon: Ok gang first things first we need to search for food.
Nuku: Also shelter.
Hyper: And were gonna need Monkey Butlers...
Nuku: What?
Hyper: I can see it now. We'll have the Money Butlers to do all our work and serve us beer...
Hyper has a vision of the gang all laying around in hammocks near a bunch of pools and a bunch of monkeys dressed up like Butlers are serving them beer.
Hyper: It's gonna rule yall...
Chao Thing: Cool how many Monkey Butlers will there be?
Hyper: Just a few at first but we'll train more...
Chao_Killer: Sounds cool, maybe we can train them to kill Chao.
Chao Thing: Ya you could set up a Chao Killer University for Monkeys.
Chao_Killer: I can see it now.
Chao_Killer has a vision and he's giving out diplomas to the Monkeys who graduated from CK University. The monkeys are then seen going out killing Chao and CK has tears of joy in his eyes.
Chao_Killer: They done me proud.
Zin: Ok you Three shut up already there won't be any frickin Monkey Butlers.
Radio Announcer: A Three Hour Tour...
Zin: Wait I said three not A Tree Hour Tour.
Radio Announcer: A Three Hour Tour...
Zin: God damn it.
Hyper: What about the Monkey...
Zin: I said no Monkey Butlers!
Chao_Killer & Chao Thing: Ahhhh.
Super: We'll guys I should get to work on the van.
Nuku: You'll fix the van?
Neon: Ya wats up wit dat?
Super: Well I'll have the Pinkmin do all the work I'll just supervise.
Nuku: That's cool I just hope they can fix it.
Super: I'll think of away off this island.
Neon: Listen up gang! Me Zin and Nuku will start work on our shelter. Chao_Killer since you're so good at hunting how about you hunt us some food, and take Chao Thing with you. As for Super he's gonna have his Pinkmin work on the van. Now get to work.
Hyper: What about me?
Neon: Um um...you can..train the Monkey Butlers. Ya that's right get to work Hyper were counting on you.
Hyper: Sweet! Come here little Monkey come here...
Wonders off into the islands jungles.
(Zin talking to Neon): Dude there aren't gonna be Monkey Butters.
Neon: I know I just told him that to keep him distracted. We wouldn't want him messing anything up for us.
Zin: Good point.
Neon: Ok now lets all get to work.
Chao_Killer and Chao Thing go off in search off food while Super orders his Pinkmin to start work on the van. Zin, Neon and Nuku are trying to build a shelter and Hyper's out somewhere proubly dead.
Several hours later.
Neon: It's done!
Nuku: Um ya sure what ever you say old fearless leader.
Zin: This house looks like crap.
Chao_Killer and Chao Thing come running up.
Chao_Killer: Nice house.
CK almost breaks out laughing.
Neon: It's about time you two came back.
Chao Thing: We couldn't find any Chao though.
Nuku: CHAO! You were supposed to find food.
Chao Thing: Chao is food.
Nuku: Just great were stuck here with no food and a crappy shelter. I can't believe you two you're almost as dumb as Hyper.
Zin: Almost. No ones that dumb.
Chao_Killer: Speaking of stupid were the heck is he?
Neon: I remember him heading off this way.
The gang follows Neon.
They find Hyper lying in a Hammock tied to two coconut trees and he's drinking beer out of a coconut shell.
Hyper: Ya put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away, hey!
Nuku: Hyper!
Hyper: Ya throw the can away...
Nuku: Hyper!!
Hyper: Ya throw the can away...
Nuku: Hyper!!!
Hyper: Ya throw the... oh I'm all out of beer.
Zin: You're an idiot.
Hyper: Hey gang could one of youse guys get me some beer?
Neon: No we need to conserve our beer cause we might be stuck here for awhile.
Hyper: What? Conserve beer? That does not commute...
Zin: Shut up man what are you a robot our something?
Chao Thing: Hey here comes Super.
Chao_Killer: Sup Super?
Super: Yo gang I think I found away to get off this island.
Nuku: Thank God.
Chao_Killer: And thank Cheesus!
Zin: Lets here your plan.
Super: Ok walk this way.
Neon: Ok gang he said walk this way so lets a go.
Every one starts to walk like Super and they follow him to the van and some weird looking contraption.
Neon: What in the blue hell is that?
Super: It's a van launcher.
Nuku: You finally lost it Super.
Zin: Yup your hanging out with Hyper all the time is definitely affecting your state of mind.
Super: Wait what?
Zin: Never mind.
Super: Anyway this may LOOK like crap but it will work. We just need to hook the van up to this. We will then launch the Rocket and it will carry the van away. Since we don't know where land is I have captured some birds. Once we get far enough away from the island we'll release the birds. They then fly to the nearest land. We'll just follow them.
Neon: Dude awesome plan.
Chao_Killer: Wait what happens if the birds just fly back here?
Super: I have all ready thought about that. That's why were gonna wait and make sure were far away from the island. If they go back in the direction we came we won't follow them.
Chao Thing: Well sounds good.
Neon: So how will we launch it?
Super: We just need to hook the van up then hit the big red button.
Hyper: You mean this button?
Hyper presses the big red button and the rocket thing launches into the air and flies off.
Hyper: Oops, my bad...
Nuku: HYPER YOU IDIOT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Zin: Nice one dumb ass now were stuck here forever.
Hyper: Cant he just make a new one?
Super: I barely had enough parts to make that one. Were screwed.
Neon: Hyper you are the most moronic person I have ever met. Were you dropped on your head as a kid or something?
Hyper: YES! I WAS! But every one else had the decency not to bring it up! (Runs off crying)
Chao_Thing: Nice one Neon.
Neon: Shut up.
Nuku: Come on we better go find him before he hurts himself.
The gang goes off in search of Hyper.
Chao_Killer: Hyper man.
Hyper: Leave me alone...
Zin: Come on man we need to find away to get off this island.
Chao_Thing: Hey wait why don't we just have a flashback?
Nuku: Good idea.
Chao_Killer: Anyone got any good ones? Anyone?
Super: How bout you Hyper?
Hyper: Um there was this one time I walked into the Quickie Mart and asked the Clerk for Skittle Brow...
Flashback: Hyper walks into the Quickie Mart.
Hyper: Hey Apu do you have any Skittle Brow?
Apu: What sir?
Hyper: You know that beer that has the Skittles floating around in it?
Apu: I am sorry Mr. Knux but I believe that you have just made that up.
Hyper: Well ok then just give me a 6 pack and a couple bags of Skittles.
Apu: Ok, than you come again!
End flashback
Chao_Killer: Cool I'll have to try that sometime.
Super: Ya me to.
Zin: Crap! Now where are we?
Chao_Thing: Check it out! Look how high I can bounce!
Nuku: Something's not right here.
Hyper: I'm having some trouble breathing.
Chao_Killer: Why is every thing so dark?
Zin: It's kinda dusty here.
Super: Yo check out that big hole!
Neon: Hmmm no gravity, lack of air, craters, and it's kinda gray and dusty here as well as dark and cold. Hmmm... oh crap were...LOST IN SPACE!
Nuku: Oh enough with the damn TV show rip-offs!