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To the Bar
By: Shaun Shikeishuu (Hyper Knux)

Nuku, Zin, Hyper Knux, Chao Killer, and Neon Chaos are riding in the van proceeding with yet another adventure.

HYPER KNUX:
Hey I found some beer.

CHAO KILLER:
Cool! Give me some.

NEON:
Hey, Nuku since you don't drink can you take the wheel?

NUKU:
Um, okay.

NEON:
Groovy! Now, give me some beer.

NUKU:
Why do you guy always drink beer when it tastes so bad?

HYPER KNUX:
You don't drink beer because it tastes good. You drink beer to get wasted.

ZIN:
Ya, every one knows that.

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt Bad Habit by The Offspring to bring this special new bulletin.

ZIN:
Why do the always interrupt The Offspring's music?

CHAO KILLER:
'Cause this station sucks.

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Our top story tonight is how and why some one stole 300 copies of Super Smash Bros. Melee. More news later tonight.

NUKU:
We have a mystery to solve.

HYPER KNUX:
Do we have to?

NUKU:
Yes.

NEON:
Okay gang. Lets split up.

CHAO KILLER:
Um, Neon, we're still in the van. We can't split up.

ZIN:
Jinkies!!!

NUKU:
Zin said jinkies it must be a clue!

ZIN (holding up a box):
Clue nothing. I found a box of Jinkies Breakfast Cereal.

CHAO KILLER:
Sweet! Pass some over here.

HYPER KNUX:
Save me some.

NEON:
Okay, gang lets split up.

ZIN:
Dude, were in a van we cant split up.

CHAO KILLER:
Do we even know were this crime took place?

NUKU:
Um no they didn't say.

CHAO KILLER:
Then were the heck are we going?

NUKU:
I have no clue.

HYPER KNUX:
I know! Lets go to McDonalds and spill out coffee all over ourselves and then we can sue them for having their coffee too hot.

ZIN:
You did that already, stupid.

HYPER KNUX:
Oh yeah. I forgot. Hey, look out the window!!!

NEON:
It's Godzilla!!!

CHAO KILLER:
No, it's a sign bar next exit!!!!!

HYPER KNUX:
Lets go.

NUKU:
I don't want to go to the bar.

ZIN:
Go. Bar. Now!

Nuku:
O, okay.

They get to the bar and they all go inside.

NEON:
Okay, gang. Lets split up.

HYPER KNUX:
Um no.

CHAO KILLER:
This is a bar man.

NEON:
Sweet beer.

ZIN:
Lets all get drunk.

HYPER KNUX:
Ya!!!!

NUKU:
I guess this ends our adventure.



The End

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