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We find Zin working at a factory. Suddenly the alarm goes off.
Zin: YABBA DABBA DO!!!
He slides through a pipe and gets into the van, drives off and starts singing.
Zin: *sings* Zin Din, Zin Din Time YUM, he’s The Greatest SoaHer In History! From The State Of Texas, He’s About To Hit A Big Oak Tree...AAAAAAAAH!!!
Zin crashes into an oak tree, and the van looks like an accordion.
Zin: Ohhh boy...
The peeps are now seen the tow people take the Van.
Neon: That’s it Zin! No more taking the van to work.
Hyper: I didn’t even know Zin worked.
Neon: Well, now we can’t go on mysteries, till the van is fixed.
Mystic: Zin! What have I told you? Stop imitating everything on TV!
Zin: Awww, but the Simpson’s are so funny!
Super & Mecha comes in.
Super: Hey guys what’s...HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VAN?
Hyper: Zin decided it would be a good idea for the van to become a hippie and hug a tree.
Super: Oooh. >_o
Mecha: Now how are we going on mysteries. Cal might strike at any minute now.
Solorforg appears.
Solor: No shit, dumb dumb. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that out.
Mecha: *out of nowhere comes with a fly swatter* GOTCHA!
Solor disappears.
Mecha: DAMMIT! I thought this would work!
Neon: Well, I guess there is only one thing to do
Cut Scene to Supa's home next door to the Warehouse.
Supafly: You wanna whaaaat?
Neon: Come on man! Let us borrow your van.
Supafly: No man! I’m afraid something might happen to it.
Neon: Oh how quaint...remember you owe me $1001
Supafly: I thought it was a thousand.
Neon: *silently* Damn.. I thought I could get away with an extra buck...
Mystic: Come on, Supa....*with puppy dog eyes* Pweeeeeeeease?
Supafly: O_o... >_< Must not give in... too Kawaii!! *peeks*
Mystic is still with her puppy dog eyes.
Supafly: >_< OH ALRIGHT!
Mystic: YUS!! *hugs Supa* Thank you bro!!!
Supa hands over the keys.
Neon: All right! Let’s go bother Cal!
The Peeps: HOORAH!
They get in Supa's van and drive off.... then hit the same tree.
Supafly: MY VAN!!!
Neon: Uhhhh......we can call it even now.
The peeps are seen 2 blocks outside of Nuku's home.
Mystic: So tired...
Zin: Dude, we haven’t walked this much...
Neon: What was that? 20 miles?
Super: Blocks dude
Hyper: ...damn I need a beer
Mecha: *seen hovering* Come on you nancies! Keep walking!
Neon: I hate you..,
They make it to the door, Inside we see Nuku.
Nuku: La la la, preparing a wonderful dinner for me and my wolfy. ^_^
*Doorbell*
Nuku: Wonder who that could be?
Nuku opens the door and the peeps come tumbling in the doorway, Mecha still hovering.
Nuku: What’s this?
Hyper: Need...beer! ...Dehydrating...
Super: Look! Hard liquor! *points to Champaign* WE'RE SAVED!!!
Neon, Zin, Super and Hyper go and drink all the booze.
Nuku: HEY! THAT IS....*sees the bottle empty* ...empty
Zin: Sorry nukes, but we had to walk 20 miles to get here.
Super: Blocks…
Zin: Whatever.
Nuku: Why? Where’s the van?
Hyper: Zin thought it would be a good idea for the van to make out with a tree.
Nuku: Ooooh. >_o
Neon: We need a big favor, we need to borrow your car. We cant bare to walk another 20 miles!
Super: Blocks…
Neon: Shut up!
Nuku: I would love to help, but my fuzzy wuzzy wuv wolfie has it. ^_^
Neon: Dammit!
Mystic: Oh well, come on you guys, time to walk back home.
All: Awwwww *groans*
Nuku: Well, there is another way?
Neon: WHAT?!!!
Nuku *it gets dark and lighting strikes* Public Transportation
Hyper: Nooooooooooo!!!
Super: Anything but that??!!!
Mystic: I heard that Hobos live in the subways
Zin: And Crackheads in Buses!
Mecha: And people with funny hats in the taxicabs!
Everyone but Mecha: …? O.o
Neon: Well, it seems there is no other way. Come you guys. Lets get going.
The peeps walk another 20 blocks to the bus stop.
Hyper: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! MY FEET ARE KILLING ME!
Mystic: Shut up...
Hyper: No you shut up.
Mystic: No you shut up.
Hyper: No you shut up.
Super: Both of you shut up!
Hyper & Mystic: No you shut up!
Neon: STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! STOP IT!!! YOU ARE TOTALLY ANNOYING!
Mystic: Am I Annoying?
Neon: Actually it was a group effort..
Mystic: Oh…
Mecha: HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!
The van is seen like new, all fixed.
Zin: *rubs eyes* Can it be?
Super: ITS A MIRACLE!!
Neon: Come on! *They run to the van and hug it*
Cal: Well, I hope you’re satisfied! *Out of nowhere*
Neon: Cal???
Mystic: You did this?
Cal: Yeah, I did.
Super: Um...we're grateful and all, but... why?
Cal: I was getting bored. I announced my great evil plan on TV 7 times! 7!! And no, you guys don’t show up! ...I was so lonely. ;_;
Mystic: Awww, well.. we got the van fixed now...so, we can probably get you now.
Cal: Weee!!! I’m gonna go get a head start and plan my evil scheme! Mmyes! Mahahaha mahahahahahaha! Until next time! *runs away*
Zin: Dang, the bad guy got away...
Neon: Yeah.. come on.. lets go home.
They all get in the van.
Mystic: Hey turn on the radio
70's disco music starts playing.
Hyper: OH GOD MY EARS!!!
Zin: MAKE THE HURTING STOP!
Neon: DAMN YOU CAL!!!!
The End
Cal: What??? You knew I was gonna pull something. Mmyes mahahahah mahahahahaha!
Super: Huh huh...pull something.