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We find the peeps lounging around the Warehouse, Zin and Hyper are having breakfast
Hyper: Hey Zin! Check It Out! There Is A Message In My Alpha-Bits Cereal! ..it says "Oooooo"
Zin: Hyper, Those Are Cherrios...
Neon: dumbass..
Mystic: Hey Guys! Do You Know What Time It Is??? :D
Neon: oh no...
Super: it cant be...
JSG: Not The Random Song Of The Day >_<
Mystic: *sings a rendition of the Star Spangled Banner* Jose Can You See? Mecha J's Blinkin Lights! Oh SO Proudly We Hail, Hypers Trousers Are Showing..
Hyper: EEEEP!!!
Neon: For The Love Of God Mystic! Shut Up!
Mystic: Why? does it Annoy You?
Neon: no, it PISSES ME OFF!
Mystic: awww, someone needs a hug ^_^
Neon: oh no no no!
Mystic BEARHUGS Neon
Neon: Gah! ..Oh God! *cracking sounds* My Ribs!
Super: mmmmmm...ribs
Tv Announcer comes on dressed like an indian
TV: we interrupt this painful display of hugging for this news flash!
Hyper: why are you dressed like an indian, dude?
TV: i was GONNA get to that... ITS HALLOWEEN YOU FOOLS! so go out there and get candy!
Hyper: WHOO HOO!!
JSG: Sweet!
Super: but we dont have our costumes
Zin: yeah, we need costumes!
Mystic: i already got mine!
Neon: where is it?
Mystic is taking out a paper bag
Zin: AAAH! SHES GONNA POP IT!
Neon: QUICK!! HIT THE DECK!!! The guys dive for the couch and peek thru the top, Mystic then opens the bag and puts it on her head
Mystic: tada! Im Faust! *takes out a huge scapel* the doctor is in! Who wants an enema?! *points it at SuperKnux*
Super: you get that thing away from me! *pauses and thinks* hmmm, i know just the thing! Hey neon, got a magic marker?
Neon: sure *hands Super the marker*
Super: sweet! be right back! *zooms out of the way*
*later*
Hyper: *puts on his "Corey" mask* Im Corey!! WHOOO!
JSG: *has on dreadlocks and facial hair* So? im Rob Zombie.
Super: *has a badly drawn beard, and has hair* Im James Black!
Neon: who?
Super: you know..james back? *sees neon shrug* Guitarist...Finger Eleven?
Neon: nope..
Super: nevermind...im a guitarist.
Zin: *comes out with a bow* Im BIRDO! WATCH ME!!
Zin walks around back and forth in a predicatble pattern, spewing out eggs. one of the eggs hits Hyper in the head
Hyper: AAAH!
Neon: im Ego God!
Mystic: so obvious...
Hyper: All Right! LETS GO GET SOME CANDY!! WHOOOO!!!
The peeps cheer as they get in the van
[House 1 : Supafly]
Supafly is dressed like Jon Davis of KoRn, the doorbell rings, Supafly answers the door
Hyper as Corey: Trick Or Treat, Bitch!
Supafly: oh, hey hyper.
Hyper: damn! how did you know?
Supa: you were Corey last year...
Hyper: so, you were Jon last year.
Supa: touche >_>;
Hyper: Now, Gimme Some Candy!
Supa has one of those bowls with the hand sticking out, Hyper reaches for the bowl and the hand covers his hand
Hyper: oh, that is so lame...
Supa: shut up! or no candy for you!
Hyper: fine...aaaaah the hand got me..oh the humanity...
Supa: thats better.
Hyper: thanks man.
Supa closes the door and then hears a loud thud on the door
Supa: What the hell?
Supa sees egg drippings on his door
Zin: *from the van* THERE WAS A REASON WHY I WAS BIRDO THIS YEAR!! MWAH!!
the van drives away
Supa: DAMN YOU ZIN!!!
[House 2: Nuku]
Nuku's house is all decorated too look scary
Zin: you sure this is the right house?
JSG: yeah..it looks kinda creepy.
Neon: im sure it is her house.
Hyper: i dont remember her house look that scary.
Super: well someone has to go for treats.
Zin: not me
JSG: not me
Neon: not me
Hyper: hell no
Super: nope
Mystic: I'll Go!
Neon: Then Get Going!
Super: Yeah! And Bring Us Lots Of Candy!
Mystic: ok..ok..jeez!
Mystic walks thru the front steps of the house, and skeleton hands pop out of the ground!
Mystic: EEP! ...ok..its just decoration...
Bats Fly Over Her!
Mystic: EEEEK! THEYRE IN MY HAIR!!!
Zin: *from afar* THATS YOUR HELMET
Mystic: ... so it is...ok..fake bats..im scared >_<
suddenly Mystic heads running towards the door and rings the doorbell
Mystic: I made it..
the door opens and out comes DEATH!
Mystic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Death: Wow, i look that scary? *she has a bowl of candy*
Mystic: oh...its you nuku ^_^
Death: im not nuku.
Mystic: *gets pale* +_+ .. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *steals the bowl of candy and runs away*
the van drives off
Nuku: *stands next to death* we got them good, Kaneda!!
Kaneda as Death: he he he.. im loving this! XD
[Final Stop: Cal HQ]
Neon: well here we are!
Hyper: wow, i like Cal's decorations!
Zin: yeah! it looks just like our warehouse!
Mystic: -_- .. YOU BAKAS!! THIS IS OUR WAREHOUSE!
Neon: ..... oh
[Final Stop: Cal HQ ... for real]
The peeps all go and ring Cal's doorbell, the door opens, and the peeps scream in horror!!!
Neon: OH GOD!!!
Mystic: THIS IS THE MOST SCARIEST THING EVER!!!
JSG: Overload...overload!
Zin: AAAAAAAAH!! NOOO!!!
Cal is seen in a tanktop shirt and boxers...he has hairy legs
Cal: So Im In My PJs...Big Whoop!
Super: OH GOD MY EYES!!!
Hyper: THE BURN!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Cal: ha.. ha.. ha.. that is funny yeah.. it is to laugh -_-
Neon: god, what kind of sick costume is this?
Cal: i beg your pardon? why would i wear a costume?
Hyper: dude, its halloween.
Cal: huh? .. OH, i forgot.
Zin: you forgot about Halloween?
Mystic: and you call yourself evil.
Cal: I am EVIL! im the great Cal! I am an important person! my father was one of the original founders of Cal Inc. mmyes, that makes me a very important person, and i dont have time to participate in your childish antics. if there was a scale of 1 thru 10, you would be at the bottom and i would be at the top! THE TEN! thats me, mmyes! Mmahahahahaha Mmahahahaha!
Super: Shut Up! SHUT UP!
Neon: just give us some candy!
Cal: i got a better idea. *gives them money*
Hyper: WHOOO! MONEY! CAL YOU ROCK!
Mystic: WOW, i never had a!....Cal Dollar?
Cal: mmyes! when i take over the world this will be the new currency. its so devilishly evil! mmyes! Mmahahahahaha! Mmahahahaha!
Cal suddenly gets pelted by eggs
Cal: AGH! WHAT IN BLAZES!!!
Zin is continuisly pelting Cal With Eggs
Mystic: GO ZIN!
Neon: Pelt Those Eggs baby!
Hyper: WHOOO! ZIN YOU ROCK!
Super: TAKE THAT CAL!
Cal: Ow Ow Ow OW!! STOP IT! OWWW!!!
later back at the warehouse, the peeps are munching on Candy
Hyper: man, halloween kicks ass!
Super: i know man, all the candy you can eat!
Mystic: you guys...i dont think its such a good idea. your gonna have nightmares.
Neon: pfft. whatever.
later that night, the peeps are asleep The Guys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! CAL IN SHORTS!!!!!
BG Song: HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY! MACHO MACHO MAN!...
The End
Cal: From All Of Us At Come Out And Play, We All Wish You A Very Scary And Ghoulish Halloween. Mmyes. MMAHAHAHAHA! MMAHAHAHAHA!
Hyper: and dont eat to much candy at night..might get nightmares about seeing Cal in shorts.
Cal: How Dare You Soil The Calfred Family Name!
Hyper: oh god..not this again..
Cal: if there was a scale of 1 thru 10, you would be at the bottom and i.....