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Our heroes, Hyper Knux, Neon Chaos, Chao_Killer, Nuku, Zin, and SuperKnux are travelling in their trusty van across the desert at night, listening to the radio.
Nuku: Is there ever any daylight in this friggin' desert?
Zin: You know, thats a pretty good mystery.
Hyper Knux: What did you call me?!
SuperKnux: Knux is drunk again.
Chao_Killer: So what else is new?
Hyper Knux: No, this is my emerald! You cant eat it!
Neon: Right.
Radio Announcer: We interrupt this drunken outburst to bring you a special report.
Neon: GAHHH! DEMONS! CALL THE YOUNG AND OLD PRIESTS!
Nuku: Neon, get a grip.
Radio Announcer: Our top story tonight is that a new casino has opened on the edge of the desert, but has apparently been haunted by several ghosts, claiming to be the Harlem Globe Trotters. More on this story as it develops.
Zin: Jinkies! A mystery to solve!
Nuku: Kawaii!!! I like mysteries!
SuperKnux: Plus we can get drunk! I hear this new place serves free beer!
Hyper Knux: Good is beer...
Chao_Killer: Yes! I can gamble! Its been my lifelong dream to be a professional slot jockey!
Nuku: You're lifelong dream was to become a world record holder for the most gruesome chao killing spree, and you did it in 1999, remember?
FLASHBACK to show Chao_Killer laying waste to 1000s of innocent chao with a giant minigun. The judges puke and declare him the new record holder. END FLASHBACK.
Chao_Killer: The judges said that was sicker than the time I intentionally set the chao kindergarten on fire...
Zin: Hey guys! We're here!
Neon: Okay gang! Let's split up and search for clues.
SuperKnux: My God, that's the smartest thing you've said all day.
Nuku: I don't like casinos. I'm not going in there.
Zin: Not even for two chocolate bars?
Zin throws them through the casino door.
Nuku: Kawaii!!!!
She races into the casino in a gray blur.
Hyper Knux: Her love for chocolate scares me.
Chao_Killer: Your love for beer scares all of us. So what?
The gang go inside and see three large cups on a tray.
Hyper Knux: WOW! FREE BOOZE!
Hyper Knux begins to drink the three cups.
Neon: Uh Knux, those are full of quarters.
Hyper Knux: Huh? BURP!
Knux starts belching out coins.
Chao_Killer: Sweet! He's paying up!
SuperKnux: Cool! Gimme gimme gimme!
Suddenly three ghosts appear.
Ghost #1 (spooky voice): You...killed...us!
Nuku: Waaaaahhh! I hate ghosts!
Zin: You're no match for my mighty vacuum cleaner!!!!
Zin whips out a vacuum cleaner from out of nowhere, turns it on and finds the ghosts are really evil bunny rabbits.
Rabbit #2: You have discovered us! Now our plan to take over the world is ruined, thanks to you meddling kids!
Neon: OK, this is getting weird.
Rabbit #3: Feel the wrath of our evil jelly!
The rabbit throws a blob of jelly at Chao_Killer.
Chao_Killer: NOOOO! It's green! I hate green jelly! WAAAHHH!
Hyper Knux: Hey! Lookit! Its the cute puppy dogs again! I like cute puppy dogs!
Knux then lets loose a massive hyper belch, blowing the bunnies away.
Nuku: Ewww! That was gross...
SuperKnux: Well, at least we got rid of the bunnies.
Neon: Well, that's a mystery well solved. Good work, gang!
Chao_Killer: MY EYE! THE JELLY! IT BURNS!
Zin: Killer, give it a rest. It's jelly for cryin' out loud.