Who Shot Cal? By: Shaun Shikeishuu (Hyper Knux)
We start of at the SoaH City Town Meeting.

CK: How many monkey butlers will there be at first?

Hyper: Only a few at first but we'll train more.

Chao Thing: Sweet.

Neon: Ok Hyper sit down. Were here to talk about important stuff.

Hyper: Monkey Butlers are important.
Neon: Sit down!

Hyper: Fine kill joy.

Neon: Now...

CK: Um.. So when do we get the monkey butlers?

Neon: There won't be any monkey butlers! Now on to my point. I need more money to buy more Xbox games.. Um I mean to build more houses for our new residents.

Super: Why can't they build their own houses?

Neon: Um.. Cause they can't.

All of a sudden Cal comes through the doors and walks up to Neon and pushes him out of the way.

Cal: Now on to my point.

Zin: Stands up. What are you doing here?

Cal: Sit down Zim.

Zin: Zin! You dumbass!

CK: Talking to Chao Thing. Yo he called Zin Zim.

CT: To CK Yeah that's pretty funny.

Zin: Would you two shut up?

Cal: On to my point.

Nuku: Are you gonna try to marry me again?

Cal: No not right now. Now on to my poi...

Mystic: So why are you here?

Iza: Yeah really? Why?

Cal: I was just about to get to that.

Neon: Yo man I was talking.

Cal: Sit down.

Neon: Fine jackass.

Cal: I heard that.

Neon: You were suppose to.

JSG: Yeah you jackass.

Cal: On to my point!

Every one gets quiet.

Cal: Now I am here today to tell you of my plans to take over SoaH City. First I shall expand my evil headquarters and make 3 new bases within SoaH City. I of course need room to do this so I will be destroying parts of the city. And..

JSG: Get on with it already!

CK: Yeah really.

Cal: In one minute. Now first to go will be the Nintendo Museum.

Zin: NO!!!

Cal: Then the Bar of Heaven.

JSG&Hyper: NO!!!

Cal: And finally Beers "R" Us.

Hyper: My God NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Faints

Cal: And upon its ruins I'll build Robotnic Land!!! Um..I mean my new bases! Ya! Go me!

Nuku: Someone get Hyper a beer! Quick.

Super: I'm on it!

Super gets Hyper a beer and dumps it on him.

Hyper: Beer...Hey what happen.

CK: Cal's gonna destroy the Bar of Heaven and Beers "R" Us.

Hyper: What! NO!!!!!! Faints again.

Zin: You won't get away with this!

Cal: But I will. Ha ha ha ha ha

Cal leaves.

Neon: God damn it. He always ruins these meetings.

Mystic: Yeah that's the third time today.

Iza: We need to stop him.

Neon: Let's split up gang!

Nuku: Haven't heard that line for a while.

Zin: Jinkies.

Iza: Or that one.

CK: Zoinks.

Mystic: Or that one.

Nuku: Ok lets go.

Super: I think JSG and Hyper are still in shock about the whole beer insident.

Zin: Leave um. Lets a go!

They all run out except for JSG and Hyper and they go and look for Cal.

Iza: Where could he be?

Mystic: How should I know?

Nuku: How comes when you want find him he's no where to be found?

A gun shoot is heard.

Iza: Ahh.

Mystic: What was that?

Nuku: Sounded like a gun shoot.

Iza: It came from over that way.

Mystic: Lets go.

We now show Zin, Neon, CK, Iza, Mystic, Nuku, Chao Thing, and Super standing buy Cal. Who has just been shot.

Zin: Holy crap!

Neon: Who did this?

Iza: Oh my God...

Mystic: We need to get him to a hospital!

Super: We sure as hell better. He may be evil but he never tried to kill anyone.

Chao Thing: Yeah really who would have done this.

CK: We better hurry though if we want to help him.

Nuku: Who did it?

Two days after Cal had been shot we find Supafly and DarKaoz trying to figure out who had done it.

DraKaoz: Who could have done this?

Supafly: I think it was Hyper. I mean he had the opportunity and the motive. Cal was gonna destroy The Bar of Heaven and Beers "R" us. Plus he was left alone at the time of the crime. It had to be him. Just look at it this way. If there's no beer Hyper's Hyper form wears off and he dies. He must of figured it him or me and...

DarKaoz: Wait why would Hyper use a gun? He had special powers he could have used.

Supafly: He must have figured that if he used a gun no one would suspect him of do...

DarKaoZ: Hyper's to stupid to have done that. I think its JSG. He was alone at the time too. Plus he was gonna lose his bar. He had the motive and the opportunity.

Supafly: Could have been Zin. Cal was gonna destroy the Nintendo Museum. Plus he could never remember Zin's name.

DarKaoz: I doubt Zin would ever kill anyone. Though CK might. I mean he does have the weapons.

Supafly: So ok then. The suspects are Hyper, JSG, CK, and Zin.

DarKaoz: We'll give them all lie detector tests.

Later that day.

DarKaoz: Ok Zin. Just sit down and we'll ask you some questions.

Supafly: Do you hate Cal?

Zin: Well the idiot kept calling me Zim and he said he was gonna destroy the Nintendo Museum. So yeah.

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SupaFly: Did you shoot him?

Zin: Hell no! I wouldn't do that.

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DarKaoz: Well your clear Zin. You're free to go.

Zin: Sweet.

DarKaos: Bring in JSG.

Supafly: Just bring in Hyper so we can save some time.

DarKaoz: JSG is next.

Supafly: Damn it.

Zin leaves the room and JSG enters.

DarKaoz: Have a seat.

JSG: How longs this going take?

DarKaoz: Just a few minutes.

Supafly: Do you hate Cal?

JSG: Of course not.

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JSG: Ok ok I may hate him but I would never shoot the guy.

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DarKaoz: He checks out.

JSG: Good, now unhook me from this thing. I got a hot date.

buzzz

JSG: A date.

buzzz

JSG: Dinner with my Chao.

buzzz

JSG: Dinner alone.

buzzz

JSG: Ok ok I'm gonna eat a TV Dinner by myself then look at the girls in the Victories Secret Catalog.

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JSG: Sears Catalog.

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JSG: Now unhook me from this thing. I don't deserve this!

buzzz

Supafly: Hey wait! Since he's a robot doesn't that mean we need to check his memory or something? How does a lie detector test work on him?

DarKaoz: Dude don't point out the plot holes.

Supafly: Sorry.

DarKaoz: Ok then. Let's bring in CK.

Supafly: Come on. You know it was Hyper. Let's just cut to the chase.

DarKaoz: No!

SupaFly: Damn it.

JSG leaves the room as CK enters.

SupaFly: Just a few quick questions man.

CK: Better be.

Supafly: You kill anything this week?

CK: No.

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CK: Ok I killed some Chao.

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Supafly: How many?

CK: Just a few.

buzzz

CK: Ok a lot.

buzzz

CK: A hell of a lot.

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Supafly: You kill or attempt to kill anything else this week?

CK: No.

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CK: What? Oh wait.. I killed a spider the other day.

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SupaFly: Are you the one who shot Cal?

CK: No!

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DarKaoz: He's clean.

CK: Damn right. I'm a Chao killer not a people killer. I kill Chao and fakers man.

DarKaoz: Ok you can go.

Supafly: Now bring in Hyper.

CK leaves the room and Hyper enters.

DarKaoz: Have a seat Hyper. Were gonna ask you a few questions.

Hyper: I like pie!

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Supafly: Damn.

DarKaoz: Ok Hyper did you shoot Cal?

Hyper: Yes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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SupaFly: Ha! I knew it! He admits it. You off to jail Hyper.

DarKaoz: No you idiot he was lying. It wasn't him.

Supafly: Damn it. Hey Hyper, did you shoot Cal?

Hyper: Is he that old guy who owns the Nuclear Power Plant in Springville?

SupaFly: No. He's the guy who wants to tear down the Bar of Heaven and Beers "R" us.

Hyper: What??!!! I'll kick his sorry ass so bad!

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SupaFly: Would you kill him?

Hyper: What? No ofcourse not. Killing's bad.

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DarKaoz: Dude he didn't do it.

SupaFly: Then who the hell did?

DarKaoz: I don't know, I just don't know.

We now find SupaFly, DarKaoZ and the rest of CoaP at a SoaH City town meeting. One week after Cal was shot.

Supafly: Ok we now have every one who was present the night that Cal was shot.

DarKaoZ: Were gonna find out who did it. Tonight.

CK: Well the stupid lie detector tests sure as hell didn't help.

Supafly: Sit down CK.

DarKaoZ: We have a very special guest here for you tonight. I would like to introduce..

Mysterious Voice: Mister Hahn!

Linkin Park "Cure For the Itch" starts playing

Chao Thing: What the?

SuperFly: Turn that music off!

The song stops playing.

DarKaoz: Ok here he is.

Supafly: Its Cal!

Cal walks out fully recovered.

Nuku: Darn he's alive. I mean thank God he's alright!

DarKaoZ: Nuku did you shoot Cal?

Nuku: No.

Cal: Well I'm here to figure out who did. Then I can have my revenge.

Zin: That's not gonna happen.

Cal: Yeah it will.

Mystic: Whatever kind of plan you come up with will just fail.

Cal: No it won't. This time I will succeed!

Super: Your gonna suck some seed?

Cal: Shut up!

Hyper: Could we just get this over with.

Cal: Good idea for once Hyper. Now onto the point. WHO THE HELL SHOT ME?

Iza: Wasn't me.

Mystic: Or me

Zin: Wasn't me

CK: Me neither.

Super: Or I.

Hyper: Or...

Cal: I asked who shot me. Not who didn't shoot me!

Every one: Oh

Cal: Now who shot me?

Neon: It was I.

Every one has a shocked look on there face.

Nuku: What? How could you do such a cruel thing?

Iza: Yeah really?

Mystic: He may be evil but he never tired to kill any of us.

Cal: You will pay Neon!

Neon: No I won't.

DarKaoZ: Why did you do it man?

Neon: Well you see I was trying to have a meeting and he came in here and interrupted me. Then he told me to sit down and shut up!

DarKaoZ: So?

Neon: Dude he insulted my EGO. No one gets away with that!

Supafly: Well I guess you're off to jail Neon.

Neon: Ha ha ha that's a good one. Since it's my city you can't arrest me so there.

Super: He's got a point.

SupaFly: Damn it.

Cal: Well I'm off.

Zin: Where you going?

Cal: To plan my next plan.

JSG: Ok then.

Chao Thing: Good luck.

Cal: I do not need luck I am...

CK: Just get lost we have a meeting to finish.

Cal: I'll be back!

JSG: Yeah whatever...

Cal leaves pissed off and the meeting starts again.

Hyper: So back to the monkey butlers issue.

Neon: There aren't gonna be any monkey butlers...

CK: So how many will there be?

Hyper: Just a few at first. But we'll train more.

Chao Thing: Sweet.

Neon: There isn't gonna me any monkey butlers!

JSG: Isn't this how the story started?

Super: Yup.

DarKaoZ: Could we just end this stupid story.

Supafly: Yeah end it.

Nuku: Ok.

The End

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