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The Second Coming
Written by: Nick Hall


His arrival is waited on by the masses.
For centuries they all wait.
April 7th 1985 is the date.
That he arises from the dirt and ashes.

He is now born again.

With the unholy bible in his hand.
He readies himself to make a stand.

Tell everyone that he has returned.

In the past you gave him 40 lashes.
Today he'll kick all your fucking asses.

Watch as he walks on water.

He is the Second Coming.
He is the rebirth of Jesus.
His arrival was always forthcoming.
Now will he be the one to save us?

Fuck no he won't!

He won't be the one saving you!
He won't be performing miracles for you!
Instead he'll be the one crucifying you!
So fuck you, you, and you too!

The mother fucking Second Coming has arrived.
So prepare yourselves, your all about to die.

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